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Title: Element 21 Space Station Post by: dystopia on November 10, 2006, 06:02:58 PM E21 Golf Company Space Shot: 3 Days or 3 Years in Orbit http://www.redorbit.com/news/space/726894/e21_golf_company_space_shot_3_days_or_3_years/index.html?source=r_space Quote Element 21 Golf Company ("E21") (OTCBB: EGLF) & (FRANKFURT: BJQ) reported new analysis of the trajectory for its golf ball which will be hit off the International Space Station, some 360 miles above the Earth, this coming Thanksgiving Day by cosmonaut Mikhail Tyurin. Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: Uisce Beatha on November 10, 2006, 06:51:02 PM Russian golfers? There's no hunt in that dog. I bet he shanks it right into NE Tasmania.
Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: Aske on November 10, 2006, 07:39:33 PM Russian golfers? There's no hunt in that dog. I bet he shanks it right into NE Tasmania. in russia ball golfs you. Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: spacey on November 10, 2006, 09:21:06 PM Russian golfers? There's no hunt in that dog. I bet he shanks it right into NE Tasmania. in russia ball golfs you. Holy crap!!! A Yakov Smirnoff reference!?! 1986 is on the phone and, well, you know the rest.... Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: Aske on November 11, 2006, 06:10:41 AM 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: dystopia on November 20, 2006, 02:25:53 PM This company cracks me up for some reason. I just can't look away. The space station stunt is pretty clever and they're definitely getting a lot of attention because of it.
Check out this press release. I can't tell if it's satire or serious, but either way, the writing is brilliant: E21 Golf Company Equipment Now Available at Golfrumors.com http://biz.yahoo.com/iw/061120/0186795.html Quote For frequent players, the Company's unique Shockblok™ technology will protect the body of a golfer from impact of shots 270% better than steel shafts, while delivering crystal clear contact signature as well as improved distance of about 9 yards per club and lowering dispersion by 50%. All data has been independently tested and verified. And, here's the description of the E21 putter: http://golfrumors.com/bt/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=68 Quote (http://golfrumors.com/bt/ProdImages/3big.jpg) • Hydrofoil Cavity TM principles • Water collects up around the cavity • Slightly pressurizing and closing off air inside the cavity • The putter rides on the rolling water surface that beads up around cavity • The surface friction is minimal as the air pressure in a closed cavity keeps the putter suspended. • Uniform swing speed creates perfect “frictionless” pendulum • Scandium shaft for unadulterated ball signature and transfer of energy E21 irons: Quote • Encapsulated Jet Fighter cavity back design • High recoil liquid polymer packed cavity • Ripple Free Quiet contact with highest energy transfer coefficient • Customizable COG (centre of gravity) and swing weight • CST ( Contact Signature Tuned) to scandium Eagle One shaft Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: sirboy2001 on November 21, 2006, 12:08:37 PM Russian golfers? There's no hunt in that dog. I bet he shanks it right into NE Tasmania. or shank it into the space station creating a big hole causing the station to lose orbit and come firing back down to Earth in a ball of flame destroying.... Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: twoiron on November 21, 2006, 07:13:51 PM ??? naturally??
Title: Re: Element 21 Space Station Post by: Aske on November 24, 2006, 12:44:19 PM ???
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