GolfHos

Are either of these any of you guys?  Any guesses as to who's behind each of them?

No idea. They're both enormous wastes of bandwidth though. (Xipo could easily be Ringer, trying to jump on the kosovogolfer bandwagon, an doing a poor job of it. Kind of like when he was trying to copy blader's fake corporation gig.)

And I'm the one who keeps getting posts deleted by FGIMarshal.  [sm_bs]

No clue on either. Thehose is insufferably lame, and xipo is definitely a poor kosovogolfer imitation. Make a list of the guys who think they're funny but aren't funny. It's probably one of them.

I can't figure out theHose.  He keeps talking about bowling and once referenced a bowling forum.  I thought it might be someone from over there, who's not a regular FGIer, but jumped on since there are some members common to both forums (sawbones, fufu, etc.)

Here's two odd links:
TheNewHose
http://www.allbowling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4477&highlight=thehose (http://www.allbowling.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4477&highlight=thehose)
TheHose'sMomma
http://www.allbowling.com/forum/member.php?u=438 (http://www.allbowling.com/forum/member.php?u=438)

The dates go back pretty far, so I'm guessing theHose isn't a regular FGIer screwing around.

As for Xipo, it's funny you said that, spaceage, I also thought it might be Ringer.

As you said, he was imitating blader for a while with the corporation thing, and before that, he had a phase where he was starting unlabeled link threads just like Aske.

And the time when Darkside was doing his "I'm FGIMarshal" posts, Ringer followed up with his "Do you think FGImarshal is me?" thread.

join me in the fgimarshal  made me leave club
 :D

Getting very close.

 [sm_mob]

Actually, it's not the FGIMarshal so much as the rapid influx of *8==>*heads and weenies, not to mention the ones who were already there seem to be getting worse (or maybe my patience with them is just running out).

There are a couple of people there who I really like, and I'd miss the swap shop, so I'm torn.

so you don't like weenies?
 [sm_shaking]

Definitely a very poor Dolf copycat.  I don't know who.
I went back and re-read all of the Xipo posts in chron. order. 
The progression is obvious. The first post isn't close, in style, to the last;  with a couple in the middle being basically Yoda quotes.(Uh, NO. ;))
The pic posted in the Hops thread is the most out of charachter, and prob points to the leading candidate.

I have to be honest though.  The Hose has me stumped.  Some of the sh1t is kinda funny. ;D

That place actually has been a little better in the last week or so.  There's still a lot of goodwill there (fgi ryder cup/swapshop), so I'm not leaving it completely.

I bet that the place could even return to its glory days over time, but it would be a difficult process and would require some pruning.  The thing that bugs me the most is that the people running it no longer seem interested in what's going on or any of the site's problems.

He likes me, he really likes me............I know I'm not one of the weenies or *8==>*heads because I am an asshat. So you must really like me.

Dammit! Who let you in here?  [sm_cussing]

FIGMarshall referred me.

 [sm_stir]

anyways, sounds like I should be glad I'm out
 8)

Any guesses who's behind FGIMarshal?

I think one of the people is genikopti, I'm not sure of the other. [sm_dontknow]

Agree, 'cept I figured there was only one.

Based upon my proprietary analytical "Not at all funny while trying so hard to be extremely funny" software, I think they're all Ringer.

Or an incredibly outstanding and extremely accurate but still not funny imitation of Ringer.

Which is probably the most frightening scenario of them all.

 :o :o, frigthening, indeed

Welcome, comrade.

post script

I recieved a forwarded email from an ex-congressman.  Obscure, as it seems, I must agree, the Twins did suck, and deserved their fate.

See, I knew you all were a bunch of commies.  [sm_mob]

wahhahahahhaha