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Title: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: MFAWG on February 19, 2007, 03:03:25 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070219/pl_nm/newjersey_gay_union_dc;_ylt=Al9cbd0hpNkqoVNZlir9N5Ea.3QA


New Jersey gays make midnight dash for civil unions


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TEANECK, New Jersey (Reuters) - Steven Goldstein and Daniel Gross were among the first gay couples in New Jersey to be joined together in a civil union on Monday as a state law granting marriage rights to same-**** partners took effect at midnight.


(http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20070219/2007_02_19t020603_450x338_us_newjersey_gay_union.jpg?x=380&y=285&sig=nr_9i1IAixVggzjgVSQUpw--)




Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: JDerion on February 19, 2007, 06:51:35 AM
For some reason my marriage started feeling meaningless, yet attacked, at midnight last night. Now it all makes sense. On the bright side, I've really been wanting to marry a dog lately, so clearly that should be legal within the next week or two. Unless, of course, I catch the gay by then.

(BTW, I have met the guy on the left. He's real active in pushing the gay agenda in the State. Come to think of it, he's kind of cute. Dude, I feel kind of strange and I have a strange compulsion to go shopping. Is there a Judy Garland Myspace page? If not someone should start one, and that someone should be ME! Oh my God! What am I wearing?!?!? What was I thinking when I picked these shoes?? Ok, I have to run and change. I can't let anyone see me like this! Ta ta for now!)


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: MFAWG on February 19, 2007, 07:30:23 AM
If the Libruls have their way, you can practice polygamy and marry the guy AND a dog!!!!!

Think how happy you'll be!


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Aske on February 19, 2007, 08:11:16 AM
If the Libruls have their way, you can practice polygamy and marry the guy AND a dog!!!!!

Think how happy you'll be!


you forgot kids


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: spacey on February 19, 2007, 08:18:21 AM
Luckily Utah has a constitutional ban on gay marriage, civil unions, or whatever other unholy alliance teh gays and liberals and gay liberals and liberal gays will come up with to threaten the sanctity of my marriage. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: fisherking on February 19, 2007, 09:06:53 AM
Luckily Utah has a constitutional ban on gay marriage, civil unions, or whatever other unholy alliance teh gays and liberals and gay liberals and liberal gays will come up with to threaten the sanctity of my marriage. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.
Thank God! :glasses:


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: BobA on February 19, 2007, 09:13:11 AM
Gays and lesbians getting married!? Haven't they suffered enough?  :-\


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Seamus on February 19, 2007, 09:21:19 AM
Gays and lesbians getting married!? Haven't they suffered enough?  :-\
I almost never give karma. You get karma!  ;D


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Dunk on February 19, 2007, 12:22:14 PM
Gays and lesbians getting married!? Haven't they suffered enough?  :-\
HAH!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Jules on February 19, 2007, 12:44:53 PM
For some reason my marriage started feeling meaningless, yet attacked, at midnight last night. Now it all makes sense. On the bright side, I've really been wanting to marry a dog lately, so clearly that should be legal within the next week or two. Unless, of course, I catch the gay by then.

(BTW, I have met the guy on the left. He's real active in pushing the gay agenda in the State. Come to think of it, he's kind of cute. Dude, I feel kind of strange and I have a strange compulsion to go shopping. Is there a Judy Garland Myspace page? If not someone should start one, and that someone should be ME! Oh my God! What am I wearing?!?!? What was I thinking when I picked these shoes?? Ok, I have to run and change. I can't let anyone see me like this! Ta ta for now!)
JDerion, how did you meet him????
What line of work are you in?


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: JDerion on February 19, 2007, 01:06:11 PM
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JDerion, how did you meet him????

At a dong sucking contest.

Also, he's the Chair of http://www.gardenstateequality.org/index.html. If you are a communist, like I am, and you are active in the party and live in NJ, you're likely to run across Godless heathens like Steven Goldstein at one function or another.


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Jules on February 19, 2007, 11:12:44 PM
Quote from: wishicouldhit link=topic=2356.msg31314#msg31314
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JDerion, how did you meet him????

At a dong sucking contest.

Also, he's the Chair of http://www.gardenstateequality.org/index.html. If you are a communist, like I am, and you are active in the party and live in NJ, you're likely to run across Godless heathens like Steven Goldstein at one function or another.

I had no idea that you were an active communist!!!!!
I just thought that you were Blader's sparing mate, who was a really good dancer!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Clive on February 19, 2007, 11:19:05 PM
At a dong sucking contest.
What position did you come in?


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Jules on February 19, 2007, 11:33:10 PM
At a dong sucking contest.
What position did you come in?

Clive just remember he probably took steriods,(extra strong throat and toungue muscles),being a coummunist, just to win the contest!!!!!
Those commies will stop at nothing!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: Fuzzy on February 20, 2007, 01:10:24 AM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: TFT on February 20, 2007, 03:55:02 AM
At a dong sucking contest.
What position did you come in?

He brought up the rear.


Title: Re: Anybody seen JDerion?
Post by: JDerion on February 20, 2007, 06:41:44 AM
At a dong sucking contest.
What position did you come in?
Standing.