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Title: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: stroh on December 11, 2007, 06:55:53 AM They boil the hell out of it.
Not naive enough for Evian? Aquafina taste like devil spit? Well now you can quench you thirst from that 3 hour gospel jubilee with some spiritual water. (http://www.newsweek.com/id/74380?GT1=10645) Not to be confused with Jesus Juice. Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 11, 2007, 07:35:51 AM brian.howe.surrenders
Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: gleek on December 11, 2007, 08:02:59 AM Hey, why the hell not? Some people drink bottled water religiously anyway.
Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Clive on December 11, 2007, 08:08:20 AM (http://www.newsweek.com/media/92/071207_PSBeliefwatch_wide-horizontal.jpg)
"Formula J"? ::) [sm_disgust] It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass. And my standards are pretty low, as you know. Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: stroh on December 11, 2007, 08:10:10 AM "Formula J"? ::) [sm_disgust] LOL That's the one that caught my eye, and I figured it needed a post. Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Blader on December 11, 2007, 08:13:23 AM Formula J is all about putting the J back in Jesus. You know, the whole "Dial One and only One For English" crowd
Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 11, 2007, 08:15:35 AM Does the second one have a picture of the Holy Ghost?
It's not like I'm Super-Christian... nero.surrenders Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: gleek on December 11, 2007, 08:26:43 AM "Formula J"? ::) [sm_disgust] It's not like I'm Super-Christian, but this strikes me as being crass. And my standards are pretty low, as you know. Isn't the idea of selling "holy water" TO DRINK a little crass to begin with? Supposedly, the water is "blessed" by a priest, but I would think somebody is going to be offended by this whole idea (not just the Formula J name). Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Clive on December 11, 2007, 08:40:01 AM At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe.
Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Fuzzy on December 11, 2007, 08:49:15 AM They boil the hell out of it. (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/jesus250x187.jpg) Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 11, 2007, 08:56:15 AM At least no one's posted a Bloody Mary recipe. Quite contrary. Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: Jules on December 11, 2007, 11:48:30 AM I think it is called "Do-It-Yourself-Exocisim" [sm_devil] [sm_devil]
Just think, just one sip of that water, and your head will start spinning around just like that little girl's :o :o :o That's if you have the odd evil spirit in your body. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: How Do Catholics Make Holy Water? Post by: dystopia on December 11, 2007, 12:25:36 PM Brilliant! ;D
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