GolfHos

or I will defile your women until they scream to become Satan's concubines.

I know women who would call that a "good Saturday night." I believe all members of Golfhos.com should be granted moderator privileges. Could be a good time.

You've been reported. 

Consider yourself fortunate that it's all I can do for now.

If possible, I'd also appreciate a condescending email or PM detailing why you've reported me.

The day of atonement is nigh. 

I'd advise you to get your affairs in order if I thought it would do you any good.

He's a Scientologist.

Listen cowboy, you think you can waltz in here as a newbie and demand moderator status?  In the history of Golfhos it's been done one time.  Only JDerion has accomplished it.

My father worked with JDerion.  I knew JDerion, and let me tell you, you're no JDerion. [sm_soapbox]

 :o

ROFL. Sweet.  [sm_devil] [sm_headbang] :finger: [sm_buddies]

Dood Almighty!  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJrg4tz4jzU

 [sm_headbang]
"I'm a moderator"
"Heartbreaker"
"Love taker don't you mess around with me"
 [sm_headbang]

so which one of us should delete this thread?
 [sm_devil] ;)

I suspect that atleast one of us should NOT be a moderator, just to keep a little sanity in this place....

thanks for volunteering

I got my eye on you.  Devil boy.   ;)

Sanity is overrated.  I've been there.  It ain't all that. :tinfoil:

i've been mod  at forums that make this place look like   the paragon of discipline and refinement

Ok gentlemen, play nice or I'm going to have to ask you to leave....

   ;) ;D

And why exactly I am NOT a mod?
 ;D ;D ;D [sm_devil]

You,....  You have belonged to,......other....

Uh, forums?

You got screwed by the "one mod per household rule." Of course, we could put it to a vote who golfhos.com believes should have the authority...  [sm_devil]

:holysheep:

mwaha. ha. ha.

WTF?

It's bad enough that I'm allowed to join a club that would have blah blah blah, but one that has moderators that couldn't get pissed on whilst on fire is taking the chit biscuit.

I fooled a kid into eating a chit biscuit once.

Boy, was he dumb.

Holy chit biscuit.

I just realised that all the threads ever have moderator(s) in them.

Next we should have a synchronised swim team.

Which would be cooler.

By far.

Sounds cool. Who will choose the swimsuits?

You can choose them.

No vertical lines or chafing though, if you can avoid that.

I'm back!

I wasn't on the site much during my absence, except to check and see if the site was still running as well as appointing some temporary moderators while I was away. Since it was too hard to choose, I just picked the folks that responded to this thread at the time that I read it.

But now I've reset everything back to what it was before.  Being a moderator sucks anyway, I'm not sure why anyone would want to do it.

[wow, I've got a lot of threads to catch up on and respond to]

WTF? Was I fired or something?

I thought you were doing a fine job.

Kiss ass.

Oh, I thought you were just joking around. :-[

I don't know why anyone would want that job.  I was toying around with the idea of writing a script that would pick a random member and appoint them moderator for a 24-hour period, then their powers would disappear at midnight to be replaced by the next random moderator.  Probably not the best way to run a forum, but could be a damn entertaining social experiment.

Anyway, your powers have now been restored, JD.  As for Blader, I know that you guys currently appear to have a truce going while the two of you lead the rebellion against Imperial forces on FGI, but I'm not sure that the Saloon is big enough for the both of you as moderators, so I'll give Blader a different section.

If anyone else wants to be a moderator, let me know, as well as which section you'd prefer. [sm_sumo]

Flip flopper.

 ;D

 ;D  [sm_anon]

i demand to moderate the moderators

No one is above the law!
(http://www.tomgpalmer.com/images/Judge%20Dredd.jpg)

I'll take the adult video section. :D

Can I just moderate Aske??

(http://www.wegotcards.com/cards/friends/sayings/dont.GIF)

Sorry, this is first-come first-serve, and you applied second.

[sm_deadhorse]

 [sm_smoking] [sm_bow] [sm_enguard]

I say he can have moderator status, but I refuse to recognize his authority.

"If you want to moderate someone, moderate yourself." - Cadmandew

Excellent.

(http://www.crisdias.com/img/wmen_wp.jpg)

bump

Isn't bumping your own thread against the Marshal(l)'s rules?

Listen Mr. Law dog, law don't go around here.

That's rule #6, and there is no rule #6

Dude, this is GolfHos, there's no Marshal(l) and no rules.

However, due to the recent smoting of JDerion by someone who shall not be named, blader has been awarded moderation over the Golf Equipment section on the Risk Board that is GolfHos.

He used an emoticon, for God's sake!!!!

It was a grave violation of the terms of our alliance.

[/color][/b]

Golf Equipment section?

Who knew.

precisely

Sorry boys, I've already had a couple of cocktails and forgot where I was for a minute.

Moderate on Blader........ [sm_headbang] [sm_beertoast]

Ouch.

I thought it might have been the rapture comment earlier today.

Aske takes that stuff a little too seriously, if you know what I mean.

People should not be afraid of their moderators. Moderators should be afraid of their people.  ;)

(http://www.paloaltoonline.com/photos/vforvendetta.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/TimeForTee/goh.jpg?t=1168042627)

Two points.

I think I recognise guy B from this forum.

The guys indicated at A are definitely up to something.

Normally I might be supportive of this request -- make that demad but given the light the said individual has shown that he doesn't know what he wants I would have to come out against his so called demand.  He has said he is going to leave this board and then a short time later makes an annoucement that he is back and ready to accept our admiration.  Surely the admin and site owners will recognize him for who he is - an individual interested in only himself and not the board.  I would vote no on this "demand". ;D

Messed up the code in the marquee again Blader? :o ;) ;D

 :o :o

:o :o :o

:o :o :o :o

:o :o :o :o :o

When is enough enough?

call in the death squad

make sure no cell phone cameras are near though ;D

Enough moderators or enough smileys?

Maybe he meant both. :o :D

Old Speckled Hen.

Just a few does it.

You started it!

Aske started it! ;D

Old Speckled Hen...mmm.... [sm_drink]

"....you started it,...no we didn't,.... yes you did, you invaded Poland...."

GUFFAW.

lol :D

Torp, have you seen that show?

Of course he has.  HUGE fan of JC. :angel:

lol

[sm_devil]

JC is one of the best

Let me pose this question for him (and myself): that's from a show?

Fawlty Towers.

JC=John Cleese in the above post references.

Yeah, what she said. :D

Thanks, never heard of either....

Bump.

This thread is a good read. ;D ;D

In fact I think it should go straight to classic threads. ;D

Yes Sybil... ;)

Ok

I would think that as the moderator of said forum, you could have just as well done it yourself.

She doesn't know her own strength.

Bump ;D