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Title: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 02, 2007, 09:12:52 PM I smell good right now. Trying some Axe deodorant/anti-perspirant these days. It's been about 16-17 hours since application and damn! I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: spacey on January 02, 2007, 09:14:10 PM Did you put any on your junk? I'd guess, solely by the advertisements, that is the primary area for which it is designed.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 02, 2007, 09:15:41 PM Front and back. Was that wrong? They didn't have any pictures on the deodorant or their website, so I was flying blind.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: TFT on January 02, 2007, 09:36:48 PM Every little helps.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Eagleone on January 03, 2007, 01:45:19 AM I'm sure those around you are much apprecitive.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Jules on January 03, 2007, 03:26:50 AM Clive, I hope the axe isn't stopping the phermones!!!! :o
If you know what I mean!!! ;) You still have to make sure MrsClive is happy!!! ;D ;D Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 03, 2007, 06:06:07 AM Clive, I hope the axe isn't stopping the phermones!!!! :o No worries. I got her a stick of it, too. She goes into the bathroom to apply it. My wife's pretty shy and also pretty thorough, so she stays in there for like 20 minutes. I can tell she likes the stuff by the moaning, although I haven't yet figured out what the buzzing sound is. Still, she smells nice and she's happy, so I can't complain.If you know what I mean!!! ;) You still have to make sure MrsClive is happy!!! ;D ;D Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Puttnfool on January 03, 2007, 06:41:33 AM Clive, I hope the axe isn't stopping the phermones!!!! :o No worries. I got her a stick of it, too. She goes into the bathroom to apply it. My wife's pretty shy and also pretty thorough, so she stays in there for like 20 minutes. I can tell she likes the stuff by the moaning, although I haven't yet figured out what the buzzing sound is. Still, she smells nice and she's happy, so I can't complain.If you know what I mean!!! ;) You still have to make sure MrsClive is happy!!! ;D ;D Well, not everyone applies while standing in the driveway. Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 03, 2007, 06:51:09 AM Well, not everyone applies while standing in the driveway. Ignorant savages.Sorry, wrong poster. Let's go with: Aske applies deodorant in his driveway. I have no problem with the boy, and I wouldn't push him in front of a moving bus ... but I wouldn't push him out of the way of a moving bus, either. Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: spacey on January 03, 2007, 06:54:41 AM Well, not everyone applies while standing in the driveway. Ignorant savages.Sorry, wrong poster. Let's go with: Aske applies deodorant in his driveway. I have no problem with the boy, and I wouldn't push him in front of a moving bus ... but I wouldn't push him out of the way of a moving bus, either. Yes, but would you piss on him if he were on fire? Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 03, 2007, 07:00:06 AM Yes, but would you piss on him if he were on fire? No, but that's only because I have trouble pissing in public. Can't be too careful about other dudes seeing my junk, what with all the homos running around out there.And the junk does smell pretty good, just to bring us back on-topic. Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Teed on January 03, 2007, 07:24:35 AM TMI.
You two get a room and find out who's junk smells the best. Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Clive on January 03, 2007, 07:29:46 AM Teed, any suggestions for the panel of junk-scent experts we should assemble? We could probably work up small honoraria, if need be. Whatever that means.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: Teed on January 03, 2007, 08:08:37 AM Ask Porkchop. I'm sure he has some Hotties in mind.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: spacey on January 03, 2007, 09:04:31 AM I ran out of my manly-man soap (musk scented borax and lye) so I had to use Laura's pomegranate/ mango shower gel today. While I'm having difficulty getting my face into the proper position to check, I'm thinking my junk smells quite nice, if not a little fruity (shut up), today. I asked a coworker to check, but she just mumbled something about HR, and stormed off down the hall. I don't understand some people.
Title: Re: Relevant To Nothing ... Post by: stroh on January 03, 2007, 10:26:59 AM Yes, but would you piss on him if he were on fire? He would complain about technique. |