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Title: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: dystopia on March 24, 2008, 03:44:35 PM Driver blames speeding on bad Oreo dunk http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_oreo_defense;_ylt=AmSgTmvCG9HhvxQkjdSdSVztiBIF Quote SALISBURY, Conn. - Police say a man's excuse for speeding through a small Connecticut town takes the cake — or, at least, the cookie. A state trooper who stopped the 1993 BMW last fall says its driver, 28-year-old Justin Vonkummer of Millerton, N.Y., blamed his driving problems on an errant Oreo. Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car. (more...) Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 24, 2008, 03:50:36 PM I picture Dunk as more of a peanut butter cheese crackers guy.
Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: Dunk on March 24, 2008, 04:15:59 PM Oh man!! I wasn't even there! :o
I picture Dunk as more of a peanut butter cheese crackers guy. Maybe cheese and crackers. Pretzels are good too. Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: twoiron on March 24, 2008, 04:18:09 PM ;D
Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: Aske on March 24, 2008, 05:01:52 PM what kind of *bunghole* eats something like that while driving
execute. Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: Clive on March 24, 2008, 06:25:35 PM On my morning commute back in the Oregon days, I saw a woman in the adjacent lane driving her car (not an SUV, sorry) and eating a bowl of cereal. I *feces* you not.
Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: twoiron on March 24, 2008, 06:38:54 PM Hmmm, last year I watched some bloke reading the newspaper (it was a broadsheet), whilst eating a piece of toast and bowl of cereal.
For the record I think he was also doing the crossword. [sm_shock] Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: twoiron on March 24, 2008, 06:40:41 PM In another example I've seen someone, pulling a bong, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette while driving.... [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 24, 2008, 06:47:35 PM In another example I've seen someone, pulling a bong, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette while driving.... [sm_shock] LMAO. You made me think of something I haven't thought of in years. We were at a traffic light and the bong was going around. I was driving and took my turn while we were stopped. I passed it back to one of the guys and looked over to my left. Four guys in a car with softball getups were all staring at me. Smartass kid as I was, I blew them a big kiss with three cubic yards of smoke bellowing out of me. Just then I noticed they all had Salt Lake County Sheriff hats on. [sm_shock] [sm_shock] :( When the light went green they just turned left and went on their way. I cleaned that shat from my drawers and had some Doritos. Title: Re: Dunk Driving Blamed on Oreo Post by: birdymaker on March 24, 2008, 07:39:06 PM In another example I've seen someone, pulling a bong, drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette while driving.... [sm_shock] LMAO. You made me think of something I haven't thought of in years. We were at a traffic light and the bong was going around. I was driving and took my turn while we were stopped. I passed it back to one of the guys and looked over to my left. Four guys in a car with softball getups were all staring at me. Smartass kid as I was, I blew them a big kiss with three cubic yards of smoke bellowing out of me. Just then I noticed they all had Salt Lake County Sheriff hats on. [sm_shock] [sm_shock] :( When the light went green they just turned left and went on their way. I cleaned that shat from my drawers and had some Doritos. :lolspit: (http://forum.mambo-foundation.org/images/smilies/pound.gif) |