A kind offer, "dyno".  I see through that charade, though -- you're JDerion, aren't you?  Dude, I already told you I am NOT going to meet you at a rest stop for ****!  Just forget about the first time and move on!

But if you really are Dyno, then cool.  I'd even meet you at a rest stop for-- well, we could just talk about FGIers we hate, maybe read some poetry, and see where things lead.  Whatever.

Dude, I am ROCKING the TMX.  We got it for my kid, but I hacked it and totally reprogrammed what he says.  The kid's too young to understand any of that *feces*, but when he opens it Christmas morning in front of my wife, her parents, and her grandparents ... I may well blag the bookies, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[Merry Christmas Bitches!]

I think Burl Ives said it best when he said...


 Merry Christmas Bitches!

That was Perry Como, you tool.


And the same to you!  In fact, that goes for all of you!

And you hot linked to the other sites smileys.

A little taste of home.

KZG Gemini 460 / SK Fiber Lite Rev II
Ashton X1D 5W / Innovative UFO2.2
SMT Avocet 19*  / iRod utility (or 3-iron)
Golfworks CER851UM 4-PW / UST ProForce 115 rV2
Vokey 52*, 56*, 60*
Cameron Futura Mid or Golfsmith TCM carbon steel (Anser clone)

So is the part where I say why I left FGI?  Or would the threadjack lead to a violent moderating, perhaps with a tire iron?  I have put my affairs in order, so don't trifle yourselves about that.

Screw it -- I'm willing to risk it.  (Besides, I've seen JDerion and he swings like a girl.)  Unfortunately, I dont' have time to do justice to the topic right now, and I'm afraid I'll be on the road and therefore out of pocket tomorrow as well.

Merry Christmas to one and all! 

high cut?

Nah, I think I'll hit a draw here.

ps second on the Persnikity nod.

Dude, you've registered............now consummate it.

If you think I'm going to post so that any one of the Avogado's number of moderators here can go in and edit my post to make it look like I said how much I love wearing women's panties -- the satiny ones, not the stretch lace or especially the bland all-cotton ones -- you are very sadly mistaken.