GolfHos

Just signed on today.

Refugee from FGI, I have changed my FGI name to protect the innocent errrr rather the guilty.

I'm a kinder gentler Seamus McDuff.

No need to hide here. We're all kinder and gentler at golfhos.  [sm_devil]

yes, show your true face.
 :o

Welcome.  You will come to love the Dark Side of The Force. ;)

 [sm_poke]

Welcome!

Isn't there a SeamusMacDuff on FGI?  Izzat you?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif)

Yes brother Stroh...I'm sure that I will.  ;)

No sir...not the same!

Sorry Dr. Aske...no can do.

Rumors have it I am the reason you left FGI, well my alter ego killed you and GIMC and lord knows who else.  ;D

j/k...anyways this is a fresh start for me, the mask stays on. 8)

Ooh, I love mysteries. I must go now to find my deerstalker and pipe.

Golfhos welcomes the international man of mystery.

New member rites of passage include, but are not limited to the following:

Forced swallowing of tadpoles, cat litter and dog food (in no particular order).
Stripping to your underwear and crawling through a mixture of rotten eggs and sand.
Kissing rotten pigs' heads.
A 1000 word essay postulating on the social implications of serial dating midgets.
Full body "Nair"-ing.
Forced adoption of Firefox as your browser of choice.
A variation on the USC Gamecocks legendary "Beer Mile". All I am allowed to say is it involves double malt scotch, Saran Wrap and an armadillo.

If you are still interested, please PM JDerion for further instructions.

You forgot the thing involving the llama, Rosie O'Donnell, and the Turtle Wax.

(http://www.sshf.com/fr/holmeso/filmo/photos/2004_simpsons_s16ep1_2.jpg)

And the Muttonchp Murderer is none other than............Huh, Who?  Who is Seamus?

Rats, that would have been too easy.

This is a fun game, though.

If I may ask....
1) What is the loft on your main driver?
2) What do you call syrupy carbonated beverages?  (soda, pop, coke, satan's semen, sodapop, etc.)

valkommen

Blocked it out of my mind IYKWIM. That's why I included the "not limited to" disclaimer.

My bad!

Y'know in the 6 months I've been in FGI don't know that I discussed club specs too much.

Anyway 10.5 and Pop, if that helps!

You have just given out more info than you realize.  We now can also narrow down to an approx. join date, and also know that you're not a long-time member.  :D

I am sooooo busted!

I believe the "6 months I've been in FGI" comment is a red herring designed to throw us off track. I'm currently operating under a "Seamus McDuff is really jramers trying to infiltrate us and re-assimilate the lost sheep of FGI ( :borg:) theory." I'll let you know how it unfolds.

lol, spaceage!

 :o :o

i'm gonna need some more tin-foil

I have a bad feeling we are all going to get shafted.

Tinfoil?  How will that help?

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat

:tinfoil:

That's funny, I was going to post the same thing about the "6 months" being a red herring, but after poking around a bit, if he's who I think he is, it would be just a bit over 6 months.

Welcome, Seamus! ;D  FWIW, I think Aske and GIMC left for reasons other than you.

someone is using IP / ISP lookup tables?   :o

I think I know who he is as well (and we might be on the same track) but I'll not reveal my theory lest it prove correct and he really does wish to remain anonymous.

Yep, I'm not going to reveal anything. I can respect a fresh start. There are enough clues in one of the posts that IP lookups aren't necessary.

Ah-ha!  Now that smiley is making some sense, too!  Thanks.

Good post dsy.  I know who it is.  Glad to have crossovers here.  Be who you want to be here.

This Ain't FGI!  ;)

SeeCzar Doodius Maximus!

what's a Ceaser?
 ;)


Can I be a Desister?

Oh!  LOL.  I forgot, and opened IE again!   ;D  Seeczar.  How's that?

yes, much better
 [sm_smoking]

Welcome to the forum.  I'm new here as well, and so far it seems pretty interesting.

welcome to you too

Welcome, whoever you are/were/want to be. ;D

At FGI I'm maf19.  I was incognito here for a short while, then revealed my identity and was warmly accepted as the sites token neo-con. 

FGI baggage is nontransferable.  8)

if it gets broken do you get new clubs?

Only if you buy the insurance.

I believe this is true.  I'm 109 posts into Golfhos and spaceage hasn't called me irrational yet. [sm_thankyou] [sm_thumbsup]

you haven't defended shrubco
 ;)

I will moderate the living p1ss out of these newbies, but I have to finish this drink first. BBL.

Be prepared for a moderation of epic proportions.  [sm_chairshot]

I no longer consider him defensible. :(  Despite usually going with the conservatives, I'm not a "party liner".  I go with what I genuinely feel.  Bush has lost me.

Sweet.
:drama:


Absolute power corrupts absolutely, moderator powers corrupt.....moderately? ???

Red Bull?  [sm_drink]      [sm_eekdance]

Welcome. ;D

[sm_shock] You mustn't do that Stroh!  :D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif) to you, too!  :)

Appalling, Stroh!  The Fox has to be your default browser!  It's a must.  :D

Hi all,

Andy's my name. Has been referred by 2iron from FGI chat. Never been very active over there anyway :) I used to chat a lot with 2i in FGI chatroom but I am kinda shy when more than 3 ppl in the chat room.

Had a look for couple of days here and found out 95% topics posted are NOT golf related - by golfers. I guess its a good change to me.

Have been concerntrate exclusively on golf for last 2 yrs 11 months and handicap goes pretty much nowhere :( Been with a few coaches, some good, some bad, some just jokes! The recent 2 coaches are very good but 1 of them want to over charge me, other just got no time for me.

I did shot some miracle rounds and won some great net prizes but I guess my golf gamea will just stay at this level. I am just suck at golf :(

Lately just got married and wife peg-ed for 2.5 months. Everybody suggest it will be the best thing happen to me in my life and I guess nothing is more painful than shank a pitch shots when it counts anyway  ;D

Nice to be able to know you all here :)

Welcome aboard. I am just suck at golf as well.  [sm_beertoast]

[Hopefully we didn't scare off the OP of this thread.]

Welcome.

You will find out soon, that the inmates really do run a better asylum.

OP? stand for??

Oh... English is my 2nd lango too... according to experience it will bring you guys loads of fun in long run (by decrypting my message)

Welcome, Andy!  Congrats on the marriage.  I've been married for about 13 months myself now.

For many of us, winter is fast approaching and is putting a damper on our golf.  I expect there will be more golf-related posts here in the spring. ;D

Original Post(er).

[I would say no. Seamus will be here a lot me thinks}

Lets hope not. [sm_devil]

About time you got over here mate... By the way, your house is really nice.... ;D

Thanks buddy :)

By the way you REALLY did manage to piss my wife off. I don't understand why she's so upset but I guess the different spieces might me the answer (male/female)

How do you 2 know each other?  And how come one of you doesn't speak very good english, and neither does the other one?  ;D

Sorry about that, sometimes I guess people living in "Status" suburbs get a little precious when where they live is actually in a "less desirable suburb"...... LOL

Yeah... she keep mention the word "Tourack" or something sounds like that and all I could think of is the VW 4WD :p

I've been giving andy golf lessons, but it seems he never pays attention. For the record Mike, we speak the "Queens English" here... so naturally it's different to the butchered english y'all speak..... ;) [sm_shock]

 ;D ;D Right-o!  ;)

"Toorak" has this supposed image of being an upper class suburb, when in actuality its full of toffs, wankers and try hards who drive BMW and Porsche 4WD's. The 'true' Toorak is probably only a few blocks, the rest of the suburb is a hole, and unfortunatley living there does not make you upper class just by association....LOL

Cheers Mate... ;D [sm_beertoast]

So the Toorak is just a rack for tools  ;D

Wife is a status believer. Now I understand why she's upset.

Kinda funny  ;D ;D ;D

Ehh she'll get over it.... but what's funnier is that you guys live in Brisbane now... :o ???

Its a great place when you cares F'all about the world :)

I am currently in a very care-free status. Which is great :)

aussie aussie aussie

I am currently in a very care-free status. Which is great :)

Except for the fact that you have a major arterial road leading into the downtown Brisbane with a bridge that is on the verge of collapse... very carefree...LOL

Die then.... which is great :)

Trust me, nothing.. I mean NOTHING AT ALL... is more painful than shank a pitch shot when it counts  ;D

LOL

It's suppose to be "aussie aussie aussie, Oi Oi Oi"  ;D

i know.

you or twoiron was supposed to post immediately after mine saying "Oi Oi Oi"

 >:(

Oui, oui, oui.

LOL... i saw it and considered the oi,oi,oi response.  But to tell you the truth I'm kinda over it.... it's getting a tad lame and rather borish.... it's something that just keeps Bogans amused now....  ;) :o ???

But thanks for the consideration....

I guess that works if you're shunting a French chick... :o

[sm_naughty]

 ;D

Oooo Laa Laa

Hey Andy, welcome to the forum.

Ditto, welcome. 8)

Welcome to you three.  ;)  ;D

 [sm_shock]

Sure, I leave and you all throw a party!  >:(  ;)  :D

Welcome to Golfhos, Andylo!  8)

You think thats a coincidence?  :P

Whenever you're involved, no.  :D

The carbonated beverages must be takes for you in the party.They found for that the  easy experiment to prove this is to take a seltzer bottle and weigh it.


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That's easy for you to say.

Eugene O'Neill surrenders

A) I had to Wiki this, (perpetuate my persona, and so forth ;) ) and B)if you meant the tie in that I found........that is way out there man. 

That is a big relief.  Set against him, I'm perfectly cogent

Weird.  I think that's the second new poster we've had here with a signature about Ice Machines.

Where's that Brave Combo YouTube link when I need it?

WTF  LOL