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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: gleek on March 12, 2008, 04:22:43 PM



Title: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: gleek on March 12, 2008, 04:22:43 PM
Link (http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=84915&provider=top)

(This came from the same site that Asker linked in another thread.)


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 12, 2008, 07:45:05 PM
I figured this was about snow shoveling.  More people seem to drop dead doing that than just about any other activity.

John Deere/Toro/Craftsman have effectively increased the life expectancy of snowy state males by three years.  Unfortunately, around here they're usually taken by inversion related respiratory distress a week and a half in.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: stroh on March 12, 2008, 07:47:58 PM
 :sad3: for the story.


We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here.  Now into the drive over/melt phase*.  ;D


*regardless of depth.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Fuzzy on March 12, 2008, 07:49:24 PM
:sad3: for the story.


We've (I've) passed the snowblower season here.  Now into the drive over/melt phase*.  ;D


*regardless of depth.

 [sm_laughing]

Very, very true.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Aske on March 12, 2008, 07:51:15 PM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 12, 2008, 07:52:15 PM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: stroh on March 12, 2008, 07:52:58 PM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid



Hey Aske!  2008 called, and the kid next door said 5 bucks don't do *feces* for his ipod.  Not to mention his ebay salvia order.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Aske on March 12, 2008, 07:53:25 PM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Blader on March 13, 2008, 08:55:33 AM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 [sm_devil]

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 13, 2008, 08:58:02 AM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 [sm_devil]

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border

We live in a white neighborhood. 

It's called Davis County.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: spacey on March 13, 2008, 02:13:35 PM
hey, if you're over 45 or so, just shell out $5 to the neighbor kid


Dude, you've clearly not tried to hire a neighbor kid in, oh, a dozen years.

guess mormans are greedy *fiddlesticks*ing little merkans.  saving up to support all those wives
 [sm_devil]

that's why god invented messicans and a leaky southern border

We live in a white neighborhood. 

It's called Davis County.
We have a busing service for the landscaping and restaurant industries. But even they don't do *feces* for $5.


Title: Re: Don't have a heart attack after a big snow storm
Post by: stroh on March 13, 2008, 02:23:11 PM
If I was rich, Id pay a thousand dollars an hour for some chick to do it.