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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Clive on November 08, 2008, 01:09:07 PM



Title: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Clive on November 08, 2008, 01:09:07 PM
The family went to the Carolina Renaissance Festival (http://www.royalfaires.com/carolina/) today.  Surprisingly fun, even if you aren't an irredeemable nerd.  Food to eat, beer and lattes to drink, freaks to people-watch.  Did a little archery.  There were some jousting events, including catching rings with their lances (oh dear!) and ending with actual jousting, complete with a dude who inadvertently got knocked off his horse.  (You could tell the other one was staged, but this dude took a shot that skidded the wrong way off his shield and hammered him square in the chest -- you could hear the thump and his grunt, watch the unplanned dismount, and see the other dudes coming running to him.  Oof.)

(http://www.royalfaires.com/carolina/images/stories/entertainers/joust.jpg)

Relevant to this board, I wanted to mention the seemingly ubiquitous bosom present during the Renaissance.  I'm pretty sure the pestilence and shortened life expectancy are acceptable trade-offs, especially for one or two specific displays that insinuated themselves into my awareness, spousal proximity notwithstanding.


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Jules on November 08, 2008, 01:13:03 PM
So Clive, did you dress-up for the event. ;D


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Clive on November 08, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
Not intentionally.  It turns out that during the Renaissance, there were also a lot of gay jesters.


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Jules on November 08, 2008, 01:20:38 PM
So they had leather assless chaps during the Renaissance. ;D



Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Spanky on November 08, 2008, 01:50:08 PM

Relevant to this board, I wanted to mention the seemingly ubiquitous bosom present during the Renaissance.  I'm pretty sure the pestilence and shortened life expectancy are acceptable trade-offs, especially for one or two specific displays that insinuated themselves into my awareness, spousal proximity notwithstanding.
Pics?


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: stroh on November 08, 2008, 02:52:08 PM
You mentioned nothing about this in your weekend plans thread.


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Darla on November 08, 2008, 04:58:05 PM

Relevant to this board, I wanted to mention the seemingly ubiquitous bosom present during the Renaissance.  I'm pretty sure the pestilence and shortened life expectancy are acceptable trade-offs, especially for one or two specific displays that insinuated themselves into my awareness, spousal proximity notwithstanding.
Pics?

Spanky you and your damn request for pictures. If you have seen one haven't you seen them all........ 


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Spanky on November 08, 2008, 05:04:02 PM
I'm still curious. No pair are the same.


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: MFAWG on November 08, 2008, 05:06:42 PM

Relevant to this board, I wanted to mention the seemingly ubiquitous bosom present during the Renaissance.  I'm pretty sure the pestilence and shortened life expectancy are acceptable trade-offs, especially for one or two specific displays that insinuated themselves into my awareness, spousal proximity notwithstanding.
Pics?

Spanky you and your damn request for pictures. If you have seen one haven't you seen them all........ 


Are we talking boobies, or other parts?  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Jules on November 08, 2008, 05:07:30 PM
I'm still curious. No pair are as perfect and spectacular as yours my darling Darla..


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Spanky on November 08, 2008, 05:10:15 PM
I'm still curious. No pair are as perfect and spectacular as yours my darling Darla..
So when did you see Darla's *funbags*? They are nice aren't they?


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: gleek on November 08, 2008, 05:13:54 PM
I'm still curious. No pair are as perfect and spectacular as yours my darling Darla..
So when did you see Darla's *funbags*? They are nice aren't they?
Pics?


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Jules on November 08, 2008, 05:18:59 PM
Spanky, I was just trying to help you get out of trouble. ;D ;D

No leso golfhos fantasty's are happening today. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Clive on November 08, 2008, 06:03:17 PM
You mentioned nothing about this in your weekend plans thread.
It just kinda popped up suddenly.


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: stroh on November 08, 2008, 06:07:47 PM
You mentioned nothing about this in your weekend plans thread.
It just kinda popped up suddenly.

And sounds as if that theme were carried throughout the afternoon.

 ;)  (.)(.)   [sm_hump]


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Darla on November 08, 2008, 06:18:34 PM
You mentioned nothing about this in your weekend plans thread.
It just kinda popped up suddenly.
Popped up suddenly, I thought you boys learned how to control that.  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Renaissance Festival
Post by: Clive on November 08, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
(http://www.fruechteadam.com/img/Grapefruit.jpg)