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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on January 21, 2008, 12:25:25 PM



Title: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Aske on January 21, 2008, 12:25:25 PM
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/ian_williams/2008/01/this_week_the_state_of.html


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2008, 12:30:15 PM
Clive has set of testicles just sitting on the mantle.


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: 1puttpar on January 21, 2008, 01:22:48 PM
eBay.surrenders


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Clive on January 21, 2008, 01:32:06 PM
Clive has set of testicles just sitting on the mantle.
And my own rest comfortably in a velvet-lined box in my wife's dresser, right where she put them on our wedding day.

If anyone is desperate, I hear you can borrow penises in Canada.  Contact spuzz for details.


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 21, 2008, 04:03:52 PM
Why would anyone else want spuzzie's penis?  Those who have had it are unanimous in their dissatisfaction.

Maybe it has healing powers or guards its possessor from vampires.


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Clive on January 21, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
To stir one's rum and coke?


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 21, 2008, 05:47:34 PM
To stir one's rum and coke?

What you two do alone in a room at a golf resort is none of my business.


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Jules on January 21, 2008, 11:36:40 PM
UB, has Spuzz moved into your territory. ::) ::)

Or, has he been mowing your lawn. ::) ::)


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 22, 2008, 05:20:22 AM
UB, has Spuzz moved into your territory. ::) ::)

Or, has he been mowing your lawn. ::) ::)

It's possible you have me mixed up with someone else.  No lawn here; Clive's the one with a Subaru.

Some day though, Spuzz and I will climb Mount Gay together.   [sm_buddies]


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: dystopia on January 22, 2008, 09:53:27 AM
Why would anyone else want spuzzie's penis?  Those who have had it are unanimous in their dissatisfaction.

Maybe it has healing powers or guards its possessor from vampires.



Vampires!  I heard that it can be used as a compass.  If spuzz's pen!s catches a stiff Arctic breeze, it will point Nort.

Other rumours floating out there (haven't checked snopes):

- The PCS is in talks with spuzz's penīs to use it as a club shaft flex standard, not unlike the old meter platinum bar in France.  Basically, you show a picture to spuzz, and (using a 7" clamp) twang the wang, then measure the resulting CPMs.

Early Candidates:
L flex - Bea Arthur
A flex - Rachel Ray
R flex - Maggie Gyllenhaal
S flex - Suicide Girls
X flex - Jessica Alba


- spuzz's pen|s writes long, rambling letters to the editor at the The Globe and Mail under the nom de plume "Flaccid in Lake Placid."



- If spuzz's pen}s sees its shadow, we're in for six more weeks of a bear market.

(http://www.robink.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/shadow1.jpg)


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: gleek on January 22, 2008, 10:00:01 AM
I see a decided improvement in the quality of your posts since the change in your employment status.


Title: Re: interesting article. not sure what to make of it.
Post by: stroh on January 22, 2008, 10:01:21 AM
I see a decided improvement in the quality of your posts since the change in your employment status.

Agreed.


LMAO, btw. ;D