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Title: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 03:57:12 PM
My first Earth quake.

Holy *feces*.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 04, 2010, 04:01:57 PM
There was a 6.9 (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Maps/US10/27.37.-120.-110.php) that happened in Mehico.

And a little bitty one (http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Maps/US2/32.34.-118.-116.php) a bit closer to you.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 04, 2010, 04:03:27 PM
Based on the time, I think you felt the little one.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 04:12:58 PM
Based on the time, I think you felt the little one.

So I'm out at the pool.  (insert shrinkage joke here)  I walk back to the homestead (4 doors down) to pee (I know) and cook a heater.

History:
Out yesterday for some beer (and golf got in the way) with a buddy from work.  Bud Light and the subsequent Jameson Irish Whiskey.....Man.  So I'm all hanged over.  Hair of the dog and all that, etc. and so forth.

Anyhoo. I'm sitting there and I start to feel myself swaying.  I think, "WTF?  I've only had three beers."  I stand up and take a few steps and the feeling doesn't go away.   :o

Now I'm thinking "*feces*!  This is it.  This is what it feels like.  Stroke, heart attack.....Elizabeth!!!"

Next thing I know the one room mate comes out and says "Feel it?"  Feel it?  What?.... Death?  She says this is an Earthquake.

Phewww.......

Weird wild stuff.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 04, 2010, 04:41:37 PM
LOL

Oh, and female roommate, eh?

Pool. Bikini. iPhone. "Additional Options..."


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 04:51:17 PM
LOL

Oh, and female roommate, eh?

Pool. Bikini. iPhone. "Additional Options..."

Well, they're in the over 65 set. So a GGILF Kind of vibe I guess, but if you want so
e iphone upskirts I'll see what I can do. ;D


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: dystopia on April 04, 2010, 04:59:54 PM
damn.  glad you're ok.  [sm_thumbsup2]

(http://www.citruscollege.edu/finance/safety/evacuation/PublishingImages/drop_cover_hold_on.gif)


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 06:35:23 PM
damn.  glad you're ok.  [sm_thumbsup2]

(http://www.citruscollege.edu/finance/safety/evacuation/PublishingImages/drop_cover_hold_on.gif)

LOL Thanks.  Funny thing is she says we should be away from the building.  I'm all right with that.  I say "I'll run my ass out to the middle of the golf course."  That get's the attention of the other room mate who points and says "That guy is still playing"

I said Yeah.  You just don't understand golf.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 04, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
Oh, I'd be pissed if it happened in the middle of a putt. ;D


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: MFAWG on April 04, 2010, 06:59:47 PM
Sounds like a roller as opposed to a popper?

Nice! Welcome to the Left Coast!


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: Spanky on April 04, 2010, 07:00:22 PM
Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
Quote
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: mcavoy on April 04, 2010, 07:04:27 PM
haha! welcome to California.  water splashed out of our pool.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: Spanky on April 04, 2010, 07:08:36 PM
If the house is a rockin'......


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 07:29:55 PM
Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
Quote
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.


Pffffthhh  I'm always drunk.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: Spanky on April 04, 2010, 07:51:12 PM
Either I'm drunk or your drunk because all of your posts are like:
Quote
Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.


Pffffthhh  I'm always drunk.
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16421-1934.gif)


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: Spanky on April 04, 2010, 07:56:25 PM
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/8ITqS2uTPD4/0.jpg)

Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Well, let's play chess.


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 04, 2010, 08:21:56 PM
vVGAsnhMJuA


Title: Re: OMFG!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on April 04, 2010, 08:30:10 PM
vVGAsnhMJuA

LMAO!  That's exactly what it was like.  Only I wasn't playing a guitar.  I was holding a beer.  And a cigarette.  And I didn't say "What the Hell?"