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Title: What do you do? Post by: Aske on November 12, 2008, 09:54:54 AM ...
let's say you're in the following hypothetical setting/situation. You work in a large academic building, where each floor has approximately 100 workers, and each floor has one mens, and one womens bathroom. You are in the stall of the mens bathroom, minding your own business... someone else walks in and starts (or resumes) talking on their cellphone while going about their business, and you can clearly hear both ends of the conversation. Should you try to be as rude and disgusting as possible , faking all sorts of horrible bodily function sounds, using profanity, etc etc? Or should you pretend nothing (out of the ordinary) is happening at all ? Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Teed on November 12, 2008, 09:57:59 AM reach in the toilet and throw a sh!t grenade at him.
Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Aske on November 12, 2008, 09:58:39 AM reach in the toilet and throw a sh!t grenade at him. [sm_shock] Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Spanky on November 12, 2008, 10:06:37 AM Fart as loud as you can.
I've had people in the stalls down from me answer their phone when it rings then have a conversation. Dude. Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Clive on November 12, 2008, 10:07:43 AM I take it the concern is that Dude McChatsInThe*feces*ter doesn't realize you're there? I usually sniffle, cough gently, or flush if I want to unobtrusively announce my presence in the men's room. Or something along these lines:
Quote He made a few more jerky movements up and down, several times, casting a longing glance at the lavatory pan. Then he suddenly ripped down his shorts. 'Excuse me, old man,' he said. 'I can't help it. It's the waiting.' He plumped his large posterior into the lavatory pan. Winston covered his face with his hands. 'Smith!' yelled the voice from the telescreen. '6079 Smith W! Uncover your face. No faces covered in the cells.' Winston uncovered his face. Parsons used the lavatory, loudly and abundantly. It then turned out that the plug was defective and the cell stank abominably for hours afterwards. Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Blader on November 12, 2008, 11:13:42 AM tap your toes
that's like the internationally recognized symbol of something, I just forget what? Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: spacey on November 12, 2008, 11:19:03 AM I avoid that by not *feces*ting in public restrooms. It's just how I roll.
Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Aske on November 12, 2008, 11:31:35 AM I avoid that by not *feces*ting in public restrooms. It's just how I roll. That would explain the awkward gait... Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: gleek on November 12, 2008, 12:07:29 PM Why would you have to fake making disgusting noises?
However you do it, you should definitely embellish with some grunting and some "OH YEAH! That's what I'm talking about!" outbursts. Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: stroh on November 12, 2008, 12:23:13 PM "Who does Number Two work for ??!!"
Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Clive on November 12, 2008, 12:27:56 PM FWIW: last week, I learned there is a line between "courtesy flush" and "mercy flush".
Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: twoiron on November 12, 2008, 06:02:12 PM I avoid that by not *feces*ting in public restrooms. It's just how I roll. Like in that movie with that guy they called "*feces*break"?? Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: spacey on November 12, 2008, 06:30:02 PM I avoid that by not *feces*ting in public restrooms. It's just how I roll. Like in that movie with that guy they called "*feces*break"?? Pretty damn close. Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: twoiron on November 12, 2008, 07:23:37 PM I avoid that by not *feces*ting in public restrooms. It's just how I roll. Like in that movie with that guy they called "*feces*break"?? Pretty damn close. I'd imagine that'd involve a degree of planning particularly if you found yourself "gophering" or if you required an emergency evacuation if you'd just consumed a dodgy vindaloo [sm_shock] Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: Clive on November 12, 2008, 08:19:39 PM dodgy vindaloo When we have our next New Screen Name Friday, I'm so taking that one.Title: Re: What do you do? Post by: twoiron on November 12, 2008, 09:13:13 PM dodgy vindaloo When we have our next New Screen Name Friday, I'm so taking that one.I'm expecting royalties in that case ;) |