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Title: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: dystopia on May 16, 2007, 11:33:01 AM
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Man buys $8,000 worth of stamps to use forever
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A guy walks into a post office and buys $8,000 worth of stamps.

Sounds like the start of something, but there's no punch line.

Someone walked into the post office in Camp Hill the other day and bought $8,000 worth of Forever Stamps.


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: Aske on May 16, 2007, 11:41:44 AM
moran.


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: JDerion on May 16, 2007, 11:52:36 AM
moran.

Totally. He'd get as much a return on his investment in a savings account, and he wouldn't have to lug $8000 worth of stamps around. (Yeah, I actually ran the numbers. Now who's the moran? I guess it's me.)


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: Spartan on May 16, 2007, 11:58:58 AM
He's just investing in postage futures.  ;D


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: gleek on May 16, 2007, 12:31:11 PM
moran.


Even if they were commemorative stamps honoring the best black metal bands?


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: stroh on May 16, 2007, 01:17:42 PM
moran.


Even if they were commemorative stamps honoring Elivs on the best black metal bands velvet?


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 16, 2007, 02:41:49 PM
I know the "rest of the story."

See, this guy made a bet with some guy named Professor over the Beagles and the playoffs.  He lost and had to send Professor a dozen Pro V1s.  Thing is, he wrapped them in so much packing tape the postage ran to $20,000.

LOL, but you should have seen the look on the old Professor's face when it showed up.   


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: Torpedo on May 16, 2007, 09:26:48 PM
That's a lot of stamps. :o


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on May 17, 2007, 06:33:20 PM
19,512 stamps? :o 


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on May 17, 2007, 06:34:37 PM
I know the "rest of the story."

See, this guy made a bet with some guy named Professor over the Beagles and the playoffs.  He lost and had to send Professor a dozen Pro V1s.  Thing is, he wrapped them in so much packing tape the postage ran to $20,000.

LOL, but you should have seen the look on the old Professor's face when it showed up.   

lol  :D


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: Torpedo on May 17, 2007, 06:46:31 PM
19,512 stamps? :o 

What are stamps anyway? ??? ;)


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on May 17, 2007, 07:01:11 PM
19,512 stamps? :o 

What are stamps anyway? ??? ;)

No kidding. :D  I was going to put that I don't think I could use that many in a lifetime.  I think the most I've used is 20 over 7 months - but that was when I was writing a letter every other week.  And I don't think I've used 3 stamps since. lol


Title: Re: Man buys $8,000 worth of forever stamps
Post by: fisherking on May 17, 2007, 07:33:23 PM
Maroon. 




But at least he won't have to run out to the post office for stamps anytime soon! ::)