GolfHos

can we get a stat on post count / time online... something like  posts per minute or hour ?

i'd like to see how shameless I really am.
 :o

Sounds good.  shouldn't be too hard to add.

I think I've got my new Recent Posts page working.  Just found a bug with the "News" at the top, so after I fix that, I'll work on this stat.

OK, I think I got this working correctly now.  If you look at someone's profile, there should now be a stat for Posting Rate.

http://www.golfhos.com/profile-6.html

AWESOME!  thanks!

ROTF.

i'm almost up to my goal of 10/hour
 8)

 :o

How about the stats get a modifier and smilies don't count?

Or in the profile it says an average word per post amount?

Links count as 1.

 ;D

There's an interesting mod for this forum that I thought would be funny to install one day and see if anyone notices.

http://mods.simplemachines.org/index.php?mod=290
(http://i2.tinypic.com/qx0ytf.png)
(http://i2.tinypic.com/qx106f.png)

Actually, I thought it would be funnier to customize that mod so that if someone makes a post with only a smiley in it, the post would be allowed, but the member would have one previous post deleted at random. [sm_devil]

consider yourself smote!

Your having too much fun with the forum software. ;) :D

Crank it up.

Just have it deduct 10 from the post count but leave the posts.

Oh, forgot to  :)

Post count +1

 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_sumo]

Rats, I tried to make this change, and I think I broke the forum. [sm_oops] [sm_banghead] [sm_sad2]

jup, looks like you did
 :o

it almost looks like a random # generator  at work
 [sm_rolling]

Oh my.

That's funny.

I like it.

 ;D

The memberlist shows the actual totals if people didn't have something taken off for every smiletastic post.

Aske has gone from 3170 to -360.

Torp has gone from 254 to 4.

I think it's working fine (apart from the apparent random renumbering)

 [sm_eekdance] [sm_bow] [sm_beertoast] [sm_hump]  [sm_wave]

And a w00t.

Tell us you had a backup, right?  :o :D

-360 lol

this is a travesty of justice
 :'(

Maybe he just installed a joke script that randomizes the post count.  ;) :D

It only does it to 'some'.

My post count on the side is the same as in the memberlist.

 [sm_eekdance]

Or an implementation of it.

 [sm_devil]

Sorry guys, this was supposed to be a joke and fixed early this morning but I slept in.  I didn't mean for it to go so close to game time.

 ;D :sad3:

Yea, I was right. ;) :D

Should be back to normal now.  But then again, I'm a java/oracle programmer, so things always get dicey when I start mucking around with php/mysql. [sm_devil]

 8) 8)

This thread just lost my vote for best ever.

 :'(

smite!

Very humorous, dystopia!  The Torp was giving me updates on the count from time to time.  lol 8)

 8) 8)

8) 8) 8)

The case for the prosecution rests.

In fact, move for summary judgment.

Hmm, good point.  Time for the isolation chamber? [sm_devil]

i am at the court's mercy
 [sm_shaking]

I found the story on the net, I will put it in 'words' that you can understand......

(http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/spam.gif)

(http://www.sketchyorigins.com/comics/images/smilies/emot-siren.gif)

(http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/iroc-cop.gif)

(http://images.absolutepunk.net/images/smilies/Standard/giveup.gif)

(http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/jail.gif)

(http://images.absolutepunk.net/images/smilies/Misc/dweeba1.gif)

(http://images.absolutepunk.net/images/smilies/Misc/*fudge*.gif)

It ends badly, unless you count Bubba's involvement in the last 'pictogram', he was happy.


(http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif)

 :o :o :o

Judgments on forums tend to be harsh.  :sad3:

Yeah, they can put you at -4. :'( ;) :D