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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on July 23, 2007, 09:58:16 AM



Title: sounds painful
Post by: Aske on July 23, 2007, 09:58:16 AM
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,22121401-5005961,00.html


Title: Re: sounds painful
Post by: gleek on July 23, 2007, 10:30:37 AM
Perforating your colon with a broken pool cue = "acupuncture"
Foster's = "beer"


Title: Re: sounds painful
Post by: hobbit on July 23, 2007, 10:52:01 AM
"...the trio ended up at the Village Green Tavern, east of Hobart, where the complainant crashed to the floor with his buttocks exposed while his friend ran around the pub in the nude."


Man - them Aussies know how to party  :fear:



"...used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus" :redcard:




Title: Re: sounds painful
Post by: gleek on July 23, 2007, 11:07:52 AM
"...used considerable force to thrust the cue into the man's anus" :redcard:

It's bit of a necessity when there's no foreplay.


Title: Re: sounds painful
Post by: twoiron on July 23, 2007, 04:48:29 PM
Hobart in Tasmania is generally not really considered part of Australia... they're a weird bunch down there all the same.  It's a long held belief that on the island of Tasmania there is only one family as brother/sister marriages are not uncommon, in fact there are a number of inhabitants that have two heads...


Title: Re: sounds painful
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 23, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
Hobart in Tasmania is generally not really considered part of Australia... they're a weird bunch down there all the same.  It's a long held belief that on the island of Tasmania there is only one family as brother/sister marriages are not uncommon, in fact there are a number of inhabitants that have two heads...

That's handy.  You can even stick one of your heads up your ass and shout warnings about incoming pool cues.