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Title: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: stroh on July 02, 2008, 06:45:24 AM So I'm out front a couple of minutes ago cookin' a heater. I see this woman pull up. Park. And walk to the front of the building. Middle age woman. Perfectly able. Walking fine.
(for those who for whatever reason, don't know I work in a medical building.) She walks up to the handicap door opener. Mounted on a post about 10 feet in front of the door. She hits it. Nothing happens. Hits it again. Again. Again. After about 6 times, she gets pissed, and then proceeds to beat the piss out this button like a vending machine that just stole her money. [sm_laughing] [sm_rolling] After the TKO, she gets fed up and stroms to the door, and rips it open, most likely taking it off the hinges. :lolspit: [sm_rolling] Oh. Funniest *feces* I've seen in a while. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: MFAWG on July 02, 2008, 07:01:04 AM cookin' a heater.
Mickey Spillane much? Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Blader on July 02, 2008, 07:05:17 AM Are you sure she wasn't walking funny?
She's probably that bitch we heard about, the one who's promised her husband a daily bout of copulation for the whole year. Sort of in the whole "what the *fudge* was I thinking?" mindset Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Walfredo on July 02, 2008, 07:11:12 AM you were smoking a joint?
Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: stroh on July 02, 2008, 07:14:07 AM cookin' a heater. Mickey Spillane much? If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Clive on July 02, 2008, 07:55:39 AM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: gleek on July 02, 2008, 07:58:02 AM That button must have that new anti-*vagina* sensor.
Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: stroh on July 02, 2008, 07:58:31 AM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? I never press the button for the door here at work. O/W I always use the Star Trek sliders at Target and Wal-Mart. I feel I'm owed. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Aske on July 02, 2008, 08:27:06 AM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: spacey on July 02, 2008, 08:27:48 AM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: stroh on July 02, 2008, 08:30:10 AM I also supply my own whoosh sound like the guy from Spaceballs.
Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: birdymaker on July 02, 2008, 08:34:38 AM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them. :watchingyou: Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Clive on July 02, 2008, 12:15:22 PM I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them. Well, do you realize how hard it is to juggle that door while navigating your motorized luggage through it?Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: hobbit on July 02, 2008, 12:17:47 PM Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? :raisehand: Too slow, I can make my own whooosh sound, etc. ymmv. We do have a door in my building that is auto-only though - sigh. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: twoiron on July 02, 2008, 02:36:11 PM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers. Do you avoid knobs as well?? Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Clive on July 02, 2008, 02:37:20 PM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 02, 2008, 06:27:08 PM especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers. Is there a list or some sort of subscription? I'm always the last to know about this sort of *feces*. Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: twoiron on July 02, 2008, 06:42:49 PM If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know. We take it as read.Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened? Dude!!, that's cold!! Title: Re: I don't Care Who You Are....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 04, 2008, 06:46:32 AM |