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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 08:37:25 AM



Title: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 08:37:25 AM
Just sayin'.  8)


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: birdymaker on January 14, 2008, 09:27:48 AM
sure, just get arrested.  ;)


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: JDerion on January 14, 2008, 09:50:43 AM
Trying to find out if the expungement worked?


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: stroh on January 14, 2008, 09:55:12 AM
I wasn't aware Seamus was punge-worthy.


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 10:40:01 AM
sure, just get arrested.  ;)
Spoken like a true Lions fan.  ;D

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Trying to find out if the expungement worked?
+1
errr ummm I mean no, it's for a friend.



Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Spanky on January 14, 2008, 10:43:25 AM
I can answer from experience that yes you can.


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Clive on January 14, 2008, 01:54:07 PM
I was set to offer a not insubstantial body of advice, then I realized this thread wasn't about testicular self-examinations.


Even I don't do "background checks" on myself.  That's just wrong, dude.


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Blader on January 14, 2008, 02:19:53 PM
its wise, but not strictly necessary, to do it with some lubricant and gloves


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 03:57:08 PM
I can answer from experience that yes you can.
How?

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Even I don't do "background checks" on myself.  That's just wrong, dude.

Is it ever a good time to share my stories of Leavenworth...not today.

Honey...Hush.
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Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: golfer ray on January 14, 2008, 05:49:00 PM
Did you get so drunk you forgot what you did & you just want to make sure?


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: gleek on January 14, 2008, 06:19:47 PM
Just as you should request a credit report annually to make sure nobody's stolen your identity and monkeyed around with your credit, you should do a background check on yourself to make sure that:

- there isn't a warrant out for your arrest
- you aren't identified as a ****ual predator
- you aren't on the FBI's Most Wanted List
- you aren't blackballed from buffet restaurants


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 06:30:39 PM
Did you get so drunk you forgot what you did & you just want to make sure?
No I was not drunk but quite aware of my surroundings as I was handcuffed on the side of the road in the Arizona 110 degree sun, and I didn't leave the military on the best of terms. I have a job interview with the State in two days and would kinda like to know how bad it really looks.

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you should do a background check on yourself

So just google it and pay the $39.99 or whatever?


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: birdymaker on January 14, 2008, 06:42:23 PM
don't sweat it. if it hurts you it hurts you. nothing you can do about it at this point. apparently anything that happened in the 70's doesn't count. at least as far as mine is concerned.  :o ;)


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 14, 2008, 08:18:21 PM
don't sweat it. if it hurts you it hurts you. nothing you can do about it at this point. apparently anything that happened in the 70's doesn't count. at least as far as mine is concerned.  :o ;)
Good point...it is what it is huh.

Thanks all.


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Clive on January 14, 2008, 08:31:27 PM
don't sweat it. if it hurts you it hurts you. nothing you can do about it at this point.
Maybe he just wants to know how much he can "puff" in the interview.


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: stroh on January 15, 2008, 05:29:24 AM
Good luck Seamus.  I'm sure everything will be fine.

Keeping fingers crossed for you. :)


Title: Re: Can you do a background check on yourself?
Post by: Seamus on January 15, 2008, 08:20:28 AM
don't sweat it. if it hurts you it hurts you. nothing you can do about it at this point.
Maybe he just wants to know how much he can "puff" in the interview.

Did I mention the interview takes place at McNeil Island Correctional Facility (I think Manson did time there)? Besides puff doesn't enter my vocabulary anymore, it's one of those epiphanies you have as your standing handcuffed on the side of the road in the 110 degree Arizona desert, suddenly a little voice entered my head saying "y'know, might be time to make a change" I actually nodded my head and LOL'd.

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Keeping fingers crossed for you.

Thanks dude.  [sm_thumbsup2]