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Title: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: MFAWG on June 02, 2008, 09:37:29 PM
I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable.

Here's a couple of musical numbers...

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Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Clive on June 02, 2008, 09:59:09 PM
For the record, I was NOT the fop in the black velvet jacket.  Although I may have auditioned for the role.  Nay, nay, I was THE auditioner.  I was a superstar!  (Almost.)


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: MFAWG on June 02, 2008, 10:04:01 PM
I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:

'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!'

This thing was no mere B movie schlocker, either. It's credited with saving 20th Century Fox from bankruptcy....


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Clive on June 02, 2008, 10:41:08 PM
I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:

'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!'
'Ere this night does wane.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: spacey on June 03, 2008, 08:18:29 AM
Didn't Roger Ebert write that?


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Jules on June 03, 2008, 01:59:36 PM
Geez Mfawgie............I thought only Old Queen's would be sitting down watching "Valley of the Dolls" . :o :o :o :o :o ;) ;D



Nice to have you back. ;D





Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: spacey on June 03, 2008, 02:18:22 PM
Geez Mfawgie............I thought only Old Queen's would be sitting down watching "Valley of the Dolls" . :o :o :o :o :o ;) ;D


I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable.

They're rather different movies.  ;)


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Jules on June 03, 2008, 02:21:23 PM
Really.......I thought it Beyond Valley of the Dolls, would be a part 2 version of 1. :-[ :-[

Sorry Mfawgie.........If you didn't like "To Sir With Love", I was thinking how on earth can he watch "Valley of the Dolls". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: stroh on June 03, 2008, 02:37:27 PM

I recently watched Beyond the Valley of the Dolls on FCM, and I actually had to watch the damn thing twice, mostly because it was so unbelieveable.

They're rather different movies.  ;)
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I have to admit, I had never heard of either of those movies.

That was 10 minutes of Wiki I'll never get back.

What a bunch of garbage.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Blader on June 03, 2008, 02:54:08 PM
For the record, I was NOT the fop in the black velvet jacket.  Although I may have auditioned for the role.  Nay, nay, I was THE auditioner.  I was a superstar!  (Almost.)

BVD is a total hoot! 

One of the first really truly passionate lesbo scenes ever committed to the big screen, complete with a graphic but fully clothed mammary grab! 



Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Jules on June 03, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: spacey on June 03, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o

Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Blader on June 03, 2008, 03:19:52 PM
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o

It's not just girls we like watching...we'll watch technically not girl aliens do it, too

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/128029.html


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Fuzzy on June 03, 2008, 03:31:31 PM
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o

Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules.

Yes. 'Because it rules' is correct.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: MFAWG on June 03, 2008, 07:09:49 PM
I know you wanted to utter the immortal line:

'You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!!!!'
'Ere this night does wane.

This is my own thread and it's freaking me out!!!

Didn't Roger Ebert write that?

Yup, and he definitely wins the film critic as writer award. Rex Reed helped write Myra Breckenridge, which was part of what put Fox in the toilet in the first place.
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o

Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules.

Yes. 'Because it rules' is correct.

Judge for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kna4PTUDY


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Spanky on June 03, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
You get my vote, where do I sign?


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: gleek on June 03, 2008, 09:38:19 PM
Why do you boys love to see girls kissing each other so much. :o

Truly a question for the ages. But to give you the best answer I can: because it rules.

Yes. 'Because it rules' is correct.

Judge for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7kna4PTUDY

The one thing that rules more than girls kissing each other is girls kissing AND groping each other.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: spacey on June 03, 2008, 09:44:45 PM
Outstanding.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: Blader on June 04, 2008, 07:02:54 AM
I tried to tell you it was a good one.


Title: Re: Speaking of awesomely bad exploitation flicks...
Post by: MFAWG on June 04, 2008, 07:51:49 PM
That's not even CLOSE to the best part of the movie.