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Title: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Aske on March 27, 2007, 07:30:52 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070327/ap_on_sc/odd_monster_toad


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 27, 2007, 07:38:09 AM
There's an entire irony sub-genre there.  Kudzu, etc.


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: stroh on March 27, 2007, 09:04:57 AM
Well, he had a hell of a run.

"That was some wild ride!"
M. Toad


(http://mysite.verizon.net/scook0/toad/ToadAccentPortrait.jpg)


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: stegerman on March 27, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
Michigan J. Frog
1935-2007
(http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0007/5789/brand.gif)


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: TFT on March 27, 2007, 11:04:29 AM
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I dunno why she swallowed that fly, Perhaps she'll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider....


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 27, 2007, 01:47:45 PM
Toads/Frogs are interesting to dissect.


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: twoiron on March 27, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
Ahh yes the cane toad, fortunately they haven't made it down south yet.... "Whacking Day" is a foot...


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 27, 2007, 06:08:41 PM
Ahh yes the cane toad, fortunately they haven't made it down south yet.... "Whacking Day" is a foot...

Would you happen to know an approximate of the "average size" cane toad?


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: twoiron on March 27, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
The Cane Toad is very large, reaching an average length of 10–15 centimetres (4–6 in), and much longer in some cases. "Prinsen", a specimen kept as a pet in Sweden, is listed by the Guinness Book of Records as the largest recorded specimen, which weighed 2.65 kilograms (5.84 lb) and measured 38 centimetres (15 in) from snout to vent, or 54 centimetres (21 in) when fully extended.[2] A preserved specimen in the museum of Queensland was 24.1 centimetres (9.4 in) long 16.5 centimetres (6.5 in) wide and weighed 1.36 kg (3 lb).[3] They have a life expectancy of 10 to 15 years in the wild, and as long as 20 years in captivity.



Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 27, 2007, 06:13:31 PM
Wow!  Kewl facts. 


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: twoiron on March 27, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
Wow!  Kewl facts. 

LOL... don't thank me... thank Wikipedia...


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 27, 2007, 06:20:46 PM
Wow!  Kewl facts. 

LOL... don't thank me... thank Wikipedia...

lol!  :D


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: stroh on March 27, 2007, 06:24:36 PM
Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: twoiron on March 27, 2007, 06:37:02 PM
Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.

LOL... wishicouldhit would know all about licking cane toads, that's their favourite past time up north where she lives...


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Spanky on March 27, 2007, 07:02:33 PM
Meh.  They ain't the lickin' kind.

LOL... wishicouldhit would know all about licking cane toads, that's their favourite past time up north where she lives...
I thought it was play golf in the rain barefoot, in a white tee shirt, without a br....Oh wait. that's just my imagination. It's avil for 2.99 per min if you like


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Torpedo on March 27, 2007, 08:47:53 PM
Toads/Frogs are interesting to dissect.

That one was almost as tall as you though. ;D


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Walfredo on March 28, 2007, 07:37:43 AM

I'm not not licking toads.


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: stroh on March 28, 2007, 07:39:26 AM

I'm not not licking toads.

 [sm_thumbsup]  I searched for a bit, but couldn't find an image.


Title: Re: irony....... thy name is toad
Post by: Walfredo on March 28, 2007, 08:07:44 AM
Found one ;D

Perhaps my avatar. :-\