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Title: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: MFAWG on July 31, 2008, 05:37:59 PM On my ManCard for this little piece of work:
Last night I decided to finish the last 6 or 7 of the $8.99 case o' beer (and yes, it did taste REMARKABLY like cat urine). Between beers and 4 and 6 or 7, I changed the oil in The Redneckmobile. In my apartment parking lot (STRICTLY and specifically forbidden). In the dark. Didn't lose a drop, either. Spot looks as clean as a whistle, waste oil emptied on the way to work in a proper receptacle. Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: Clive on July 31, 2008, 05:56:11 PM Based on what you've posted: 750.
For bonus points, describe (a) your attire during the oil change; (b) how you opened the bottles; (c) what music you had blaring from your Rednickmobile's radio during the oil change; and (d) how many times your wife adjusted her tube top while she sat on the quarter-panel and harangued you about some floozy that you clearly were checking out the other night at the bar. Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: Fuzzy on July 31, 2008, 06:04:22 PM Nicely done.
I'll go a bit higher than Clive due to the fact you weren't sure what beer you were on when the oil change was finished but he raises a good point about some of the details. 807. Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: tdcoly on July 31, 2008, 06:10:15 PM Umm, if this is still that Olds Omega or whatever it was, you get 900. ;D
(Shoulda tubbed it.) Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: MFAWG on July 31, 2008, 06:17:39 PM Quote (a) your attire during the oil change Carhart work pants (the double kneekind with all the pockets and painters loop), work t shirt with company logo(sleeves on) Quote (b) how you opened the bottles; Bottles? Don't need no stinkin' bottles! Poptop cans. Quote what music you had blaring from your Rednickmobile's radio during the oil change; It was either Ramones, or local indy rock station. Quote (d) how many times your wife adjusted her tube top No wife, and Spuzz wasn't there either. Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: Spanky on July 31, 2008, 08:07:21 PM If you have to ask, you get nothing.
Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 31, 2008, 08:10:39 PM WTF? Don't you work in a garage?
Next thing you know stroh will be scoring his free radiation by way of a microwave oven and 23 refrigerator magnets. Title: Re: How many bonus miles do I get... Post by: twoiron on July 31, 2008, 08:13:38 PM On my ManCard for this little piece of work: Last night I decided to finish the last 6 or 7 of the $8.99 case o' beer (and yes, it did taste REMARKABLY like cat urine). [sm_thankyou] |