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Title: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 12, 2007, 10:38:39 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7041961.stm

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The Dutch government is banning the sale of all magic mushrooms after a series of high-profile incidents involving tourists who had taken them.

Calls for a re-evaluation of the drug grew after a 17-year-old French girl jumped from a building after eating magic mushrooms during a school trip to Amsterdam in March.

Other incidents involving the drug have included an Icelandic tourist jumping from a balcony and breaking both legs and a Danish tourist driving his car wildly through a camping ground, narrowly missing sleeping campers.

Tourists.   ::)


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Walfredo on October 12, 2007, 11:03:38 AM
And the mushrooms they sell legally in the shoppes are pretty weak really.  *goshdarn* candy ass lightweights. 


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: MFAWG on October 12, 2007, 11:51:43 AM
Who the hell drives a car on mushrooms?

Even Mr. Mackey knows how to handle hoobies:

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Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Aske on October 12, 2007, 12:36:07 PM
the snozberries surrender


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 12, 2007, 01:51:37 PM
Who the hell drives a car on mushrooms?

Who the hell climbs down the steep side of Suicide Rock on mushrooms?

Never mind.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Seamus on October 12, 2007, 01:52:33 PM
Who the hell ever drove a car on mushrooms?
:raisehand:

Those were the days.

Dave...Dave.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: stroh on October 12, 2007, 02:14:03 PM
Karen drove.  I sat in the passenger seat giggling mas ass off.

We don't speak of it.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: campy on October 12, 2007, 02:15:45 PM
Someone drove.  I sat in the passenger seat gagging mas ass off.

I rarely don't speak of it.

Fixed to reflect my experiences.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Walfredo on October 12, 2007, 02:21:50 PM
Nothing quite like the hum of the car while sunlight creeps through the trees that melt over the traffic lights on a fall day.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 12, 2007, 02:26:28 PM
Nothing quite like the hum of the car while sunlight creeps through the trees that melt over the traffic lights on a fall day.

Salvador Dali was a 'shroom freak, no doubt.

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Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: spacey on October 12, 2007, 03:15:50 PM
Never having been an aficionado of controlled substance, though not one in my younger days to turn down really good weed when offered, mushrooms are the one hallucinogenic I always said I would have tried had the opportunity presented itself. I am sad to report that the opportunity never arose. I can't possibly imagine a scenario in my current life in which the opportunity would present itself, though I might still find myself tempted should occasion arise. The fact, however, that I am subject to random drug screening, coupled with the fact that I really feel like I'm too old for that *feces*, seems to indicate to me that my dabbles in illicit substance experimentation came to an end nearly a decade ago.

My drug of choice is treated nearly like a controlled substance in the great state of Utah, but we're not there yet. When bourbon is outlawed in utah, only outlaws will have bourbon. Yippekayay motherhugger.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 12, 2007, 03:23:07 PM
You're much too erudite for 'shrooms.

I'd consider you more of a Jimson weed man.


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: stroh on October 12, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
You're much to erudite for 'shrooms.


Yeah, chewie!

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Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: campy on October 12, 2007, 03:29:15 PM
Never having been an aficionado of controlled substance, though not one in my younger days to turn down really good weed when offered, mushrooms are the one hallucinogenic I always said I would have tried had the opportunity presented itself. I am sad to report that the opportunity never arose. I can't possibly imagine a scenario in my current life in which the opportunity would present itself, though I might still find myself tempted should occasion arise. The fact, however, that I am subject to random drug screening, coupled with the fact that I really feel like I'm too old for that *feces*, seems to indicate to me that my dabbles in illicit substance experimentation came to an end nearly a decade ago.

My drug of choice is treated nearly like a controlled substance in the great state of Utah, but we're not there yet. When bourbon is outlawed in utah, only outlaws will have bourbon. Yippekayay motherhugger.

Guilt free shroom use:
Find a field full of cows, preferably Holsteins...find the driest pile of *feces* you can and ingest, wash it down with a PBR.  Start gagging uncontrollably and pretend you are having a good time. 


Title: Re: No Hoobies for Hans
Post by: spacey on October 12, 2007, 04:44:10 PM
You're much too erudite for 'shrooms.

I'd consider you more of a Jimson weed man.
Any substance in which an effective dose is almost equivalent to a lethal dose isn't really my bag.