GolfHos

OK, let's move on to the nomination portion of this contest.  There are too many entries in the other thread, so we'll have to narrow them down for a poll.

Each person can nominate one entry from the "Best Speculative..." thread:
http://www.golfhos.com/topic-6028.html


Rules:
- Quote, copy or repost your favorite picture/entry below
- You can nominate something you entered or nominate someone else's to win
- You can only add one nomination
- a person can be nominated multiple times and have multiple entries if submitted by someone else


When the nominations are finished, I'll post a poll and we can vote for a winner.

My nomination, self gratifying though it may be:

Why do you hate merlot?

Because we always have to wait for it.  It's never ready on time.

gleek had a good point, I'm changing my answer to spacey's mug shot montage.

campy had a good one going, I would like to have seen it finished.

Too hard for me to pick one, having just gone through them again.  I have to nominate Stroh for a lifetime achievement / body of work award, though. 

Can you actually nominate yourself? And I don't mean that as a euphemism.

 :sad3: I concede to stroh due to sheer volume.

Thanks, but quantity over quality shouldn't win.  I saw some pretty good ones in there.

I wish I had that much hair.

Had to nominate this one because I had the same image. 

Is Fuzzy as boring as that *fudge*er, because if he is, this has to be the winner.

Oh, it's even better than that!  Imagaine Bob Ross that Drinks, cusses, and sings Karaoke.

OMG only hilarity can ensue!

Is it too late for one more entry?

LOL Pwn3d myself. You're gonna have to click.

Link (http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=356863)

Aske

Sorry-Re Read the rules, if I HAVE to narrow it down to one it's gotta be.

But Spacey had a run of the prison pics that still crack me up.

Looks like we may as well call it, due to lack of interest. I move we declare stroh the de facto winner. Crown his ass.

Screw stroh.  What's he ever done for us?

I'm going to look up de facto.  It better not mean what I think it means.

XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDOS: Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2: Education.
COMMANDOS: Ohh...
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1: And the wine.
COMMANDOS: Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO: Public baths.
LORETTA: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS: [laugh]
REG: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

What about the candles?  Those are way cool.  Ungrateful *fudge*s.

I agree.  No sense in dragging this out.

Congrats, stroh!
[sm_beertoast]

Could you PM me your paypal info?

 [sm_thankyou]  I would like to drag it out some.

Thank you dystopia for the generosity.  Thanks to those who voted me the winner.  Even if it was by ad nauseum, or whatever spacey said.

dys., I would kind of like to philanthrophize it.  I have an idea, but would be interested in hearing others input on how to share it.

If it's not too big of a PITA.

I *goshdarn* love PITAs. What's the idea? Whatever. I'm on board. Or not. Whatever. Has anyone seen my beer? *fudge* you. You think you're better than me?

Share? How's 'bout you put that into the Stroh house buying fund, I'll match, we'll start a Stroh's Kids Telethon, we'll get you to that American dream of being a slumlord yet.

 ;D

I vote for the stroh house fund, too, but whatever you want is cool.

Of course, those 25 ducats won't even cover the cost of the credit report for your new home loan.  ;D

Sometimes you just gotta say "What the *fudge*?" and make your move.  I say put the money towards this:

(http://www.mnlottery.com/gifs/hotlotto-flames.gif)

(I'll take 5% for the idea.)