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Title: You're nicked!!
Post by: twoiron on August 09, 2007, 04:40:07 PM
An English motorcycle thief fingered himself to police. The thief crashed the machine in South Shields, South Tyneside. Trapped under the bike, he tore a finger off in his haste to get away. Investigating police matched the digit with the patient soon after at South Tyneside District Hospital


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 09, 2007, 04:47:55 PM
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Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Clive on August 09, 2007, 08:11:19 PM
You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 09, 2007, 08:26:14 PM
You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?

Thinkin' of the twins.


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: stegerman on August 09, 2007, 08:31:33 PM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on August 09, 2007, 09:24:36 PM
You couldn't have 'Shopped out the other digit?

Thinkin' of the twins.

Thank you. :)


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Jules on August 11, 2007, 04:39:23 AM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! :-X :-X

Use your imagination!!! [sm_shock]


Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: twoiron on August 12, 2007, 05:00:09 AM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! :-X :-X

Use your imagination!!! [sm_shock]

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Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Jules on August 12, 2007, 02:04:01 PM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! :-X :-X

Use your imagination!!! [sm_shock]

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Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: gleek on August 12, 2007, 04:31:20 PM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! :-X :-X

Use your imagination!!! [sm_shock]

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Title: Re: You're nicked!!
Post by: Jules on August 13, 2007, 02:54:48 AM
"fingered himself"? Is that some sort of Aussie euphemism?

No, it means something really naughtly!!! :-X :-X

Use your imagination!!! [sm_shock]




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