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Title: Torn Free Post by: dystopia on December 30, 2008, 09:26:35 PM Yikes! Another Big 12 Handshake (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-4708.html)
:punchballs: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze' http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/12/30/national/a173109S06.DTL&tsp=1 Quote The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair. That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled. (more...) Title: Re: Torn Free Post by: Clive on December 31, 2008, 06:38:38 AM An 88-year-old woman with that kind of Kung Fu grip? I suspect perforations.
Title: Re: Torn Free Post by: birdymaker on December 31, 2008, 10:05:54 AM An 88-year-old woman with that kind of Kung Fu grip? I suspect perforations. Quote The man tore free and fled. wonder how literal "tore free" is? [sm_shock] Title: Re: Torn Free Post by: dystopia on December 31, 2008, 10:13:58 AM LOL. I was pretty drunk last night when I read this and assumed the worst.
(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1436/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1436R-84025.jpg) Title: Re: Torn Free Post by: Jules on December 31, 2008, 01:39:55 PM The poor old girl, she most probably thought that all her christmas dreams had come at once. ;D ;D ;D
Fended off!!! More like chasing the toy boy. ;D ;D Title: Re: Torn Free Post by: gleek on December 31, 2008, 06:16:24 PM Proof that Aske needs to be more tactful in the check-out line.
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