GolfHos

looks like arguably the best week of matchups until the playoffs...
whos pumped?

Pit-Phil
Dal-GB
Ind-Jac (even with both crippled this will be a great game)
No-Den

I'm looking forward to Dallas-GB on Sunday night. Giving Wisconsinites a whole day to drink before the game takes it to another level.

Aren't you missing one?   >:(

LOL,  I haven't decided which way yet, but Vikes-Panthers is going to be a total blowout (20+)

Or did you mean the 1st game in like 5 years that SF is a favorite?  ;)  (with apologies to our local SF members)

 ;D  Agree(with OP)  some very intriguing games this week.  I read Steelers have not won in Philly in like 43 years.

A bit. Not sure how much I'll get to watch this Sunday. :(

Homework rules ruins the weekend again.  :(

Damn, we're not getting the Steelers-Eagles CBS game on tv tomorrow because of the 49er game on Fox at the same time.  :sad3:

 :sad3:

Too bad the Raiders play on the road this week. Home AFC games for the Raiders usually mean that we get to watch somebody else play.

LMAO

Sunday Ticket FTW
 [sm_devil]

and we're off

starting off with  Min-Car   .  damn vikes better not let me down on picking them this week.  desperation time, a L here and their season is done.

raiders start the game with a big kick return to about the buff 30

vikes start off with an easy completion and then a facemask on steve smith to the vikes 30.
 :sad3:

f' em

panthers settle for a 43 yard FG

goddamn, it's early interception week
 [sm_shock]

orton = suck

Peterson big run comes back thanks to holding on the RT

portis puts the TD on the board for the skins

Frack!  Redskins about to score again.  [sm_shock]

whoa, i just saw torp in the stands
 [sm_shock] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] LOL

go for it fisher!

frerottes receiver tips it in the air and gamble comes down with it for the panthers

warner you stupid POS

fins go up 7-0 early on the pats
 [sm_shock]

gnats get away with some massive DPI in the endzone

bungles outrushing the gntas 40-10 early in the game .

what a sick tackle by henderson for the vikes

delhomo with a fumble on the snap

vikes fans unleashing the boos on frerotte now.

chilly says "chit, what do i do now"

atlanta taking KC behind the woodshed.

EDGE  sucks and needs to retire.  what a chodegobbler.

The Patsies are teh sukk without Gheydy.

The Phish up by 11!

miami raping the pats

total yards
atl about 200
kc about 10

 [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Bugles take a 3 point lead over the Gnats!

Thigpen picked deep in KC territory. The 2008 Chefs have got to be the worst NFL team in the last 5 years.

stroh: *fudge* it! I'm through with this team!

Michael Bush > Darren McFadden

warner threw a total bullet to fitzgerald.

Patsies settling for FGs.

It will be interesting to see in week 4 when DVOA comes out.  I expect them and the rams to both be  more negative than the PATS were positive last year.

i remember saying (no idea where)  when he got hurt and fell in the draft he would be one of the biggest steals ever

How does that dude always end up on a team stacked at WR?

 [sm_shock]



lol, regarding dmac,  he's a lot like bush, and a lot like moreno (at uga).  total homerun ability in space, total crap trying to do anything inside the tackles... yet the dance behind the line ala barry sanders and take a ton of losses because they aren't tough enough to break a tackle and get it back to the line and cut against the defense.

Slaton with his first TD. He was just sitting there as a free agent, BTW.  ;D

slaton will be a great NFL player if the texans ever get a competent QB.   too many teams fell into the 'not prototype size bs'  the only real negative about him is fumblitis.

peterson looks too hesitant, like he's afraid of :

hurting leg more
working hard to break tackles and losing the ball when nobody else on the offense can do anything

T. Thigpen 2/13, 12 yd, 2 int

Grossmanesque  [sm_shock]

"orton hadn't thrown a TD pass all season until now {as he throws a pick6}"
 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_laughatyou] [sm_laughatyou] [sm_laughatyou]

K. Orton 6/11, 60 yd, 2 int (1 pick-6)

Grossmanesque [sm_shock]

LMAO

*fiddlesticks* it i'm going deep

i actually spit some of my drink out as the announcer said that

Ricky "runs on grass" for 28 yards against the Patsies and puts the Phins in the red zone.

vikes actually looking decent on this drive.

toke toke toke

Phins up 21-6. Ronnie Brown with 3 TDs on only 37 yards.  [sm_shock]

ocho sucko with a bad fumble.
bungles get lucky it's ruled incomplete

Falcons up 24 - donut.  [sm_shock]

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Jerome_Bettis_at_Health_event%2C_May_2005%2C_cropped.jpg/200px-Jerome_Bettis_at_Health_event%2C_May_2005%2C_cropped.jpg)

The Chefs have more yards on kick off returns than yards from scrimmage.

LMAO

my voa{not yet dvoa} based analysis predicted this one to be KC +43.x
(of course, it also predicted ARI to win by 11 :sad3: ... too early in the year to really trust it)

*goshdarn* Delhomme! Gave the Minnesota Def a gift 6 points.

vikes D  comes up big.

lynch studly run on a busted 4th and 2  play.

evans fumble?  jackass.

hey chiefs,  i hear  tjack is available

in the spirit of full disclosure, the 4 games I ID'd this week as 'good buys'  using this analysis  FWIW  right now this early in the year  (will track over course of year)   (positive  # at right means road team favored, all of these games by chance had home favorites)

@Wash   ARIZ   -3               11.1      
@Atl    KC   -4.5               -40   
@CHI    TB   -3.5                 12.3   
@Sf   DET   -5              -21.3   

darla bringing up the rear with 1 game right now
 [sm_shock]

(who am i to talk, im about to fall to 0-3 in fantasy  lol)

vikes up 17-10
 [sm_shock]

cards get jobbed on a spot

kurt warner needs to learn how to throw it over  gheyson taylor

LJ busts one for 48 yards. KC threatening again.

KC scores! 14 - 24 now.  [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

fins up 28-6  on the pats

damn, glad i benched  e graham today
 [sm_shock]

delhomo with the deer in the headlights look

T. Edwards picked off at the Buffalo 12.

review upholds it

after seeing it,   BS.

mcfadden down just inside the 1

wow that call totally changed this game ... garbage.   ed hochuli  has nothing on that call

cassell nearly kills the umpire

falcons  petitioning NFL to realign them in a division with DET and KC

*fiddlesticks*in cards
 [sm_disgust]

Ronnie Brown woot woot

3 rushing and one passing TD 

Giggity giggity

schaub  sucks
 

darth hoodie  unhappy.

TJH  actually gets a reception.

warner bomb to fitgerarld

carson palmer sucks

ronnie brown with 5 tds now
 [sm_shock]

robbie gould big miss wide right from 49

pats fans pouring out of gillette at record speed.

Sorry Darla   [sm_devil]
DpTHNrrhTwE

ahahahahhaha,  gilette is empty.

chester taylor TD on a dinky screen left.


wave it off ... illegal shift.

ooh, worse than that...  also a hold on the play.

LOL, on 3rd and 21,  panthers take an illegal contact penalty to put the vikes back on pace to grind out this win

dammit gruden,  put garcia in... griese sucks !

chester taylor tries to fumble the win away

vikes settle for FG and go up 20-10 with 9:0x  to play.

bears go up 10.
 :sad3:

*fudge*in Pats. Sitting with neg numbers on the defense.

*fiddlesticks* off idiotic cards playcalling.

griese =  absolutely terrible.

bucks should have used a TO there.

use the TO  ...   *fudge* you gruden  idiot!

what was that stevens  TD dance  with the  pointing at his junk ?

bears-bucks  going to OT

bills threatening late with the comeback.

TB wins the OT toss against the bears.

Greesy throwing to the guy in the 3rd row

gints-bungles go to OT

bills win it on a late FG
 [sm_shock]

bucks with a couple of 1st downs

gints punt it away to the bungles after drive stalls





wow, grounding on that griese throw
?

sure looked like a receiver within 5-10 yards of that.

stovall with another  huge drop

steelers kicking off to the beagles.
beagles win the toss and want it right away

kickoff goes 3 deep, taking up the middle to the 37

beagles 1st possession already with a 1st down thanks to 2 dinks

big 3rd and 1/2 yard early

What kind of a throw was that by manning?

What a catch by Toomer

westbrook converts it up the gut

beagles backed up to a 2nd and 20.

bucks get it back after bears drive stalls.


3rd and 18, mcnabb completes it to the steeler 25 to avant
 :sad3:

Giants win

steelers pass rush not getting to mcnabb at all so far.


steelers D  kills  beagles RB  Hunt.

nice fight in the bucks-bears game

nantz "can't tell if that's a fumble"


get that jizz out of your eyes then!
 >:(

simms  bitchslapping nantz

steelers recover the fumble !


suck it nantzybitch!

steelers take over at the 20.
 8)


1st and 10, empty backfield, completion left hash to big heath

3rd down, big ben sacked, but the beagles were offsides.

holmes takes a completion right sideline across the 50

30K posts by 6:00

beagles get away with massive DPI
 :sad3:

bucks end up winning 27-24
 [sm_shock]

1st and 10, beagles 39...

nice completion to nate washington  to the beagles 22

make that the 24...

big 3rd and 4 from the 18......



big ben under pressure has to throw it away
 [sm_shock]

fg unit in

FG is ... good.

3-0 steelers with 2:51 to go in the 1st

OMG,  seattle rolling the rams 17-0 early with their collection of   waiverwire hire  receivers

another big kick return by the beagles to near the 33


flags down

buckhalter on screens is a great back

donks rolling the saints early.

maybe the aints should give up on their secondary players after this year

nantz drooling over jackson catching a 3 yard out

mcchunk takes a sack on a flea flicker attempt to end the 1st
 8)

seahags ridiculous special teams screwup gives the rams life.

westbrook rolls an ankle after trying to hurdle his lineman

james harrison 1 step to slow from killing mcnabb

reggie bush with a fumble-6
LMAO

westbrook going back to the locker room

woodley misses a tackle behind the LOS and the beagles get a 1st down at the steeler 20
 :sad3:

buckhalter scores a TD on a little dump to the left flat

7-3 beagles  with 9:30 to go in the 2nd quarter

goddamn,  nantz sucks

steelers need to adjust their playcalling,    beagles just blitzing every play

^

and on the house blitz   bigben fumbles it away at midfield

And Aske's head explodes

there's the difference between these 2 teams.   beagles send enough pressure to get there routinely,  steelers don't

Wow, I can't decide who's worse, DET or St. Louis.

steelers about to go down 14-3
 :sad3:

steelers actualyl send a blitz and get a sack on mcchunk

3rd down, incomplete to  algae smith in the endzone   he was open after guess who... TIMMONS  in horrible coverage

beagiles make it 10-3 with 2:30 to go in the 1st

aints making a comeback late in the 2nd against the donks
 [sm_shock]

5:45 ;D

lol

Especially if the steelers suck it up

big ben sacked again

5 sacks on big ben in the last 6 pass attempts
 :sad3: :sad3: :sad3:

and big ben throws a deep int to samuel.
 :sad3:

So maybe they should run?

nah

steelers will be down 17-3 at the half.

mcchunk returns the favor by throwing a pick at midfield to mcfadden
 [sm_shock]

Think he is down.

Will these results put you at 0 - 3 after week 3??

2i is kicking my ass

steelers with a chance to get back in this game at half, let's see if they can take advantage.

steelers into the shotgun finally.. ...  about f'n time

steelers with a 1st down and use a TO @ 1:03


shotgun/no huddle , lots of delay runs is how to beat this beagle D's blitzing,  of course it took 25 minutes to figure this out

another sack.
 :sad3:

I could have sacked him on that play

get the play off

jeebus

Only rushed 3 and they still get to him.

Where is the OL?

steelers Oline coach, Off Coordinator   need to be fired.    

no adjustments at all.

reed to try a 53 yard FG
 [sm_shock]

reed nuts it
 [sm_shock]

That was a hell of a kick

10-6  likely the score going into halftime

coool  8)

10-6.  steelers suck.

steelers HAVE to get a TD on this drive to start the 2nd half.

how can they do it ?  kick return ?

scratch that, touchback.

steelers outgained 3-1
 [sm_shock]

steelers run into a stacked box and gain 5 up the left edge

ward with a drop on a nice 1st down completion
 [sm_shock]

3rd and 6... this is the game...

so the steelers take a delay of game
 :sad3: :sad3: :sad3: :sad3:

*fudge* you omar epps !
your team sucks and has no discipline !



3rd and 11.... beagles show house blitz...

steelers false start

3rd and 16....

game over.

3rd and 16.... bigben rolls out, throws it incomplete behind holmes, and there would have been a holding flag to nullify it anyways.
 :sad3:

game over.

whoa, mcnabb in the locker room.  not going to start the beagles 2nd half 1st possession...


 [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

i guess maybe there is a chance for hte steelers if we knock both westbrook and mcchunk out.

colb takes over near the 50

steelers show blitz,  pass deflected,  polamalu makes a HIGHLIGHT REEL   pick !

ball NEVER hit the ground

what a pick !

 now ram the ball down the beagles throats  omar epps :asshat:

int  stands !

1st and 10 from the 50.

parker works hard to make 1-2 yards

2nd and 8.... running right loses 2

3rd and 10.... almost sacked, but gets 1 yard falling forward


jeebus,  this gameplan sucks.

punt fair catch at the 15.

Take a breath.

can't.
 [sm_shock]

obvious, it's going to take a DEF or ST touchdown  for the steelers to win.

mcchunk back to the sidelines

mcchunk back in in the middle of the series
 [sm_shock]

steelers pass rush = non-existant

beagles 2nd and 7 from around the 50

just forfeit and spare me another hour of this bull*feces*

steelers force a long FG attempt

whoa,  gonna punt instead


FC at the 10
 :sad3:

LMAO.   zero chance of converting that 3rd down.

baltimore absolutely rolling the browns

woodley finally gets a sack on mcchunk.


steelers need a massive PR

and holmes makes the FC @ 48
 :sad3:

holmes drops a huge catch
 :sad3: >:(

3rd and 10
 [sm_disgust]

sack time.

3rd and 10... eagles show big blitz right... comes left..  steelers actually pick it up !

1st down to ward left hash

1st and 10, 37, parker down to the 32
 [sm_shock]

does denver or new orleans know how to play defense?



2nd and 6, parker follows it up with a loss of 1

3rd and 7, down 10-6, end of 3rd quarter

SF absolutely destroying detroit
 [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

3rd and 7.... 
ben sacked under a 3 or 4 man rush  after holding

steelers punting it....  and a FC by philly at the 9
 :sad3:

mcchunk tries to throw a pick... unfortunately it's to ike hands of stone taylor... and therefore its dropped

beagles incomplete on right sideline  and have to punt again.

punt 1 step from being blocked... and he gets a 65 yard punt off.


steelers can't even get a lucky break
 :sad3:

1st and 10, steelers 30,  holmes with another drop right sideline

3rd and 7.....
corner blitz,  ben steps up and sacked anyways ....


*fiddlesticks*offomarepps

punt taken by the beagles FC at the 25.


game f'n over.

omar epps, time to show some fire there on the sidelines you idiot!

steelers force a mcchunk incompletion,  and beagles will have to punt.

another great punt, and its OOB at the 6.
steelers only need to drive it as far in 8 minutes as they have total yards all game
 :sad3:

dawkins destroys parker.

LMAO,  this team , this coach, totally clueless, totally passionless, totally useless

bigben takes an intentional grounding safety in the endzone.

bad call as he was outside the pocket and it was deflected.

absoultely hochuli-esque .     not that it would matter as the steelers deserve to lose this game.

"not reviewable"
 :sad3:

block in the back springs jackson on the free kick return

uncalled holding on the eagles O line on that play

steelers D with 1 more big stop.

can the O actually move the fall 1 long drive and somehow win this game?


they'll have to start at the 6.

mendenhall breaks a tackle and gets 1 st down on a screen  type dumpoff

bigben somehow steps out of a tackle to avoid a 12+ yard sack and throws it away

false fart on  LG again
 [sm_shock]

3rd and 15

ball stripped from bigben and the beagles have it
 [sm_shock]

big ben hurt on that last hit



jax wins on a last sedon 50+ FG
 [sm_shock]

nate washington = retard

nice coaching there omar

omar getting told on the sidelines that you have to kick the FG there.


dumb*feces*
 

congrats to the beagles for just destroying the poorly coached, passionless steelers piece of *feces* that came out on the field today

the sad thing is the D held the beagles to 13 points... probably the lowest the beagles will score all season.  wasted

dallas absolutely rolling the GB  fudgepackers.

+1

did you just give yourself karma?? :o

i wish lol.

nobody else gives me any
 :'(

with 900 posts in your own thread, you'd expect someone to consider it....

Here you go, +1.

And Big Ben's knee was down on that safety anyway. (But yeah, they blew the call. It wasn't grounding, it was just a safety).

Coming into the game I expected a ton of blitzing. Our D-Line especially, and our D in general, was humiliated in Dallas. This was a gut check game for the Eagles because they needed to show that they had any will on defense at all.

The Steelers O-Line is pathetic. Every snap was a jail break. I too wondered where were the adjustments.

0XraJP0jmwE.

You and 2I (Link (http://www.golfhos.com/forum/index.php/topic,8801.0.html)) moaning and groaning about not receiving karma. You sound like my kids not getting what they want. Well HTFU! [sm_devil]

Heh heh.

Hypermathematically speaking, it's important to consider the post to karma ratio:

Currently I'd be at 95:1, and Aske 252:1.  Clearly Aske is getting very little return for his effort.  I'd say it's a clear win for quality over quantity.

 8)

Then explain stroh.

(Says Mr. 56:1.)

That would require some kind of phd...

Mine is 40:1 so clearly its not always about quality or quantity!  ;) So I still say HTFU!  [sm_devil]

LOL

You overlook the "Humid Grotto" Factor in karma ratios.

Although that brings us right back to: please explain stroh.