GolfHos

If you were to start a band and had total control over the name, what would you call it?

Mine is "Chester's Dead." Long story involving a dead guinea pig, not really worth explaining. Yours?

flogging clive  [sm_devil]

This has actually come up in conversation of late, ummmm, with the three of the guys I used to work with. One is an extremely talented bass player, ever heard of a band in the 60's called West Coast Natural Gas, anyway he was in that, and he's been playing forever (obviously), the other dude, wicked guitar player, piano, accordion, bagpipes (no *feces* bagpipes), and then the last, little younger than me, learning the bass. Have I told you guys I bought a guitar and much like my hero ButchC, I'm taking lessons.

So short story long, double bass (hey the dead had two drummers), we figure the drummer will be interchangeable like Spinal Tap. Twin guitars, were gonna try to get our old boss on saxamaphone (he hasn't picked up his sax in 15 years), so once I learn my lix, and the young bassman learns his lix we're good to go, so in 10 years be looking for...

...The Operations Department, or by then El Departimento De Operaciones.

Or The Uisce Code...I'm torn.

I know it wasn't worth the wait, but I'm trying to warm up my fingers for 4 hours of typing homeworx.  [sm_disgust]

I like The Uisce Code.   [sm_thumbsup]

I probably go with just "stroh".

Youth Hostile

Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww you have to make it NOW, make it HAPPEN, something like "The Maestro Conspiracy", or "Killing Stroh Softly", maybe "Half Rack McStroh and The Chasers".

Maybe not.  :-\

Astrohgliders.

Barnacle Betty and the Crustacean Contingent

Only because The Uisce Code was taken.

Septic Fever! 

Beats hell outta some of the names that bands use today. [sm_devil]

pretty much already claimed....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septic_Flesh

(as well as ...
Septic
Septic Anus
Septic Asphyxiation
Septic Brain
Septic Breed
Septic Broiler
Septic Burial
Septic Cemetery
Septic Dreams
Septic Flesh
Septic Grave
Septic Holocaust
Septic Miracle
Septic Moon
Septic Necrosis
Septic Schizo
Septic Snails
Septic Soul
Septic Tank
Septica
Septicaemia
Septical Hatred
Septical Mind
Septicem
Septicemia (Aut)
Septicemia (Chl)
Septicemia (Ger)
Septicemia (Grc)
Septicemia (Idn)
Septicmen
Septicopyemia
Septik
Septikaemia
)

Weel then, colour me uninformed! [sm_dunno]

the problem was you said "bands" instead of "mainstream *feces* bands"

I always thought "Them" would be a great name....

"Next up on stage, let's give it up for Them!"

Didn't Van Morrison play in a band called Them, or was it a song called Them? Off to duh intra-gnats.

Edit:

Cha-ching--- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them_(band)

Irish no less wouldn't you know.  :)

Sonic Death Monkey


Seiously though maybe The Plural Noun or The First and Last Name Band.  Something kick ass like that.

Try this:

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/

lmao.  ;D

These band names were randomly generated from our database of words.

    * Arguing Golf Hos
    * Golf Hos Daniel
    * Carnal Golf Hos And The Fleece Waiter
    * Greasy Golf Hos And The Grody Absence
    * Malicious Golf Hos
    * Golf Hos Of The Static
    * Golf Hos Eater
    * Flat Golf Hos
    * Golf Hos Gimp
    * Sore Golf Hos

LOL here are some I got. Some pretty good ones.
Loveless Barbie
Resisting Grass Of The Secular Koala
Seventh Mountain
Crawling Pea
Double Sermon
Spine Stick
Trip Cranium
Driving Delay
Former Hostility
Zenith Nun

some funny stuff by the generator.

Hairless and Fat Fungus

Adult-Oriented-Fat and Hairless

User/forum names can make for great stuff. [sm_headbang] [sm_naughty]

Not original, but my all time favorite is:

"Still Hate Yoko!"


My friend wanted to name his new band "Jimmy Hats", but it didn't happen.

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