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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on May 07, 2007, 03:46:55 PM



Title: caption this...
Post by: Aske on May 07, 2007, 03:46:55 PM
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/5332/angryqueenxg5.jpg


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Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 07, 2007, 04:05:35 PM
Ah George. Could we get on do you think? I want to get to the reception so I can get squiffy and seduce someone.


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Post by: twoiron on May 07, 2007, 04:14:02 PM
You know George, if this were a game of chess you'd have been pw3nd a long time ago, as the Queen beats everything... and besides you're an assclown..


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Post by: Seamus on May 07, 2007, 04:17:03 PM
I think she's trying to figure in her head what the *fudge* the standard deviation is on the par 4 holes at Royal St. Georges.


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Post by: Teed on May 07, 2007, 06:01:48 PM
If you don't get your hand off my a$$...I'm going to smack you silly.


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Post by: birdymaker on May 07, 2007, 06:08:17 PM
If you don't get your hand off my a$$...I'm going to smack you silly.

too late, someone already did.


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Post by: Art Vandelay on May 07, 2007, 06:45:53 PM
"You expect me to believe that Dodi Fayed was an al-Qaeda operative?"

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"That's all you're packin'?  You're no Bill Clinton."

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"I'm not fixing them up, George.  And furthermore, I don't want your daughters anywhere near my grandsons."


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Post by: twoiron on May 07, 2007, 07:09:58 PM
Mr Bush noted the Queen's long history of dealing with successive American governments, just barely stopping himself before dating her to 1776, the year the 13 British colonies declared their independence from Britain.

Elizabeth has occupied the British throne for 55 years and is 81.

"The American people are proud to welcome your majesty back to the United States, a nation you've come to know very well. After all you've dined with 10 US presidents. You've helped our nation celebrate its bicentennial in 17 ... in 1976," Mr Bush said.

"Wrong year," muttered the Queen.

Mr Bush looked at the Queen sheepishly. She peered back at him from beneath her black and white hat.

"She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child," Mr Bush said as the crowd burst into laughter.



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Post by: stroh on May 07, 2007, 07:46:10 PM
".........can't get fooled again."


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Post by: gleek on May 07, 2007, 08:14:42 PM
"Nucular? Is it possible for you to butcher the Queen's English any worse than you do?"


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Post by: fore-right on May 07, 2007, 08:29:54 PM
England. I'm the Queen of England... Great Britain? Eng... Oh bugger... You know, the country where they drink tea? Big Ben? Awww Christ... Where Benny Hill came from you twit!


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Post by: stegerman on May 08, 2007, 03:52:15 PM
Someone told me these glasses make me look like Cheney in drag. What do you think Georgy-poo?