Title: Spider Food. Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 09:43:36 AM I always look at the main page, and laugh, when I see what the Spiders are "reading".
Let's really give them some things to think about. In the vein of the departed Threadjacking Thread. The wgab was great. Maybe dystopia can keep us updated on what search strings find us. Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Aske on January 05, 2007, 09:46:16 AM Quote your search for good lookin michelob sumbich in minnesota returned no results Quote would you like to search for michelob drinking viking party boat cabana boy instead ? :o Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on January 05, 2007, 12:30:25 PM I like to see what the spiders are "reading", too, because sometimes they're on an old thread that's funny to go back and read.
It seems to take a while from when a spider indexes a page to when it'll actually show up in the search results, maybe a few days till a week. Here are the January stats as of today, not much has changed. Top 16 of 16 Total Search Strings # Hits Search String 1 30 63.83% sloming 2 2 4.26% bobby knight golf lesson 3 2 4.26% nike sumo clone 4 1 2.13% andylo 5 1 2.13% george kollias bpm 6 1 2.13% golf smf theme 7 1 2.13% golfhos 8 1 2.13% john cena unleash 9 1 2.13% kfed cena crowd 10 1 2.13% kramer's apology on letterman 11 1 2.13% nike sumo clone driver 12 1 2.13% nike sv3 13 1 2.13% sv3 nike sumo 14 1 2.13% torpedo putters 15 1 2.13% women's golf announcer boobs 16 1 2.13% yahoo week in photos Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on January 05, 2007, 12:51:27 PM It's weird, MSN Spider used to love this site and index us really quickly, but I've been reading that they've made some changes to their spider algorithm over there recently and now MSN spider shows us no love.
Pages indexed on www.golfhos.com Google 1,250 Yahoo 1,245 MSN 177 Alta Vista 1,280 AlltheWeb 1,140 Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Aske on January 05, 2007, 01:18:48 PM it was probably due to all my thread titles like M$ sucks, *fudge* microshaft, vi$ta is crap, etc
;D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 01:25:25 PM it was probably due to all my thread titles like M$ sucks, *fudge* microshaft, vi$ta is crap, etc ;D People are looking at me strangely, wondering why I'm laughing so hard, and leaning sideways! ;D ;D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: stroh on January 05, 2007, 01:34:55 PM So, the guy says "Well, did you jump?" I said, "Yeah...........at first."
Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on January 07, 2007, 01:01:02 PM Maybe dystopia can keep us updated on what search strings find us. Top 35 of 35 Total Search Strings # Hits Search String 1 47 52.81% sloming 2 4 4.49% bobby knight golf lesson 3 3 3.37% golfhos 4 3 3.37% nike sumo clone 5 2 2.25% energysolutionsarena 6 1 1.12% 2007 model golf drivers 7 1 1.12% 5w 2h 8 1 1.12% andylo 9 1 1.12% apollo hump 10 1 1.12% apollo hump golf shafts 11 1 1.12% apollo hump shafts 12 1 1.12% arranging clubs in your bag 13 1 1.12% birdie ball indoor 14 1 1.12% blackmetal 2007 -fotos 15 1 1.12% bobbyknightgolf 16 1 1.12% christina aguilera on snl 17 1 1.12% george kollias bpm 18 1 1.12% golf chasing daylight 19 1 1.12% golf smf theme 20 1 1.12% golf wedge porting 21 1 1.12% hello i'm mr. ed 22 1 1.12% john cena unleash 23 1 1.12% kfed cena crowd 24 1 1.12% kramer's apology on letterman 25 1 1.12% nike sumo clone driver 26 1 1.12% nike sv3 27 1 1.12% pröñaments 28 1 1.12% sv3 nike sumo 29 1 1.12% the teaser pleaser shocker spocker 30 1 1.12% the teaser pleaser shocker spocker rocker and show stopper 31 1 1.12% torpedo putters 32 1 1.12% what happens in stripclubs 33 1 1.12% women's golf announcer boobs 34 1 1.12% wwtdd nsfw 35 1 1.12% yahoo week in photos Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 04:32:48 PM We dropped off from some of the search engines recently (I still haven't had time to investigate this), so we haven't had as many visitors via search recently.
But here are some funny search strings so far this month: asians suck at hockey i hate minnesota nikki big break bannination big break bri sucks bitchc decuple bogey how is the cut calculated at the masters golf ideas for a masters golf pool joakim noah just when you think you've seen it all quit cogitating steinmetz. use an open-faced club. a send wedge running a masters golf pool soccer: how to get over a loss steak umms suggestions for masters golf draft formats tsunami alert port douglas valerie bertonelli Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 04:46:02 PM Quote i hate minnesota? :sad3: Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 04:49:06 PM Quote i hate minnesota? :sad3: Yeah, what's up with that? :sad3: :D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:21:55 PM ... I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:26:52 PM ... I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D Good call. I just reported the post and smote myself. :punchballs: Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 05:28:51 PM ... I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D Good call. I just reported the post and smote myself. rofl! [sm_rolling] Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:29:34 PM ... I thought you didn't like old threads being brought back up. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=1575737) ;D ;D ;D Good call. I just reported the post and smote myself. lol! ;D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:35:09 PM Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D
Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:49:15 PM Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D It wasn't that funny, so I picked up. Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: Torpedo on April 05, 2007, 05:55:14 PM Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D It wasn't that funny, so I picked up. There I un-quoted you, now this thread will make even less sense to some people. ;D Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: dystopia on April 05, 2007, 05:56:35 PM Deleting your own posts again? :D Oh well, better yours than mine I guess. ;) lol :D It wasn't that funny, so I picked up. There I un-quoted you, now this thread will make even less sense to some people. ;D lol 8) Title: Re: Spider Food. Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on April 05, 2007, 06:00:39 PM This has been a humorous dialog to follow.
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