Title: Women"s Personal Ads
Post by: Jules on April 18, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish..............................49
Adventurous.....................Slept with all your friends
Athletic............................No boobs
Average looking.................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure..............On medication
Feminist............................Fat
Free spirit..........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former *trollop*
Fun..................................Annoying
Gentle..............................Dull
New Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.....................Desperate
Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Poet.................................Depressive
Professional.......................Bitch
Romantic...........................Frigid
Voluptuous........................Very Fat
Large frame.......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate................Stalker
Widow..............................Murderer
Title: Re: Women"s Personal Ads
Post by: Aske on April 18, 2008, 03:09:07 PM
so what does your add look like jules?
Title: Re: Women"s Personal Ads
Post by: Jules on April 18, 2008, 03:10:36 PM
Aske, everysingle word there describes me. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Women"s Personal Ads
Post by: stroh on April 18, 2008, 03:12:09 PM
LMAO! That was awesome. ;D +1
Title: Re: Women"s Personal Ads
Post by: 1puttpar on April 18, 2008, 07:46:15 PM
+1 from me as well.
Priceless.
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