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Title: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: Fuzzy on January 20, 2007, 04:07:28 PM
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/949072.html

A 29-year-old man who was apparently horsing around with some friends crashed through a window and fell 16 stories at the downtown Minneapolis Hyatt Regency early Saturday morning. His most severe injury? A broken leg.

The man must have "an angel on his shoulder or something," said Minneapolis police Lt. Dale Barsness. "He's a lucky guy."

The man, identified by a police report as Joshua S. Hanson, landed on a roof overhang near the hotel's main entrance along the Nicollet Mall, police said...........

...........According to the police report, Hanson and two other friends had been in St. Paul drinking at bars before they came back to the Hyatt Saturday about 1:30 a.m. in a taxi.



Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: Aske on January 20, 2007, 04:09:16 PM
16 story fall, and the leg sustained the impact to break his fall?

sure , he's lucky...

but he'll never walk on that leg again


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: Jules on January 20, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
If he was sober (he probably wouldn't have fallen out the window!), he probably would have been dead.  They say the more drunk the person, if they fall, the less likely they are to seriously hurt themselves, because they are so flexible etc, they don't tense up!!!!


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: spacey on January 20, 2007, 04:14:46 PM
16 story fall, and the leg sustained the impact to break his fall?

sure , he's lucky...

but he'll never walk on that leg again

At the very least he'll have a pretty ugly limp.


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: spacey on January 20, 2007, 04:15:13 PM
If he was sober (he probably wouldn't have fallen out the window!), he probably would have been dead.  They say the more drunk the person, if they fall, the less likely they are to seriously hurt themselves, because they are so flexible etc, they don't tense up!!!!

Good thing for me I'm drunk pretty much 24/7.


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: TFT on January 20, 2007, 04:18:41 PM
Why did an angel push him out of a window?


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: spacey on January 20, 2007, 04:20:37 PM
Why did an angel push him out of a window?
Angels aren't nice people. I learned that from Dogma.


Title: Re: A broken leg and some severely stained shorts I'm guessing
Post by: Aske on January 20, 2007, 04:23:38 PM
Why did an angel push him out of a window?
Angels aren't nice people. I learned that from Dogma.

karma +2