"Five Dollar Footlong" -- I think I still have that one on VHS.

Ummm.... I suspect that the reason she's out of work is purely because she's ugly. Even using two paper bags: one for her and one for you isn't going to make it any more appealing

That's what the chip bag was for.

In her defense, maybe she just misinterpreted "Frito-Lay" ... ?

How can she be naturalized?  She doesn't even have an SUV!



Congrats!

I'd like to show that clown some of my schtick Whopper.

Love,
Clive

FIFY.

LOL  Suburban Slim Shady!  

That'd be DJ Jazzy Trevor.

I don't think it's right for any of us to criticize Sanford until we've nailed hot chicks from Argentina.

I'm wondering how a  movie-maker could give alien robots any character if they all had to talk like Ned Gerblansky.  Is no one up in arms that a robot has a British accent?  Maybe if it were a pasty-white wanker robot with bad teeth.

(Stroh, don't get hung up on the wanking robot aspect.  Stay with us.)

Tough call.  I remember bringing back a case of pounders from PIT to Charlottesville ... on a motorcycle.  But I haven't had an IC in a long time.

Do you fall back on Top Flites for the back nine?

I play whatever I filch out of your bag when you're looking for your own ball in the gorse, stubby.

[It's like is everything going to be melba toast?]

LOS ANGELES – "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" introduces some 40 new mechanized characters of all shapes, sizes and even ****es — but it's a pair of jive-talking 'bots that critics are singling out as more than just harmless comic relief.

Skids and Mudflap, twin robots disguised as compact Chevys, constantly brawl and bicker in rap-inspired street slang. They're forced to acknowledge that they can't read. One has a gold tooth.  As good guys, they fight alongside the Autobots and are intended to provide comic relief. But the traits they're ascribed raise the specter of stereotypes most notably seen when Jar Jar Binks, the clumsy, broken-English speaking alien from "Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace," was criticized as a racial caricature....

American cinema also has a tendency to deal with race indirectly, said Allyson Nadia Field, an assistant professor of cinema and media studies at the University of California, Los Angeles.

"There's a persistent dehumanization of African-Americans throughout Hollywood that displaces issues of race onto non-human entities," said Field, who also hasn't seen the film. "It's not about skin color or robot color. It's about how their actions and language are coded racially."  If these characters weren't animated and instead played by real black actors, "then you might have to admit that it's racist," Robinson said. "But stick it into a robot's mouth, and it's just a robot, it's OK."  But if they're alien robots, she continued, "why do they talk like bad black stereotypes?"

Bay brushes off any whiff of controversy.  "Listen, you're going to have your naysayers on anything," he said. "It's like is everything going to be melba toast? It takes all forms and shapes and sizes."

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I've played a lot of different makes/models.  Primarily, I'm looking for a ball that doesn't spin much off the driver, so I can find it and play it again.  After that, I want a decent feel on/around the green.  I don't need ultimate checkability, which I can't capitalize on anyway, just a good feel.  I ended up with the ProV1x, although there are other premium golf balls I haven't tried yet.  $27.95 for top-quality used golf balls!

I have a different litmus test...
since I know how to wipe...

Perhaps you could PM Walfredo -- he apparently routinely soils himself.


I just came across a patent of two on this very product.  (Yes, reading patents excites me that much.)  I'll re-find it and let you know about the detergent amount.  FWIW, I think a good portion of liquid and powder detergents is filler and whatnot.

Wouldn't work.  The Rams would be too easy to defend against.  Every play would be to the right.

Not to get in the sway of a good punchline (or, for that matter, the one you posted) ... but aren't the Rams already pretty easy to defend against?

Huh -- so it turns out Gillooly and Eckardt just wanted an up-skirt.

If I could swap out the camera for a handful of toilet paper, then you'd have something.




PS: Are there two Eiffel Towers?