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Title: Spider Food.
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 09:43:36 AM
I always look at the main page, and laugh, when I see what the Spiders are "reading".

Let's really give them some things to think about.

In the vein of the departed Threadjacking Thread.

The wgab was great.  Maybe dystopia can keep us updated on what search strings find us.


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Aske on January 05, 2007, 09:46:16 AM
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your search for good lookin michelob sumbich in minnesota   returned no results

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would you like to search for michelob drinking viking party boat cabana boy instead ?

 :o


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on January 05, 2007, 12:30:25 PM
I like to see what the spiders are "reading", too, because sometimes they're on an old thread that's funny to go back and read.

It seems to take a while from when a spider indexes a page to when it'll actually show up in the search results, maybe a few days till a week.

Here are the January stats as of today, not much has changed.
Top 16 of 16 Total Search Strings
#    Hits    Search String
1    30    63.83%    sloming
2    2    4.26%    bobby knight golf lesson
3    2    4.26%    nike sumo clone
4    1    2.13%    andylo
5    1    2.13%    george kollias bpm
6    1    2.13%    golf smf theme
7    1    2.13%    golfhos
8    1    2.13%    john cena unleash
9    1    2.13%    kfed cena crowd
10    1    2.13%    kramer's apology on letterman
11    1    2.13%    nike sumo clone driver
12    1    2.13%    nike sv3
13    1    2.13%    sv3 nike sumo
14    1    2.13%    torpedo putters
15    1    2.13%    women's golf announcer boobs
16    1    2.13%    yahoo week in photos


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on January 05, 2007, 12:51:27 PM
It's weird, MSN Spider used to love this site and index us really quickly, but I've been reading that they've made some changes to their spider algorithm over there recently and now MSN spider shows us no love.

Pages indexed on www.golfhos.com
Google   1,250
Yahoo   1,245
MSN   177
Alta Vista   1,280
AlltheWeb   1,140


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Aske on January 05, 2007, 01:18:48 PM
it was probably due to all my thread titles like M$ sucks,  *fudge* microshaft,  vi$ta is crap, etc
 ;D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 01:25:25 PM
it was probably due to all my thread titles like M$ sucks,  *fudge* microshaft,  vi$ta is crap, etc
 ;D

People are looking at me strangely, wondering why I'm laughing so hard, and leaning sideways! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
So, the guy says "Well, did you jump?"  I said, "Yeah...........at first."


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on January 07, 2007, 01:01:02 PM
Maybe dystopia can keep us updated on what search strings find us.

Top 35 of 35 Total Search Strings
#    Hits    Search String
1    47    52.81%    sloming
2    4    4.49%    bobby knight golf lesson
3    3    3.37%    golfhos
4    3    3.37%    nike sumo clone
5    2    2.25%    energysolutionsarena
6    1    1.12%    2007 model golf drivers
7    1    1.12%    5w 2h
8    1    1.12%    andylo
9    1    1.12%    apollo hump
10    1    1.12%    apollo hump golf shafts
11    1    1.12%    apollo hump shafts
12    1    1.12%    arranging clubs in your bag
13    1    1.12%    birdie ball indoor
14    1    1.12%    blackmetal 2007 -fotos
15    1    1.12%    bobbyknightgolf
16    1    1.12%    christina aguilera on snl
17    1    1.12%    george kollias bpm
18    1    1.12%    golf chasing daylight
19    1    1.12%    golf smf theme
20    1    1.12%    golf wedge porting
21    1    1.12%    hello i'm mr. ed
22    1    1.12%    john cena unleash
23    1    1.12%    kfed cena crowd
24    1    1.12%    kramer's apology on letterman
25    1    1.12%    nike sumo clone driver
26    1    1.12%    nike sv3
27    1    1.12%    pröñaments
28    1    1.12%    sv3 nike sumo
29    1    1.12%    the teaser pleaser shocker spocker
30    1    1.12%    the teaser pleaser shocker spocker rocker and show stopper
31    1    1.12%    torpedo putters
32    1    1.12%    what happens in stripclubs
33    1    1.12%    women's golf announcer boobs
34    1    1.12%    wwtdd nsfw
35    1    1.12%    yahoo week in photos


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 04:32:48 PM
We dropped off from some of the search engines recently (I still haven't had time to investigate this), so we haven't had as many visitors via search recently.

But here are some funny search strings so far this month:

asians suck at hockey
i hate minnesota
nikki big break
bannination
big break bri sucks
bitchc
decuple bogey
how is the cut calculated at the masters golf
ideas for a masters golf pool
joakim noah
just when you think you've seen it all
quit cogitating steinmetz. use an open-faced club. a send wedge
running a masters golf pool
soccer: how to get over a loss
steak umms
suggestions for masters golf draft formats
tsunami alert port douglas
valerie bertonelli


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 04:46:02 PM
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i hate minnesota?

:sad3:


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 04:49:06 PM
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i hate minnesota?

:sad3:

Yeah, what's up with that? :sad3: :D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:21:55 PM
...

I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:26:52 PM
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I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D

Good call.  I just reported the post and smote myself.
 :punchballs:


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 05:28:51 PM
...

I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D

Good call.  I just reported the post and smote myself.

rofl! [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:29:34 PM
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I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D

Good call.  I just reported the post and smote myself.

lol! ;D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:35:09 PM
Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:49:15 PM
Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D

It wasn't that funny, so I picked up.


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:55:14 PM
Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D

It wasn't that funny, so I picked up.

There I un-quoted you, now this thread will make even less sense to some people. ;D


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:56:35 PM
Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D

It wasn't that funny, so I picked up.

There I un-quoted you, now this thread will make even less sense to some people. ;D

lol  8)


Title: Re: Spider Food.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 06:00:39 PM
This has been a humorous dialog to follow.