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Title: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: dystopia on January 12, 2010, 05:38:33 PM
wtf?  I just heard this on the radio.

Kiffin to USC?
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/huskyfootballblog/2010775870_kiffin_back_to_pac-10.html


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: dystopia on January 12, 2010, 05:39:51 PM
Wow.  confirmed at espn.

Thanks for everything, Tennessee. [sm_shock]


http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=4820737
Tennessee's Lane Kiffin has agreed in principle to become the next head coach at Southern California, sources close to the situation told ESPN.com's Chris Low on Tuesday.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: Blader on January 12, 2010, 06:05:31 PM
lol

great move....he didn't fit in down here

you can take the boy out of california, but you can't take the california out of the boy


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: birdymaker on January 12, 2010, 06:10:37 PM
Good luck trying to fill Carroll's while on probation and not having the advantage of cheating like Pete did.  ;)


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: MFAWG on January 12, 2010, 06:55:23 PM
Man, this WHOLE thing has such epic fail written all over it that even the local sports shock jocks recognize the stench!


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: MFAWG on January 13, 2010, 08:11:00 AM
No wonder Tennesee fans are pissed!

http://sports.popcrunch.com/i-would-do-layla-kiffin/

 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: Blader on January 13, 2010, 08:42:11 AM
I'm really going to miss him down here in SEC-land.  He was going to be a lot of fun.  He is just one of those guys that that attention finds in the way flies always discover a *feces* pile. 

My prediction is he crashes and burns at SC. 


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: Walfredo on January 13, 2010, 09:26:40 AM
Anyone can be successful at USC.  Weak Pac 10 schedule.  And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up.  Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach.  Enjoy.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: Walfredo on January 13, 2010, 09:30:22 AM
Didn't mean to sound all racisty.  Change last sentence to:  Don't go South, the Money is North by NW and the beach is West.  Enjoy.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: stroh on January 13, 2010, 09:30:34 AM
Anyone can be successful at USC.  Weak Pac 10 schedule.  And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up.  Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach.  Enjoy.

Sounds a lot like doing MR in Palm Springs.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: dystopia on January 13, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
Random thoughts about Lane Kiffin:

- In hindsight, now Al Davis looks like the good guy in their past shenanigans, which is not an easy feat.

- He must be incredible in an interview because he seems like an ass every time I see him on TV.  He's definitely a world class bridge burner.  I've burned some bridges at past jobs, but Kiffin cuts quite a swath of destruction in his wake.  He now has the entire state of Tennessee pissed at him to go along with the Raider nation.

- I was shocked when he got the Raiders job, once again when he got the Tennessee gig, and, finally, that he's going to USC.  Clearly I am underestimating this guy.  So I will now make the prediction that he leaves USC in a year to take the Dallas Cowboys head coach spot or a seat in the Senate.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: gleek on January 13, 2010, 08:15:13 PM
Anyone can be successful at USC.  Weak Pac 10 schedule.  And all you have to do is ask recruits if they want to play in LA, live in a palatial estate with walls surrounding it full of beautiful women and play in the BCS every year if you basically show up.  Oh and head south for the crack and north for the cocaine and white girls and west for the beach.  Enjoy.

jGQ-ISsDm8M


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: Spanky on January 14, 2010, 09:55:55 AM
So I will now make the prediction that he leaves USC in a year to take the Dallas Cowboys head coach spot or a seat in the Senate.

Good thing I know you suck at predictions.


Title: Re: Lane Kiffin to coach USC
Post by: birdymaker on January 14, 2010, 10:05:53 AM
Hilarious read on kiffin [sm_rolling]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/with-this-kind-of-spin-kiffin-will-be-just-fine