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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on January 24, 2007, 07:50:15 PM



Title: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Aske on January 24, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
 :o


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: stroh on January 24, 2007, 07:53:24 PM
"Look down"

You can't be serious?


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: twoiron on January 24, 2007, 07:53:52 PM
Dunno, but I've never seen a Smurf that big before....


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Clive on January 24, 2007, 07:54:27 PM
Ah, crap.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Torpedo on January 24, 2007, 08:12:14 PM
Probably you. ;)


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 24, 2007, 08:39:20 PM
Can I say welcome?


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 24, 2007, 09:19:59 PM
Gawd, I hate short people.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 24, 2007, 09:29:57 PM
I hate short people.

So you hate me?  :'(


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: twoiron on January 24, 2007, 09:32:32 PM
I hate short people.

So you hate me?  :'(

 :o


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 24, 2007, 09:34:26 PM

I am pretty short. 


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 24, 2007, 11:25:16 PM
I'm so misunderstood.   [sm_oops]


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Eagleone on January 24, 2007, 11:31:57 PM
It doesn't require much of the door to be open for their entrance. ;D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: MP on January 24, 2007, 11:57:06 PM
oooh snap


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Clive on January 25, 2007, 12:28:48 AM
I'm so misunderstood.   [sm_oops]
Hey, I got you right away.  But I've met you, too.  Maybe I ought to post a picture ...


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: TFT on January 25, 2007, 06:10:47 AM
dystopia, can we get some wider cart paths installed around here?


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 25, 2007, 07:13:30 AM
I'm so misunderstood.   [sm_oops]
Hey, I got you right away.  But I've met you, too.  Maybe I ought to post a picture ...

Okay... but not THAT picture.  Knowwhaddamean.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Torpedo on January 25, 2007, 09:36:02 AM
Can I say welcome?

Normally if you have to ask, the answer is no. ;) :D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Torpedo on January 25, 2007, 09:36:10 AM

You mean very short? ;D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Spanky on January 25, 2007, 10:50:41 AM
Hope you aren't talking about me? I am 4'8".








OK really 5'8" but I'm still short. ;)


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: stroh on January 25, 2007, 10:58:25 AM
Hope you aren't talking about me? I am 4'8".








OK really 5'8" but I'm still short. ;)

Sorta, but I think he meant this one:

(http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/105105/CC86601A65D14286BFB7183764A5A46A.jpg)


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Torpedo on January 25, 2007, 11:00:30 AM
Sorta, but I think he meant this one:

(http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/105105/CC86601A65D14286BFB7183764A5A46A.jpg)

Always hot linking aren't ya? ;) :D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: stroh on January 25, 2007, 11:03:39 AM
Sorta, but I think he meant this one:

(http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/105105/CC86601A65D14286BFB7183764A5A46A.jpg)

Always hot linking aren't ya? ;) :D


Is there another way? ;D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Torpedo on January 25, 2007, 11:05:09 AM
Is there another way? ;D

Yeah. ;) :D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: stroh on January 25, 2007, 11:06:44 AM
Is there another way? ;D

Yeah. ;) :D

You're not suggesting I save the image as a file to my pc, and then upload it, then post it as a hosted file?


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: TFT on January 25, 2007, 11:08:05 AM
Is there another way? ;D

Yeah. ;) :D

You're not suggesting I save the image as a file to my pc, and then upload it, then post it as a hosted file?

Buffoonery.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Clive on January 25, 2007, 11:53:23 AM
Hey, I got you right away.  But I've met you, too.  Maybe I ought to post a picture ...

Okay... but not THAT picture.  Knowwhaddamean.
Which one of these do you mean?

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7920/bandon41tx.jpg)

In this first pic: Golfhead is about 7'2"; Clive is 6'11"; pdxhak is 6'4"; and Uisce Bethea is a good 6'2".


(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7021/ubiron8ul.jpg)

In this pic, I just want to mention that those aren't shorts, they're Uisce's boxers.  Dude wears 'em LONG.  And they were white when he put them on.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 25, 2007, 12:30:51 PM
I'm so misunderstood.   [sm_oops]

Well, I figured you were joking.  And being short I took the opportunity to do a bit of teasing.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Jules on January 25, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
re the photo- Where were you playing?
Was it a FGI golf day?
Clive were you bored, taking photo's of a man ironing!!! :)Couldn't you find anything to do?? ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: stroh on January 25, 2007, 01:33:12 PM

Clive were you bored, taking photo's of a man ironing!!!

1. This belongs in the ask Clive thread.

2.  You see why it took so long for an ask Clive thread to appear.

3.  I wish it was only ironing.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Jules on January 25, 2007, 01:36:03 PM

Clive were you bored, taking photo's of a man ironing!!!

1. This belongs in the ask Clive thread.

2.  You see why it took so long for an ask Clive thread to appear.

3.  I wish it was only ironing.
Your right stroh!!!! ;D ;D ;D I should have put those questions in his ask clive thread!!! I will do that now?


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 25, 2007, 01:57:53 PM
ARRRGGGGHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!   [sm_anon]
 
I can't believe he did it.  What two men do in the privacy of their room should be considered sacrosanct.

Let me ASSURE you, there was no magic sizing involved.


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: TFT on January 25, 2007, 03:16:16 PM
The only person at that event that didn't change his name was golfhead.

He just mysteriously disappeared.

What really happened on that trip boys?



Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 25, 2007, 04:15:54 PM
The only person at that event that didn't change his name was golfhead.

He just mysteriously disappeared.

What really happened on that trip boys?

Never, I repeat, never piss on a gorse bush.  They can't take a joke.  This was the last time we ever saw Golfhead.  RIP.

(http://inssite.net/misc/bandon/josh-gorse.jpg)


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Clive on January 25, 2007, 04:57:39 PM
You do know I have one of YOU doing that, right?   [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Who let the midget in here
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 25, 2007, 05:59:07 PM
You do know I have one of YOU doing that, right?   [sm_devil]

Errrrrmmmm, no.   ??? [sm_eek]

Irishmen have a way with gorse though.  It's helped us hide from the Sassanach for centuries.  In return, we stroke it gently and recite Oscar Wilde.