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Golf => Golf Talk => Topic started by: stroh on March 07, 2008, 07:05:17 AM



Title: LMAO
Post by: stroh on March 07, 2008, 07:05:17 AM

*Insert Joke Here*

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-golfer-birdkilled&prov=ap&type=lgns


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: hobbit on March 09, 2008, 08:21:10 AM
It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.







Is that fusilli pasta?



Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: Seamus on March 09, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
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Investigators said Isenhour killed the hawk because he was upset it was making noise as he tried to film an instructional video. He allegedly first drove in a golf cart toward the bird, then 300 yards away, to hit balls at it. When the hawk later landed within 75 yards, Isenhour’s shots got closer until he eventually hit and killed it. The bird fell to the ground bleeding from both nostrils, witnesses told the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

 :'(

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Isenhour said it was a “one-in-a-million” golf shot that killed a protected hawk

Maybe it's one in a million if I'm shooting balls at the hawk, not a pro.


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: Aske on March 09, 2008, 08:35:54 PM
at the minimum, he needs to take a tee shot to the nads from 5 feet away


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: Clive on March 09, 2008, 09:03:52 PM
I have the most awesome idea for the next Big Break show.


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: Aske on March 10, 2008, 01:40:09 PM
I have the most awesome idea for the next Big Break show.
someone hitting jim nantz into trip's crotch?


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: stroh on March 10, 2008, 02:23:51 PM
I have the most awesome idea for the next Big Break show.
someone hitting jim nantz into trip's crotch?


LOL


Title: Re: LMAO
Post by: Aske on March 10, 2008, 02:35:16 PM
i doubt jimmy would mind