GolfHos

General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Blader on February 10, 2007, 05:48:23 PM



Title: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 10, 2007, 05:48:23 PM
I am at your disposal for the moment to address any or all of your inquiries. 

My only regret is that wishicouldhither is unavailable to partake in the festivities.

Please, take a position in line behind the tastefully decorated podium.....



Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 10, 2007, 05:56:25 PM
Are we only aloud to ask questions when you are around?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 10, 2007, 06:18:43 PM
I can't hear you, can you speak up please?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 10, 2007, 06:31:35 PM
lol - nice reply to my incorrect homonym!


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 10, 2007, 06:32:37 PM
[in slightly raised voice]
Are we only allowed to ask questions when you are around?
[/in slightly raised voice]


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 10, 2007, 06:46:22 PM
Good gracious me, No.  What a silly question you've asked?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 10, 2007, 07:28:01 PM
Well, I guess I figured it a question to ask since you were around for the moment to answer any inquiries.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: stroh on February 10, 2007, 07:29:06 PM
There is no executive washroom, is there?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 10, 2007, 07:30:34 PM
You couldn't be more wrong.  There IS an executive washroom and their ARE private washrooms for key executives who meet specific performance objectives and so forth


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: dystopia on February 10, 2007, 08:02:01 PM
I see that you just flooded GolfDope, and it looks like you're trying to get banned at FGI. [sm_dontknow]

How much have you had to drink tonight?



Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: campy on February 10, 2007, 08:04:30 PM
Which nip did you vote for?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: stroh on February 10, 2007, 08:49:10 PM
Your avocation?

One would have to assume, that as head CEO of a major, multi national conglomerate, you have oodles of free time.

With the admonition that there is indeed an executive washroom, and a, how do you say it? "key"  One may only assume that boredom sets in, and the blase` selections in the harem on a lazy Thursday afternoons with little entertainment in the main circus arena must leave you wanting an outlet to ply a trade.

From what little I have feigned interest in any of your offerings, I hear some themes recurring.......

Care to expound? 


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 07:51:41 AM
I see that you just flooded GolfDope, and it looks like you're trying to get banned at FGI. [sm_dontknow]

How much have you had to drink tonight?



 So "saying it like it is" is grounds for banishment?  I either missed that in the TOP or their moderators are more lame and humorless than we could possibly ever imagine!!

(Three or four Sweetwater IPA's...not a lot, it could be that, or it could be a bit of manic breakthrough )


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 07:54:02 AM
Your avocation?

One would have to assume, that as head CEO of a major, multi national conglomerate, you have oodles of free time.

With the admonition that there is indeed an executive washroom, and a, how do you say it? "key"  One may only assume that boredom sets in, and the blase` selections in the harem on a lazy Thursday afternoons with little entertainment in the main circus arena must leave you wanting an outlet to ply a trade.

From what little I have feigned interest in any of your offerings, I hear some themes recurring.......

Care to expound? 

Did you see Richard Branson's latest, his $25 million pledge to save the world from greenhouse gas emissions?

Avocationally, I guess it would be easiest to say that my life is not at all unlike his, but not exactly.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Jules on February 11, 2007, 12:30:06 PM
Blader, I am here, ready to partake in your festivities!!!!!!!and your not here!!!!!!! [sm_shock] :o ;D ;)
Bloody time-zones!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 08:00:42 PM
Shame...we are like two ships passing in the night, ships without working horns or warning lights or blinkers or any such stuff...Oh! what might could have been!!!


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: JDerion on February 11, 2007, 08:02:49 PM
at this point i think pretty much every aspect of blader's life is an open book. that's probably why this thread has bombed.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: spacey on February 11, 2007, 08:05:48 PM
Blader- How large is your endowment?


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 08:08:55 PM
Blader- How large is your endowment?

Quite large.  Big feet, you know.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 08:10:01 PM
at this point i think pretty much every aspect of blader's life is an open book. that's probably why this thread has bombed.

No, my opening lines of great novels game bombed.  I blame 'porky'


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 08:11:50 PM
Which nip did you vote for?

I voted for them all!!!
I didn't put a nip on the board I wouldn't want to do what one does with nips.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: spacey on February 11, 2007, 08:13:58 PM
FWIW, I still find Persimmons' nipples to be too saggy. Clive, on the other hand... rwwarrrwg.  ;) :drool:

That's right, bitches, batter up, 'n *feces*.


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Aske on February 11, 2007, 08:17:31 PM
what is the closed form solution of the general 6th order polynomial


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Blader on February 11, 2007, 08:28:25 PM
what is the closed form solution of the general 6th order polynomial

LOL!!!   Even the insane know what insane looks like!!


Title: Re: Do ask, pray tell.
Post by: Jules on February 11, 2007, 08:57:31 PM
FWIW, I still find Persimmons' nipples to be too saggy. Clive, on the other hand... rwwarrrwg.  ;) :drool:

That's right, bitches, batter up, 'n *feces*.

I remember a photo that Clive posted on fgi, and he had no shirt on, and green paint around his nipples, but the nipples were blurred out!!!!!!!!!!
How do you think, you could handle that!!!!!