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Title: Pizza Hut
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 04, 2009, 01:44:48 PM
See the ads?  Multi-grain crust with all natural cheese and all natural pepperoni. 

http://www.pizzahut.com/thenatural/?WT.mc_id=121008The_Natural_What%27s_New

Makes me wonder what they've been feeding us all these years.

(http://fonzation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/KFC%20chicken.jpg)

[Have to admit, that Rustica looks pretty damn tasty.]


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: birdymaker on January 04, 2009, 01:47:35 PM
Pizza hut was our favorite for years, then we didn't eat it for a long time. tried it again last year and thought it tasted like *feces*.   [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: MFAWG on January 04, 2009, 01:52:04 PM
8Sp-VFBbjpE

 [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: spacey on January 04, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
We ordered the all natural pizza the other night. It's not bad.


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: twoiron on January 04, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
The question is:-

Will it fit into a toaster the next day??


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: Blader on January 05, 2009, 06:09:41 AM
There is only one way to make a proper pizza, and Pizza Hut is not remotely in the ballpark

ps  see the below for the understatement of the millennium

"It's been a bit of an obsession."

yes, manifestos tend to belie that fact........

http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: Walfredo on January 05, 2009, 07:04:11 AM
I actually delivered pizzas for pizza hut when I was 16.  Not a bad gig really.  Hardly ever eat it anymore though.


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2009, 07:09:11 AM
I'm boycotting Pizza Hut.

Me:  Hi, I would like one of those Pizzanormous deals.

PH:  Sorry, we are out of those.

Me:  Out?

PH:  Out.

Me:  But you make pizza.

PH:  Yes sir.  We can make you something else off of our menu.

Me:  Uh

Me:  But not Pizzanormous?

PH:  No sir, we're out of that.

Me:  Thank you.


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: gleek on January 05, 2009, 08:09:06 AM
I'm boycotting Pizza Hut.

Me:  Hi, I would like one of those Pizzanormous deals.

PH:  Sorry, we are out of those.

Me:  Out?

PH:  Out.

Me:  But you make pizza.

PH:  Yes sir.  We can make you something else off of our menu.

Me:  Uh

Me:  But not Pizzanormous?

PH:  No sir, we're out of that.

Me:  Thank you.

A. They use pre-made crusts.

B. They ran out of ginormous boxes.

C. They thought your finger point was ghey.

D. All of the above.


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2009, 08:14:18 AM
LOL


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: Blader on January 05, 2009, 08:30:09 AM
Our local Pizza Hut delivery outpost is manned by a bunch of ex-Serbian army immigrants....if the owner isn't a war criminal, I'll eat the box.


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2009, 08:31:11 AM
 :lolspit:


Title: Re: Pizza Hut
Post by: twoiron on January 05, 2009, 12:09:01 PM
Our local Pizza Hut delivery outpost is manned by a bunch of ex-Serbian army immigrants....if the owner isn't a war criminal, I'll eat the box.

Are you sure one of them isn't Dolf??