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aka McGrommit's last stand!!!

Rules of Engagement:

1) Drink whenever he refers to "Ayers, the Chicago Terrorist"

2) Drink whenever he says "My Friends"

3) No one will be caught not drinking

4) There is no rule #4

Hard to believe this will be the last presidential debate ever.

If McGrommits wins the election, his first order of business will be to declare marshal law, and put the constitution in a safe and secure hiding place until he secures our safety...but he'll completely forget where he put it and nobody will find it ever again.

If Obama wins, the country be overrun by dark skinned terrorists by nightfall, Jan 20.

Either way, we'll get the change both candidates are promising.  But *fudge* that hope *feces*.  Ain't gonna happen.

9 minute segments?

Advantage negro lawyer

McCain checks the pen to make sure it works

nice

proves he's prepared

McCain mentions Nancy is in the hospital!!!

That will be hard for the muslim to recover from

America is angry.

mcCain can't seem to stop blinking, looks to have red eye

peyote??

shhhh  quiet

the negro speaks.......

the muslim is sinking,  too much policy wonk stuff

feel our pain you goddamn negro!!

Will McCain buy me a business too?

Joe the Plumber is code for Ayers

Drink!!

McCain's blinking is just weird.

peyote does that, I'm serious

I bet McCranky doesn't mention Ayers until his closing statement when Obama won't be able to rebut.

OK, now we have to drink every time we hear Joe the Pumber.

McCain could very well be on peyote.  

agreed

line item veto non veto

Drink!!!

Thanks Bob, like Sarah, I refuse to answer your *goshdarn* question

McCain won't answer Bob's question on what he'll cut

no wait, he'll use a hatchet

wahoo!!

*fudge* everybody over

"I know how to.."

Drink (x5)

McBlinky can save us billions, yeah!  That'll make a big difference on a trillion dollar deficit.

oops

attacked the muslim's projector project


lost big points

game over

Just tuned into this...

2 points of interest:

Obama has really tiny hands... one could them "chick hands"

Why does McCain require a sharpie??

I'm not going to answer your questions again, Bob, so you might as well not ask them

Americans are angry.


Drink

Blinky's gonna keep bringing up crap that has been dispelled by factcheck.org dozens of times.  Loser.

Tough choice for lunchtime viewing:

The Debate or a Hallmark movie:"Love Sick:- Secrets of a **** Addict"

btw I'm eating KFC

pow wounds


Drink!

over-*goshdarn*-head PLANETARIUM projector, you ass

cumbaya time!!!

"even John Lewis hates me, what can I do!!"

george freaking wallace,  unfair!

No creepy smile that time. [sm_shock]

john mccain blames obama for tricking him into taking public financing, and being too poor to properly run for King

oops

just lost Dallas

Joe the Plumber

Drink

mcgrommits is flat out coming off as a total whiner

what a chump

uhh-ohh  Evoking Sarah.

I'm just plain drinking without waiting for reasons. ;D

Ayers, ACORN

CHUG!!!!!!!

Shouldn't that be a "life" philosophy??

You betcha', hockey dude. [sm_devil]

"Working Families"

So, Joe is somewhat qualified, how about Sarah?


But, I want to t/j!

Canadian Oil is ok??

We can build 45 Nuclear Power Plants...wtf?!!

ummm South Koreans aren't real big and have no need for pick up trucks

Joe the Plumber


Drink

What is it about Joe the Plumber??

Is he some fictional friend of McCain's or a relative of Bob the Builder?

Joe Six-Pack's second cousin.

this is really a terrible debate.

we'll get to energy independence by important brazilian ethanol with subsidies

IDofbll86dY&eurl=http://www.keatingeconomics.com/index.html [sm_devil]

how many times will mccain repeat his lies about small business taxes and fines.
obama pwns him on it everytime

we have to change the culture of america ?

his "eloquence"

wow, obama has been near total + bar for men and women the last 5 minutes on CNN

Do you want untrained/uncertified teachers?

Because of his "eloquence". Meanwhile, McStutter looks like he's flatlining.

i love this graph, btw.
(http://www.taxfoundation.org/UserFiles/Image/Blog/ftsbs-large.jpg)

that line about youth =/= interest group  was gold

how can someone against "spreading the wealth" be FOR vouchers?

couldn't remember Michelle

the thing about spending freezes  +  increased research on autism  is another great  self-pimpslap

we spend the most per capita per education, btw,  because we have big bus routes (compared to most) and 'respectable' teacher salaries (on average)

petulent mcsame keeps interrupting with that little smirking laugh

palin's child has DS not autism.

what an arrogant *feces*.

same *feces* to someone who doesn't know how to even send an email .

McCain trying to sound sincere. LMAO

What's with McCain's chicken wing whenever he gesticulates?

Hey, John, I. AM. NOT. YOUR. FRIEND.

bennet is on crack

the gooks did it to him

and all I know is that if he gets the job and gets his grubby little hands on the pentagon, I wouldn't want to be slanty eyed.  you can count on him getting his revenge for his maladies and conditions

Summary:

McGrommits is just a seriously unlikeable old coot. Simple as that. That and the whole McSame deal is his major handicap.  And it's insurmountable.  Women hate him, and they're right 

i really wish for one minute  obama would go negative on mccain and talk annenberg-ayers-mccain,  mccain-liddy, mccain-keating,   etc.   Just to get him to stfu forever about this stupid *feces*.

There just is no need for him to step off the box and stop acting presidential.  McGrommits gave Obama the high road some time ago.  No need to change direction.

OMG!!!!

Turn to CNN!!!  Hillary's grown a fu manchu!

Goose!!!!!

Walp, I missed all but about eight minutes of it, but I hit a really bitchin new line at Kent Westhill Skatepark. Then it rained, and we just drank  beer and listened to the Dodgers sucking.

I turned on Hannity just now, and Romney is saying McCain kicked ass, so I take it he came off whiney, petulant and angry, while Obama sat there and looked and sounded like a guy who could probably be POTUS even IF you live in Lernerville, Pa?

Anderson Cooper appears to have a hot date tonight, and CNN is postmorteming McCain's entire campaign. That pretty much answers that.


Oh, didn't even hear it, but I guess it went like this:

'Yes, I know Bill Ayers. Bill Ayers is a guy in Chicago who wants to better educate children. I've worked with him on that because I'm from Chicago, dumbass. I heard he used to be some 'Radical' when I was eight, and I don't really know much more than that.

Why do you hate educating children?'

 [sm_devil]

if you missed it, basically, the whole thing turned on "non verbal communication issues"

remember when you took debate in high school and the teacher sort of pounded the concept about not doing stupid stuff when waiting to respond, like picking zits or scratching balls?

Basically, McCain must have been absent that day.

(http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/1237/mccain_buggin.gif)

I think from here on it one would be wise to expect nuclear winter.  McCain is like a voodoo doll, one with a fork sticking out of his back.  And because of that, he's going to make sure the whole planet goes down with him in flames.

LOL, better answer.

CNN has pretty much declared Obama the victor, and Hannity is still talking about Bill Ayers.

On AC360, they showed the 2004 electoral college map, and they mistakenly had Wyoming colored blue. LOL I wonder how Darth Cheney feels about retroactively losing the Death Star to the Rebel Alliance.

I'm watching Chris Matthews, and Matthews appears drunk.

I think he played the McCain/grimace drinking game.

BTW, did anybody catch McCain's position on using a SC justice nominee's stance on abortion as a "litmus test"? I think he was trying to say that he wouldn't use it as a litmus test and that he would select a justice strictly on the basis of the nominee's qualifications. But his response came out as a jumbled mess. To recap, Schieffer asked if McCain would consider a person "who had a history of being for abortion rights". McCain's exact words (including verbal stumbling) were:


It sounds like he's saying that he wouldn't use a nominee's stance on abortion as a litmus test, but a nominee's support of Roe v. Wade automatically disqualifies that person. If you want to get all technical, I suppose these two positions aren't necessarily diametrically opposed. I guess you can be for abortion rights AND be against the SC being the one protecting those rights (as opposed to the state courts). But still, isn't what McCain saying rather disingenuous? He wouldn't use a person's position on abortion as a litmus test but he WOULD use a person's position on Roe v. Wade as a litmus test. For all intents and purposes, it's the same thing. I'm assuming that most reasonable people who support abortion rights would support those rights in all states.

That's what happens to liars.  Their arguments become random and don't make any *goshdarn* sense.

If you closed your eyes to little slits and squinted hard during that segment, you could see the evil little devil standing on McCains left shoulder, pulling at his ear and demanding, "Don't screw up!! Make The Base happy, muther*fudge*er!!"  Then you'd look at his other shoulder and see a second evil little devil demanding, "For krisesakes, do NOT piss off one more woman or we are totally *fudge*ed!!!"

I'm pretty sure the confusion between the two was what was causing all the blinking.

So apparently "joe" (conveniently adopted middle name after fleeing arizona) the plumber owes backtaxes to Ohio, has allegations of domestic violence against an exwife, and is the son in law of charles keating.

LMAO


MC*fiddlesticks*INGFAIL.

Just because you don't know how to use the internet doesn't mean the media doesn't,  Johnny.

Well, in truth, it was the negro who first discovered Mr Clean