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Title: Later Beyotches... Post by: Seamus on January 25, 2008, 08:41:45 AM My ship has finally come in. No more asking for change on the side of the road. I can finally climb out of these jeans I've been soiling myself in for almost a year now. Gonna buy me a big house with a see ment pond, swimmin' pools...movie stars.
Quote FROM: THE DESK OF THE E-MAIL PROMOTIONS MANAGER, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT MICROSOFT WORD LOTTERY,UK 61-70 Southampton Row, Bloomsbury, LONDON, United Kingdom, WC1B 4AR DIRECTOR:MR. KENT ANDERSON. !!!CONGRATULATIONS!! !!TO!! !!YOU!!!!!! Attention!!! This is to notify you that your email address has emerged as one of the winning email accounts in the just concluded Microsoft e-Mail promotional lottery. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of GBP5,500,000.00POUNDS in cash which is approximately $10.4 MILLION US DOLLARS credited to file REF NO: MSW-L/200-26937. This is from total prize money of GBP 27,500,000.00POUNDS, shared among the Twenty (5)international winners in this category. All participants were selected through our microsoft computer ballot system drawn form 21,000 names,3,000 names from each continent, as part ofInternational "E-MAIL" Promotions Program, which is conducted annually for our prominent MS WORD user all over the world, and for the continues use of E- mail.We are sorry to let you know that our site is still under construction, as we are updating our site. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary officer and provide him with the information below: Name: Address: Occupation : ****: Age: Nationality: Country of residence: Telephone number: BATCH NUMBER: REFERENCE Nš: ** MSWORD PROMOTIONS WINNERS must claim their winning prize before the 27TH OF FEBUARY, 2007. All funds not claimed on or before the fixed date will be penalised accordingly. CLAIMS OFFICER :MR. GABRIEL SCOTT. MSW CLAIMS OFFICER/FIDUCIARY AGENT E-m@il: gabscottclaims08@gmail.com note: ----- Send to E-m@il: gabscottclaims08@gmail.com Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Walfredo on January 25, 2008, 08:43:08 AM Lucky bastard
Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: stroh on January 25, 2008, 08:45:05 AM [sm_beertoast]
Congratulatio ! Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Seamus on January 25, 2008, 08:47:17 AM I'm thinking of visiting all of you with my new found wealth, this time 'fredo I really will bring a lil' sumpin sumpin.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the good life. Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: gleek on January 25, 2008, 08:48:44 AM Don't forget to give them your SSN and birthdate. It will speed up the funds disbursement process.
Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Seamus on January 25, 2008, 08:51:23 AM Don't forget to give them your SSN and birthdate. It will speed up the funds disbursement process. Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me! Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Walfredo on January 25, 2008, 08:51:51 AM Sweet. And it is in pounds too. You should get a very favorable exchange rate.
Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: stroh on January 25, 2008, 08:52:50 AM Emailing them naked pictures of yourself should push you to the head of the line.
Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Fuzzy on January 25, 2008, 09:31:40 AM [sm_beertoast]
Lucky bastage. Title: Re: Later Beyotches... Post by: Seamus on January 25, 2008, 09:54:04 AM Emailing them naked pictures of yourself should push you to the head of the line. I tried that but they replied with this.(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/gvandel454/Fun%20Stuff/enzytebob.jpg) Not sure what to make of it? [sm_dontknow] |