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Title: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Aske on February 21, 2007, 06:16:48 AM http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=2446679&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: stroh on February 21, 2007, 06:35:39 AM Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: hatethisgame on February 21, 2007, 06:38:05 AM 3 foot long sword. How apropos.
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: TFT on February 21, 2007, 06:54:06 AM '39-year-old James Van Iveren has been charged with Criminal Damage to Property and Trespassing.'
Care in the community. Nice message. Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: gleek on February 21, 2007, 07:24:18 AM I guess there's no good samaritan law in Milwaukee. Van Iveren was trying to save Stieghorst from the unholy acts about to be afflicted on his peen0r.
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: dystopia on February 21, 2007, 09:37:35 AM Here's a followup article with more details. Weird.
Man mistakes pröñ DVD as woman's cries for help http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400 Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Clive on February 21, 2007, 09:50:35 AM Why is anyone actually pressing charges? You'd think the DVD viewer would be eager to have everything swept under the rug, rather than his being called as a witness in open court and walked through every excruciating detail of his specific actions preceding the unannounced intrusion.
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Dirtyboy on February 21, 2007, 11:12:28 AM Clive, maybe they have a "Brittney" complex. ;D
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: fisherking on February 21, 2007, 11:17:26 AM Geez. Buy a freakin' hearing aid.
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: stroh on February 21, 2007, 11:34:23 AM Clive, maybe they have a "Brittney" complex. ;D Apparently the both heard: "Hit me baby, one more time". ;D Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Clive on February 21, 2007, 11:38:02 AM Well, I'm just thinking that the reasonableness of Sword Dude's walking through the apartment, looking for the rape victim, would require asking Pron Dude about his state of undress and, um, turgidity at the time Sword Dude burst in. If it looked like Pron Dude was having **** ...
No matter what, it's gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pron Dude. Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: stroh on February 21, 2007, 12:18:42 PM Well, I'm just thinking that the reasonableness of Sword Dude's walking through the apartment, looking for the rape victim, would require asking Pron Dude about his state of undress and, um, turgidity at the time Sword Dude burst in. If it looked like Pron Dude was having **** ... No matter what, it's gonna be pretty embarrassing for Pron Dude. I agree. Seems strange to me. Mr. Stieghorst, can you identify this as your copies of On Golden Blonde, and Mad Max: Beyond Thunderbone? Defense calls Mr. James Van Iveren (http://loseke.net/pics/jb_samurai.jpg) Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Jules on February 21, 2007, 12:22:10 PM Maybe, there is "bad blood", between the two neighbours!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
This is their way of "pay-back"!!!!! [sm_shock] Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: TFT on February 21, 2007, 04:49:26 PM 'For his effort, Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon'
So, he was using a dangerous weapon then? Maybe that fits the DVD watching guy too. Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: stegerman on February 21, 2007, 06:33:24 PM "Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"
I hope they give him a stiff penalty. [sm_disgust] Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Aske on February 21, 2007, 07:27:30 PM punny
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: dystopia on February 22, 2007, 08:13:34 AM Yet another followup to this story.
Prosecutor says sounds on neighbor's DVD were consensual ****, not rape http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=569088 Quote Stieghorst, who said he has lived in his small downtown apartment for five years, said he was watching an adult DVD in Spanish called "Casa de Culo." He said the movie has no screaming that would suggest to someone a woman was in danger. "It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks." ... Stieghorst said the incident will not change his movie-viewing habits. "No, way; I'm a man and I'm a normal person," he said. "But I think I will get some good headphones, maybe some wireless ones." Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: gleek on February 22, 2007, 08:37:00 AM Quote "It's all in Spanish, and I don't understand a word of it," he said. "I only bought it for the hot chicks." I buy p0rn for the great storylines and engrossing dialogue. Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Clive on February 22, 2007, 08:52:47 AM LOL @ "Casa de Culo"
Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: campy on February 22, 2007, 09:56:15 AM (http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/michaeldouglaswallstreetcolor.JPG)
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that 'pr0n' for lack of a better word -- is good. pr0n is right. pr0n works. pr0n clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. pr0n, in all of its forms pr0n for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind." Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: Aske on February 22, 2007, 10:03:59 AM (http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/michaeldouglaswallstreetcolor.JPG) "The point is, ladies and gentleman, that 'pr0n' for lack of a better word -- is good. pr0n is right. pr0n works. pr0n clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. pr0n, in all of its forms pr0n for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind." (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Falling_down.jpg/423px-Falling_down.jpg) Quote Pardon me, but that's bull*feces*. You see, I don't think anything's wrong with the pr0n! I think you're just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don't spend the projected amount this year, you don't get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE pr0n! Title: Re: pr0n is bad for your health Post by: campy on February 22, 2007, 10:09:54 AM ;D ;D ;D
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