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Title: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:30:55 AM
Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   :)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Fuzzy on February 12, 2007, 08:37:33 AM
Eat *feces*.

Die.

Repeat.

 ;) Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: spacey on February 12, 2007, 08:39:39 AM
Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!
Welcome and thanx a lot.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:47:17 AM
Eat *feces*.

Die.

Repeat.

 ;) Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper.
It would never occur to me to break up that or any of the other lovefests.  ;)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   :)
Golfhos Resources

Profane tirades: spaceage
Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
Digital pröñ: lennyquai
Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha
Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively)
Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno
Making-dead services: kosovogolfer
Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?)
Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia
On-demand junk talk: TFT


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 12, 2007, 08:52:44 AM
Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   :)
Golfhos Resources

Profane tirades: spaceage
Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
Digital pröñ: lennyquai
Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha
Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively)
Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno
Making-dead services: kosovogolfer
Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?)
Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia
On-demand junk talk: TFT

You forgot...

Intercontinental Testicle Examinations: Clive


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:56:09 AM
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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest.  :)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 09:02:04 AM
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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest.  :)
This is a parallel universe.  E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 09:06:25 AM
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This is a parallel universe.  E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin.
OMG.  I didn't realize how far down the rabbit hole went.   :o ;)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: dystopia on February 12, 2007, 10:20:16 AM
lol at this thread.

Welcome, MidwayJ!

 [sm_beertoast]


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Jules on February 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM
Welcome MidwayJ!!!!
You too, will be totally amazed with my new technologocial powers!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 12:32:50 PM
Thanks for all the welcomes.  I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind.   :)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 12:41:30 PM
Thanks for all the welcomes.  I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind.   :)
Relieved would be more like it.  :-X


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: stegerman on February 12, 2007, 12:56:08 PM
Welcome and remember, 'bathes' and 'regularly' are very subjective terms.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: twoiron on February 12, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   :)
Golfhos Resources

Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively)


Sir.... consider yourself smoted!!!! :o ;)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:08 PM
Welcome to Golfhos MidwayJ. 8)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:19 PM
Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!

lol, so did I. :D


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:44 PM
Hi.  Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about?   :)
Golfhos Resources

Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo

Smite. :P


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Zoot on February 12, 2007, 02:31:51 PM
Ya,welcome jayhole ::)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 03:32:58 PM
Ya,welcome jayhole ::)
:) Don't know who you are yet.  spuzz?   ;D  360?


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!

lol, so did I. :D
Greetings . . .  I had no idea what these comments meant since I had hardly read any of his posts.  So I went back and did some "research" and now I get it.  LOL.  Purely coincidence.  :)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: birdymaker on February 12, 2007, 04:05:50 PM
Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!

lol, so did I. :D
Greetings . . .  I had no idea what these comments meant since I had hardly read any of his posts.  So I went back and did some "research" and now I get it.  LOL.  Purely coincidence.  :)

you sure [sm_hide]


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Zoot on February 12, 2007, 04:21:36 PM
Ya,welcome jayhole ::)
:) Don't know who you are yet.  spuzz?   ;D  360?
I am neither. :-X


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 05:59:18 PM
Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!

lol, so did I. :D
Greetings . . .  I had no idea what these comments meant since I had hardly read any of his posts.  So I went back and did some "research" and now I get it.  LOL.  Purely coincidence.  :)

you sure [sm_hide]

Why wouldn't I be?


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: dyno on February 12, 2007, 09:58:01 PM
Welcome JB  :D

I'm congenial to a fault here.   ;D


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: Spanky on February 13, 2007, 03:03:42 AM
Welcome Jay.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 13, 2007, 06:16:58 AM
I'm congenial to a fault here.   ;D

Kevin Kline to William Hurt in The Big Chill:  What's happened to you?  ;)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:17:50 PM
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Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo
This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest.  :)
This is a parallel universe.  E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin.

Clive!!!! You are in trouble for that! ;) :D

Midway, just ignore him.  He's a complete jokester here.  What he should have said is E-A-G-L-E! is free to eat mashed potatoes for a snack here. :D


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:19:48 PM
Welcome MidwayJ!!!!
You too, will be totally amazed with my new technologocial powers!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're doing great, wish! :)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:25:49 PM
Oh, yeah...

Welcome to golfhos, Midway!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif)


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: dyno on February 13, 2007, 05:56:36 PM
I'm congenial to a fault here.   ;D

Kevin Kline to William Hurt in The Big Chill:  What's happened to you?  ;)

The FGI closet was too stifling.


Title: Re: Greetings
Post by: MidwayJ on February 13, 2007, 06:00:02 PM
Oh, yeah...

Welcome to golfhos, Midway!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif)

Thank you, E-A-G-L-E.  It looks like Clive just runs amok here.  But it's OK.   :)