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Title: Crab Lice Help
Post by: dystopia on October 23, 2007, 01:16:26 PM


Dutch museum hunts elusive crab lice
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071019/ap_on_he_me/odd_netherlands_crab_hunt_1
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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A Dutch museum said Friday it is having trouble getting its hands on a parasite that just about everybody else is anxious to avoid: crabs.

The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.

The donor's anonymity, said curator Kees Moeliker, is guaranteed.

"We have over 300,000 species represented in our collection," he said. "Even though most of them are not on display, that doesn't mean small, unpopular insects are less important scientifically."

Moeliker said he began hunting in earnest for the species, also known as "pubic lice," last year after reading an article published by British doctors in the June issue of the journal of ****ually Transmitted Infections.

The article, titled "Did the Brazilian Kill the Pubic Louse?" found that crabs rates had fallen first in women, and several years later in men in Leeds. The authors hypothesized that the bikini wax known as "The Brazilian" that removes all or most pubic hair, might be to blame.

"When the bamboo forests that the Giant Panda lives in were cut down, the bear became threatened with extinction. Pubic lice can't live without pubic hair," Moeliker said.
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Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Fuzzy on October 23, 2007, 01:20:10 PM


Bamboo forests are to Giant Pandas as pubic hair is to crab lice.

Ling-ling surrenders.



Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: stegerman on October 23, 2007, 01:22:51 PM
Why don't they just give Britney, Paris or Lindsey a call?


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: JDerion on October 23, 2007, 01:26:36 PM
blader is patient zero.


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Jules on October 23, 2007, 01:29:47 PM
I was just thinking, that Blader would be able to help them out someway!!

You know, with all his jungle-love projects, etc etc!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: dystopia on October 23, 2007, 01:29:58 PM
(http://www.golfhos.com/images/bladersignal.jpg)


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Teed on October 23, 2007, 01:30:45 PM
The Hose knows!


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Blader on October 23, 2007, 02:28:18 PM
you called?


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Jules on October 23, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
you called?

It was just a matter of time!!!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Spanky on October 23, 2007, 04:10:14 PM
Why don't they just give Britney, Paris or Lindsey a call?
They all shave, proof is in the pictures.


Title: Re: Crab Lice Help
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 23, 2007, 06:34:03 PM
(http://www.golfhos.com/images/bladersignal.jpg)

LOL.  +1.