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Title: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 02:41:14 PM
Tuesday April 15, 2008
A German man has been arrested for being drunk in charge of his horse. The 56-year-old went on a bender in the town of Siegburg, tying up nag, Lucky, outside each saloon. The man was found to be three times over the legal limit by police, and spent a night in the cells.



Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: gleek on April 15, 2008, 02:57:35 PM
Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 02:59:13 PM
Riding while intoxicated. Hmm. Enforcing such a law could have the side benefit of reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies in this country.

I suppose it depends if you're riding side saddle??


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: birdymaker on April 15, 2008, 03:02:13 PM
i've never met a sober german.


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 03:05:23 PM
i've never met a sober german.

That's a fairly broad brush you're using there... how many Germans have you met??

 ;)


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: birdymaker on April 15, 2008, 03:08:55 PM
several more than i'd like to recall. :D


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 03:13:24 PM
several more than i'd like to recall. :D

.... or can't recall??

Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??

 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: Clive on April 15, 2008, 04:10:33 PM
Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??
(http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: gleek on April 15, 2008, 04:11:43 PM
Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??
(http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)

That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****.


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: stroh on April 15, 2008, 04:12:34 PM
LMAO! [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: "What's the charge for being thrown out of a moving car?? jaywalking??"
Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2008, 04:46:31 PM
Let me ask you this...

Have you ever seen a German smile??
(http://cache.hyves-static.net/images/smilies/default/smiley_moon.gif)

That looks like an invitation for efficient German ****.

Only if Max Mosely is involved...