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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: dystopia on May 20, 2008, 09:23:08 AM



Title: Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods
Post by: dystopia on May 20, 2008, 09:23:08 AM
Naked, lost airline pilot charged after search
http://www.pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1211252115282860.xml&coll=1
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Jeffrey Paul Bradford and Adrianna Grace Connor should have just gone back to their motel room Sunday night, according to Lower Swatara Twp. police.

Instead, Bradford, 24, a pilot for Pinnacle Airlines Inc., and Connor, a flight attendant for the airline, left Angies Diner on Eisenhower Boulevard and walked to nearby woods along Richardson Road.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

Bradford, of Moon Twp. in the Pittsburgh suburbs, wound up naked and wandering in the woods, triggering a search that involved a state police helicopter with body-heat-sensing gear, authorities said.
(more...)

Naked man, friend arrested after tryst
(w/ pics) [Penguins fan!]
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/05/pilot_flight_attendant_charged.html


Title: Re: Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods
Post by: Clive on May 20, 2008, 11:26:35 AM
Lost in the woods, huh?  You'd think there would have been something they could have used as a compass ...


Title: Re: Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods
Post by: stroh on May 20, 2008, 11:46:03 AM
Seems their moral one was absent.

I dunno.  Bear *feces*?


Title: Re: Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods
Post by: Jules on May 20, 2008, 11:55:23 AM
Yeah well, you can understand them wanting to go to the woods, as they are most probably sick to death of doing it up in the air. ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Why Don't We Do It In The...Woods
Post by: stroh on May 20, 2008, 12:04:15 PM
Otto!  FTW!

(http://www.myflightblog.com/images/autopilot.jpg)