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Title: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: twoiron on July 10, 2007, 04:06:23 PM
After CCTV footage showed a man entering a US bank with branches and leaves taped to his body, queueing up and then ordering the cashier to fill a bag with money, police were able to make an arrest at his home in Manchester, New Hampshire. His face was clearly identifiable through the foliage.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: stroh on July 10, 2007, 04:28:10 PM
My first thought, was what a *fudge*in'  idiot, but I will have to give him high marks on style and originality.

If I ever crack, I'm goin' out with a flair like some scheme like that.  I like "The 19th Hole" gig, but it's been done, and besides, might as well do something that could earn you a buck.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: dystopia on July 10, 2007, 04:51:34 PM
lmao at the surveillance camera.

(http://www.unionleader.com/uploads/media-items/2007/july/708a1bank2.jpg)


http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Police+rake+in+leafy+robbery+suspect&articleId=67f7143f-5229-440f-8912-7ca8c5eef08d


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: Clive on July 10, 2007, 05:06:21 PM
Did he have a stick up?


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: stegerman on July 10, 2007, 08:00:05 PM
He used to mug people but that market started to dry up so he thought he would branch out.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: spacey on July 10, 2007, 08:48:39 PM
His method of disguise leaves a lot to be desired.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: stroh on July 11, 2007, 05:11:32 AM
Apparently he was desperate enough to go out on a limb.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: Clive on July 11, 2007, 06:57:15 AM
(http://www.watchthis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/elizabeth_hurley.jpg)

AUSTIN: Not a good time to lose one's head.

VANESSA: Indeed.

AUSTIN: That's not the way to get ahead in life.

VANESSA: Yes.

AUSTIN: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

VANESSA: Shut up.

AUSTIN: Fair enough.


Title: Re: Why don't you make like a tree and........
Post by: stroh on July 11, 2007, 07:36:45 AM
Gotta love barkin' out puns.