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Title: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: 1puttpar on April 27, 2007, 10:12:19 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070426/ap_on_fe_st/drunken_golfers;_ylt=AqXWdulEZPe_vhIP6uCssoEuQE4F


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: dystopia on April 27, 2007, 11:31:13 AM
That's funny, the house was on the 18th hole.  Sometimes you've gotta go.

I also wonder about the drinking aspect. Most people that I play with don't drink alcohol on the course, but will pee without hesitation on a course.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: TFT on April 27, 2007, 11:36:22 AM
"On the face of this, it's funny. But when you think about it, it's extremely dangerous. They're going to get in their car and drive off drunk."

At least they don't piss themselves in the car....


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: MFAWG on April 27, 2007, 12:07:48 PM

I also wonder about the drinking aspect. Most people that I play with don't drink alcohol on the course, but will pee without hesitation on a course.

I'm proud to say that I do BOTH, and without hesitation.

I'm also easy to find: Just look for the cloud of Marlboro smoke.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: Walfredo on April 27, 2007, 12:37:49 PM
I saw the news story.  It looked to me like they were pissing on the course and not her yard. She could just see them doing it.  Bitch should move it she can't handle it IMO. 


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: worst_golfer_ever on April 27, 2007, 02:02:36 PM
If it were my house, I'd be pretty annoyed too.  (Same if people kept peeing on the sidewalk in front of my house)  A lot of people buy golf course property for the pretty view - seems like these guys are ruining things.

And, if I were the golf course owner/manager, I'd be pretty annoyed.  A lot of these courses have strict dress codes to try and make play more enjoyable for others.  I can't imagine that encouraging folks to use the course as a bathroom contributes to the enjoyment of others.

And, the article states that there's a bathroom on the 16th.  So, seriously, if these guys can't hold it for 2 holes, they've got some medical problems, and probably need some astronaut diapers.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: stegerman on April 27, 2007, 02:15:27 PM
She should accomodate whatever ridiculous behavior anyone wants to do, even if it's illegal. ::)


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: Jules on April 27, 2007, 02:42:56 PM
The guys I play with, spend their whole day "standing near a tree", I think it has something to do with the large amount's of beer that they drink!!!! ;) ;)
It dosen't worry me!!!!


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: Walfredo on April 27, 2007, 02:43:54 PM
She should accomodate whatever ridiculous behavior anyone wants to do, even if it's illegal. ::)
So you never pee on the golf course?


If I got to go I'll go but I wouldn't do that close to someone's house.  That is wrong.  But what can she do since they are on the golf course not her property?


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: TFT on April 27, 2007, 06:35:20 PM
She should accomodate whatever ridiculous behavior anyone wants to do, even if it's illegal. ::)
So you never pee on the golf course?


If I got to go I'll go but I wouldn't do that close to someone's house.  That is wrong.  But what can she do since they are on the golf course not her property?

She can get a video camera so she can get close ups of it, since you asked.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: Clive on April 27, 2007, 10:45:28 PM
But what can she do since they are on the golf course not her property?
Plant lots of poison ivy right on the property line.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: stegerman on April 27, 2007, 11:01:23 PM
She should accomodate whatever ridiculous behavior anyone wants to do, even if it's illegal. ::)
So you never pee on the golf course?


If I got to go I'll go but I wouldn't do that close to someone's house.  That is wrong.  But what can she do since they are on the golf course not her property?

Honestly? I haven't. I might consider it under dire circumstances if it was a course in the middle of nowhere. But not right next to someone's yard.


Title: Re: Who says you have to be drunk to pee?
Post by: birdymaker on April 28, 2007, 04:39:02 AM
here in michigan, that will get you a permanent seat on the **** offenders list. ;)

just like the dude in the raincoat. ;D