Title: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 02:41:14 PM Tuesday April 15, 2008
A German man has been arrested for being drunk in charge of his horse. The 56-year-old went on a bender in the town of Siegburg, tying up nag, Lucky, outside each saloon. The man was found to be three times over the legal limit by police, and spent a night in the cells. Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: gleek on April 15, 2008, 02:57:35 PM Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.
Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 02:59:13 PM Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country. I suppose it depends if you're riding side saddle?? Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: birdymaker on April 15, 2008, 03:02:13 PM i've never met a sober german.
Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 03:05:23 PM i've never met a sober german. That's a fairly broad brush you're using there... how many Germans have you met?? ;) Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: birdymaker on April 15, 2008, 03:08:55 PM several more than i'd like to recall. :D
Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 03:13:24 PM several more than i'd like to recall. :D .... or can't recall?? Let me ask you this... Have you ever seen a German smile?? [sm_shock] Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: Clive on April 15, 2008, 04:10:33 PM Let me ask you this... (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)Have you ever seen a German smile?? Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: gleek on April 15, 2008, 04:11:43 PM Let me ask you this... (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)Have you ever seen a German smile?? That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****. Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: stroh on April 15, 2008, 04:12:34 PM LMAO! [sm_rolling]
Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??" Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 04:46:31 PM Let me ask you this... (http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)Have you ever seen a German smile?? That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****. Only if Max Mosely is involved... |