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Title: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 05, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
Tomorrow I get to have a long needle, the length of my arm the diameter of stroh's fleshlights, stuck in my back to completely disqualify from ever playing professional sports ever. By this time tomorrow I will be doped up on 'roids and wondering why my voice suddenly got higher.

Better living through chemistry!  [sm_thumbsup]


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: twoiron on November 05, 2008, 02:19:54 PM
Sounds like a chemical squirrel grip


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 05, 2008, 02:35:10 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/golfstroh/spanky.jpg)


 ;D  ;)


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: birdymaker on November 05, 2008, 02:43:59 PM
 [sm_laughatyou] [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 05, 2008, 03:09:50 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/golfstroh/spanky.jpg)


 ;D  ;)
I don't have to. I'm being put under for it. I get to get my drunk on at 9:00 in the morning. ;)


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 05, 2008, 03:14:11 PM
  [sm_thumbsup]

So are you having an epidural steroid injection (because you used the word needle) or are you actually having a laproscopic discectomy? (because of the size you described)


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 05, 2008, 03:30:20 PM
Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)

At least I get a day off from work.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 05, 2008, 03:34:11 PM
Good luck.  It's really a surprisingly simple procedure(I used to do them) with often great results.

You may need more than one.  Usually 3 in one year.  Nor more than three.  Studies have shown that too much of the steroid DepoMedrol can be damaging to cartilage structures elsewhere in your body.

'Sides if you ain't fixed after 3, you need more invasive treatment.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 05, 2008, 04:04:09 PM
Everyone seems to think I'll only need one. I have no damage that can be seen on the MRI.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: twoiron on November 05, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
Epidural Steroid Injection. I have no idea how big a needle or what they are going to do. They are going to knock my ass out and have their way with me. (insert random moon river reference and ghey dr pron via Clive joke here)

At least I get a day off from work.

I hear Aliens perform the same procedure.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: gleek on November 05, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
Epidural? WTF? Are you going into labo(u)r?


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Jules on November 05, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D   

Good Luck. 8)


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Clive on November 06, 2008, 09:20:43 AM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 06, 2008, 09:26:23 AM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.

 [sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Aske on November 06, 2008, 09:26:56 AM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 06, 2008, 09:33:10 AM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.
So what caused the third one?


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Aske on November 06, 2008, 09:38:05 AM
jeebus


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Spanky on November 06, 2008, 09:39:39 AM
So if anyone can arranged to get anesthetized at 9:00 in the morning I highly recommend it. Unless of course you are one of those that get a nasty reaction.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 06, 2008, 09:40:17 AM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.
So what caused the third one?

It can all be traced back to stimulus of some form or another.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: stroh on November 06, 2008, 09:40:55 AM
So if anyone can arranged to get anesthetized at 9:00 in the morning I highly recommend it.

Every weekend my boy.  Every weekend.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Clive on November 06, 2008, 09:44:55 AM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.
So what caused the third one?
Look, I can't be expected to keep track of how many urchins "you people" pump out.

But let me check my Golfhos Sperm Database and get back to you.


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Darla on November 06, 2008, 07:48:52 PM
You will be fine, if Darla can give birth to your children, you will have no problem with a "little injection". ;D ;D 
It was "little injections" that caused those two childbirths.
So what caused the third one?
Look, I can't be expected to keep track of how many urchins "you people" pump out.

But let me check my Golfhos Sperm Database and get back to you.

They put you in charge of the Golfhos Sperm Bank, I thought that Stroh and his fleshlight would be HEAD of that bank!


Title: Re: Sooo, speaking of pain in the back
Post by: Clive on November 06, 2008, 08:15:12 PM
They put you in charge of the Golfhos Sperm Bank, I thought that Stroh and his fleshlight would be HEAD of that bank!
I may be new around here, but even I'm not going to touch that one.