Title: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: stegerman on May 24, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
Keeping your forum troll free
http://www.informationweek.com/shared/printableArticle.jhtml?articleID=199600005
http://www.informationweek.com/shared/printableArticle.jhtml?articleID=199600005
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2007, 01:34:50 PM
Very interesting. It was a good read. :D
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: worst_golfer_ever on May 24, 2007, 03:33:27 PM
I say we throw Wesley out the airlock. [sm_devil]
But, seriously, I love the idea of disemvowelling. Almost as good as the 'isolation chamber' concept.
But, seriously, I love the idea of disemvowelling. Almost as good as the 'isolation chamber' concept.
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: dystopia on May 24, 2007, 03:49:08 PM
trd dsmvwllng sntnc b hnd nd t tk frvr, 'm srprsd th mdrtr n th rtcl wld d tht bfr th tmtd tl ws wrttn. t mght wrk fr shrt Trllpd-stl psts, thgh. [sm_devil]
* tr**d d*s*mv*w*ll*ng * s*nt*nc* b* h*nd *nd *t t**k f*r*v*r, *'m s*rpr*s*d th* m*d*r*t*r *n th* *rt*cl* w**ld d* th*t b*f*r* th* **t*m*t*d t**l w*s wr*tt*n. *t m*ght w*rk f*r sh*rt Tr*llp*d*-st*l* p*sts, th**gh. [sm_devil]
- tr--d d-s-mv-w-ll-ng - s-nt-nc- b- h-nd -nd -t t--k f-r-v-r, -'m s-rpr-s-d th- m-d-r-t-r -n th- -rt-cl- w--ld d- th-t b-f-r- th- --t-m-t-d t--l w-s wr-tt-n. -t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. [sm_devil]
* tr**d d*s*mv*w*ll*ng * s*nt*nc* b* h*nd *nd *t t**k f*r*v*r, *'m s*rpr*s*d th* m*d*r*t*r *n th* *rt*cl* w**ld d* th*t b*f*r* th* **t*m*t*d t**l w*s wr*tt*n. *t m*ght w*rk f*r sh*rt Tr*llp*d*-st*l* p*sts, th**gh. [sm_devil]
- tr--d d-s-mv-w-ll-ng - s-nt-nc- b- h-nd -nd -t t--k f-r-v-r, -'m s-rpr-s-d th- m-d-r-t-r -n th- -rt-cl- w--ld d- th-t b-f-r- th- --t-m-t-d t--l w-s wr-tt-n. -t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. [sm_devil]
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 24, 2007, 05:43:16 PM
-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. [sm_devil]
d-tt-
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 24, 2007, 09:26:06 PM
-t m-ght w-rk f-r sh-rt Tr-llp-d--st-l- p-sts, th--gh. [sm_devil]
d-tt-
D--bt -t. ;)
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: TFT on May 25, 2007, 12:33:23 AM
What if you disemvowelled the Morse Code? That's even more or less fun, maybe.
Get right on that, will ya?
Hand the answers in on my desk on your way out, when you come in.
Get right on that, will ya?
Hand the answers in on my desk on your way out, when you come in.
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 08:47:30 AM
Still think the Miserable users mod (http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=121886) is the best for trolls. ;D
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When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Spanky on May 25, 2007, 09:13:46 AM
Still think the Miserable users mod (http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=121886) is the best for trolls. ;D
Dys must already have that as I experience the first two on an ongoing basis. Damn and I didn't even know I was troll.Quote
When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 09:19:29 AM
and I didn't even know I was troll.
Well, now you do. ;) :D
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Spanky on May 25, 2007, 09:24:50 AM
and I didn't even know I was troll.
Well, now you do. ;) :D
The Viqueens sukk!
(With me living in Dallas I dare you come back with something that I don't already know, this place is officially Looserville)
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 09:30:47 AM
The Viqueens ****!
Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". 8) ;D
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Spanky on May 25, 2007, 09:35:43 AM
The Viqueens ****!
N*p*, *dr**n P*t*rs*n s*ys "h*". 8) ;D
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 09:38:51 AM
The Viqueens ****!
N*p*, *dr**n P*t*rs*n s*ys "h*". 8) ;DTroll. ;)
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: stroh on May 25, 2007, 12:04:18 PM
Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". 8) ;D
LOL [sm_rolling] Nice!
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: dystopia on May 25, 2007, 12:37:56 PM
Still think the Miserable users mod (http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=121886) is the best for trolls. ;D
LOL, that's brilliant. Great mod, I'll have to see if they have it for SMF.
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When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
Aargh, that's happened to me at a few forums, now I know why.[sm_sad2]
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 01:20:43 PM
Nope, Adrian Peterson says "hi". 8) ;D
LOL [sm_rolling] Nice!
[sm_thankyou] Hehe
Title: Re: Get thee behind me, Troll!
Post by: Torpedo on May 25, 2007, 01:20:57 PM
Still think the Miserable users mod (http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=121886) is the best for trolls. ;D
LOL, that's brilliant. Great mod, I'll have to see if they have it for SMF.
Yeah, it is more fun than just banning them. ;D