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Title: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 06:56:23 PM
'cos i'm bored.... ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Aske on January 21, 2007, 07:07:36 PM
start with the set i gave stroh and spaceage.


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: spacey on January 21, 2007, 07:08:32 PM
What do you do for a living?
Married/single?
Kids?
Pets?
2 Iron or hybrid?
Turn offs?
Bizarre ****ual fetishes?
Pee in the shower?
Do you actually like Vegemite?
INXS or Midnight Oil?
Who is the best representative of Australia- Jacko or Paul Hogan?
Have you ever eaten a wallaby?
WTF is up with didgeridoos?
At what age did you learn to throw a boomerang?
Do you have one of those weird hats where the one side of the brim is turned up and snapped to the side?
Have I missed any Aussie stereotypes?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Salamander on January 21, 2007, 07:16:11 PM
Do they sell koala cake toppers for Australian weddings?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 07:19:24 PM
what person do you admire most? - David Suzuki
what person do you admire least? - John Winston Howard
what is the best black metal band in the world? - there is one?
who is your favorite character on Heroes? - haven't seen the show yet
who is your favorite character on Boston Legal?- denny crane
what is your favorite transcendetal number? - 7?
ode or pde? -ummm
isosceles or equilateral ? - equilateral
human induced or natural event ? - either
stocks or bonds ? - stocks
nature vs nurture ? - both
csi vegas or csi new york? - vegas
patrick bateman or trevor reznick ? - who?
viktor or marcus ? - who?
belluci or pare? - belluci
habanero or jalapeno ? - jalapeno
creamy or chunky? - chunky
coke or pepsi ? - hmm coke


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 07:25:39 PM
What do you do for a living? - portfolio analyst/manager for an insurance co.
Married/single? - married
Kids? - 1 on the way, 8 in the freezer
Pets? - 2, a dog and a cat
2 Iron or hybrid? - 2 iron ofcourse, hybrids are for whimps
Turn offs? - sauteed/braised chicken feet
Bizarre ****ual fetishes? - define bizarre
Pee in the shower? - if required
Do you actually like Vegemite? - yep
INXS or Midnight Oil? - depends on what I'm doing,"The Oils Rock"
Who is the best representative of Australia- Jacko or Paul Hogan? - each was right at their time
Have you ever eaten a wallaby? yes
WTF is up with didgeridoos? - they're not just a musical instrument
At what age did you learn to throw a boomerang? - 6
Do you have one of those weird hats where the one side of the brim is turned up and snapped to the side? - I did
Have I missed any Aussie stereotypes? - yes...lol


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 07:26:46 PM
Do they sell koala cake toppers for Australian weddings?

Yes.. if you ask nicely, although they need to be sedated to stop them moving...


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2007, 07:35:23 PM
Doy have Outback Steak House there?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 07:44:39 PM
Doy have Outback Steak House there?

No... because we like to share our 'uniquely Americanised Australian dinning experience'.  It's all a ploy to get you hooked on the experience and come here for real.... ;D where you can experience the joys of catching your own Wallabies and Barramundi....


Crikey... there's an Outback SteakHouse in Sydney :o ???


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: spacey on January 21, 2007, 07:45:05 PM
Al Green or Barry White?
DeNiro or Pacino?
Barnaby Jones or Columbo?
Have you ever used the word 'chunder' in a sentence?
Best music group from Sweden?
Favorite horror movie?
Favorite adult beverage?
Best beer brewed in Australia?
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Tattoos?
Favorite brand of toilet paper?
Halloween or St. Patrick's Day?
Terror alert threat level?
Chimpanzees or Orangutans?
Salmon or Tuna?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 07:55:08 PM
Al Green or Barry White? - tough choice... Al Green
DeNiro or Pacino?- Booby
Barnaby Jones or Columbo? - Columbo
Have you ever used the word 'chunder' in a sentence? - yes... "gimme a sec I gotta go chunder
Best music group from Sweden? - ABBA
Favorite horror movie? - Young Einstein
Favorite adult beverage? - Makers Mark
Best beer brewed in Australia? - James Boags Premium
Hot dogs or hamburgers? - burgers with the lot, incl egg, pineapple and beetroot
Tattoos? - none yet
Favorite brand of toilet paper? - Sorbent
Halloween or St. Patrick's Day? - St Pattys Day if only for the Guniess
Terror alert threat level? - "Be Alert but not Alarmed"
Chimpanzees or Orangutans? - Babboons
Salmon or Tuna? - Salmon


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 07:59:01 PM
When did you start golfing?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 07:59:52 PM
Oh, and how did you get interested in golf?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:01:14 PM
When did you start golfing?

When I was 10.... 25 years ago... ;D

I'd been hitting balls around the yard before then, not really knowing why.  Then some mates and I thought it would be fun to go play the local public course. From then I was hooked.. ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 08:15:49 PM
What golf club do you have the most success with?  Do you also consider it as your favorite club?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:21:16 PM
What golf club do you have the most success with?  Do you also consider it as your favorite club?

my twoiron gets a bit of work... but I'd have to say my favourites are all my wedges... ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 08:27:44 PM
Do you enjoy reading?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:31:06 PM
Do you enjoy reading?

I don't read as much as I should...

Actually right now I'm reading the "Outback Steakhouse" menu... ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2007, 08:32:34 PM
Do you enjoy reading?

I don't read as much as I should...

Actually right now I'm reading the "Outback Steakhouse" menu... ;D

lol

 ;D

For the record.  Outback sux!!  I hate 'em.


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 08:32:39 PM
lol

Do you have a favorite book?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:34:45 PM
Do you enjoy reading?

I don't read as much as I should...

Actually right now I'm reading the "Outback Steakhouse" menu... ;D

lol

 ;D

For the record.  Outback sux!!  I hate 'em.

Was your Wallaby overcooked???


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:36:37 PM
lol

Do you have a favorite book?

Probably 'To Kill a Mockingbird', and Hamlet


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2007, 08:38:21 PM
I wish!  Feckers! >:(  They cater our lunch on holiday.  They screwed it up too many times, they did!!  Wouldn't let me have me pasta, and me chicken!!!  And they ran out of baked potato(e)!!!!!  I got like nothin' to eat!!!  So, pissed, I am!!!  Won't 'ave nothin' to do with 'em any more, I won't!


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 08:41:05 PM
I wish!  Feckers! >:(  They cater our lunch on holiday.  They screwed it up too many times, they did!!  Wouldn't let me have me pasta, and me chicken!!!  And they ran out of baked potato(e)!!!!!  I got like nothin' to eat!!!  So, pissed, I am!!!  Won't 'ave nothin' to do with 'em any more, I won't!

That's gold....LOL


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Jules on January 21, 2007, 09:19:55 PM
Twoiron, I am still getting over the fact that you eat "skippy"!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Don't you know tourists only do that!!!
Don't you remember how many criminals, skippy caught.
Don't you remember how many bushfires skippy stopped.
Don't you remember how many children skippy saved from raging rivers!
Shame on you Twoiron!!!!! :o :o :o


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 09:26:34 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
Twoiron, I am still getting over the fact that you eat "skippy"!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Don't you know tourists only do that!!!
Don't you remember how many criminals, skippy caught.
Don't you remember how many bushfires skippy stopped.
Don't you remember how many children skippy saved from raging rivers!
Shame on you Twoiron!!!!! :o :o :o


Skippy rocks!!!! [sm_headbang]

You should know that it's considered "Un-Australian" to not bbq Skippy every now and then...LOL


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: spacey on January 21, 2007, 09:28:48 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

Spaceage, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)
I'll answer this if you post it in the right thread.  ;)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: spacey on January 21, 2007, 09:29:58 PM
If you're talking about Skippy peanut butter, how does one BBQ it? If you're not talking about PB, WTF is "Skippy?"


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 09:31:04 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 09:31:27 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

Spaceage, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)
I'll answer this if you post it in the right thread.  ;)

You can answer, too, but I was meaning 2i in this thread.  That's what I get for multiple multitasking... lol


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 09:33:00 PM
If you're talking about Skippy peanut butter, how does one BBQ it? If you're not talking about PB, WTF is "Skippy?"

"Skippy" was a TV show made back in the 70's about a Kangaroo called ... "Skippy" she was a crime fighting, people saving Kangaroo owned by a kid called "Sonny"......

"Skippy" is a generic name we give to Kangaroos.

They go well on a BBQ... served up with a salad...


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 09:33:04 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



lol


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 09:37:54 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



lol

There are just too many ways to do potatoe...


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



lol

There are just too many ways to do potatoe...

I just recently saw a really good recipe for a twice-baked stuffed potato.  I really want to try it soon.  It would make the perfect snack!


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



lol

There are just too many ways to do potatoe...

I just recently saw a really good recipe for a twice-baked stuffed potato.  I really want to try it soon.  It would make the perfect snack!

...better than mashed??? :o


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2007, 09:51:52 PM
Thanks, stroh, for reminding me.

2i, how do you prefer your potatoes?  Raw, fried, baked, twice-baked, mashed, other (please explain)

anyway except raw.... ;)



lol

There are just too many ways to do potatoe...

I just recently saw a really good recipe for a twice-baked stuffed potato.  I really want to try it soon.  It would make the perfect snack!

...better than mashed??? :o

I don't know; I haven't tried it yet.  Sounds really good, but probably won't become my favorite perfect snack.


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 22, 2007, 03:07:23 AM
Did you get some grass down yet?

Does your dog weigh 1 or 2 lbs?

Why do you hate crime fighting 'roos?





Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 22, 2007, 12:42:17 PM
What's your favorite snack?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:03:17 PM
Did you get some grass down yet? - yes, but now its dead.. :'(

Does your dog weigh 1 or 2 lbs? - he's a tad heavier than that, he's about 10kilos

Why do you hate crime fighting 'roos? - we don't hate them, they're just good tucker






Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Jules on January 22, 2007, 01:07:11 PM
Twoiron, I am quite distrubed by your lack of respect and love for "skippy"!!!! :'( :'( :'(
Especially with the 25th of January coming up!!!
It is very unaustralian of you!!!!! :o


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Clive on January 22, 2007, 01:07:48 PM
Without having re-read the thread:

1. What do you do for a living?
2. How's your favorite golfer of all-time?  On current PGA Tour?  Current worldwide?
3. What are the best and worst parts of your golf game?
4. When you were in high school, what did you want to be when you grew up?
5. How's the pool action these days?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:08:26 PM
What's your favorite snack?

I'd have to say "Twisties" or "Burger Rings" ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:10:49 PM
Twoiron, I am quite distrubed by your lack of respect and love for "skippy"!!!! :'( :'( :'(
Especially with the 25th of January coming up!!!
It is very unaustralian of you!!!!! :o

Me.... "Un-Australian"....what happens on January 25th???? ;)

You mean to say, you've never eaten our National Emblem, Skippy?

Do you think the New Zealanders get all shirty about eating lamb?? considering their love of sheep....


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 22, 2007, 01:11:49 PM
Without having re-read the thread:

If I can stop and read it all, so can you.


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Jules on January 22, 2007, 01:13:31 PM
I have never, and I never intend to eat kangaroo!!!!


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
Without having re-read the thread:

1. What do you do for a living?
2. How's your favorite golfer of all-time?  On current PGA Tour?  Current worldwide?
3. What are the best and worst parts of your golf game?
4. When you were in high school, what did you want to be when you grew up?
5. How's the pool action these days?

1. I work for an insurance company, I'm a portfolio manager/analyst
2. All time fav... Greg Norman, Current - Stuart Appleby, Current Worldwide - Ernie Els
3. Best parts, driving, putting and short game. Worst, iron play right now
4. I guess in high school I really wanted to play the "Tour"
5. Kinda quiet latley, it;s been raining


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:18:54 PM
I have never, and I never intend to eat kangaroo!!!!

never say never.... I suppose emu and crocodile are off the menu for you as well??? ;)

if i had a choice over a kangaroo drumstick or a chicken, i'd go skippy.... ;)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 22, 2007, 01:26:43 PM
4. I guess in high school I really wanted to play the "Tour"


Dude, I wouldn't give up on your dreams just yet.....


(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/93/817393.jpg)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 01:30:36 PM
4. I guess in high school I really wanted to play the "Tour"


Dude, I wouldn't give up on your dreams just yet.....


(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/Large/93/817393.jpg)

hmm my dreams... i'm not the one who has this in their album collection....


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 22, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Do you like this picture?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/TimeForTee/hasselhoff.gif?t=1169515893)


Did Knightrider shape your childhood more than Skippy?

Did KITT sound a bit funny?

If the Hoff and Ponch had a fight, who would win and why?



Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 05:50:38 PM
Do you like this picture?

     Not really, I'm just concerned that it's in your "Photobucket"

Did Knightrider shape your childhood more than Skippy?
   
     Possibly, although at age 7 I didn't realise how tasty BBQ kangaroo would be

Did KITT sound a bit funny?

     If you mean did I think KITT sounded rather camp? then yes

If the Hoff and Ponch had a fight, who would win and why?

     Chuck Norris


 ;D


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 22, 2007, 05:53:10 PM
Not really, I'm just concerned that it's in your "Photobucket"


I hosted it because I didn't want to hotlink to anybody else that would have it hosted.

There's some funny folk about, yanno?

So I stole it.

Just to make you feel at home.

 ;)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 05:58:49 PM
Not really, I'm just concerned that it's in your "Photobucket"


I hosted it because I didn't want to hotlink to anybody else that would have it hosted.

There's some funny folk about, yanno?

So I stole it.

Just to make you feel at home.

 ;)

ermm thanks....

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/revolution.jpg)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 22, 2007, 05:58:58 PM
(http://www.myartpage.com/images/Animals/kangaroo.jpg)


Would you eat this roo?


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 06:02:38 PM
(http://www.myartpage.com/images/Animals/kangaroo.jpg)


Would you eat this roo?

You'll need this first...

(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/kangaroo.jpg) (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/likechicken.jpg)


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Fuzzy on January 22, 2007, 06:31:10 PM
I have never, and I never intend to eat kangaroo!!!!

never say never.... I suppose emu and crocodile are off the menu for you as well??? ;)

if i had a choice over a kangaroo drumstick or a chicken, i'd go skippy.... ;)

[threadjack] I've eaten kangaroo. At an Aussie restaurant in Dresden Germany.

http://www.10best.com/Dresden/Restaurants/International/index.html?businessID=38283

It was quite good. [/threadjack]


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: twoiron on January 22, 2007, 06:35:19 PM
I have never, and I never intend to eat kangaroo!!!!

never say never.... I suppose emu and crocodile are off the menu for you as well??? ;)

if i had a choice over a kangaroo drumstick or a chicken, i'd go skippy.... ;)

[threadjack] I've eaten kangaroo. At an Aussie restaurant in Dresden Germany.

http://www.10best.com/Dresden/Restaurants/International/index.html?businessID=38283

It was quite good. [/threadjack]

 ;D

"Just don't mention the war....."


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: Fuzzy on January 22, 2007, 06:41:27 PM
ssssshhhhh [sm_whistle]


Title: Re: Learn about twoiron...
Post by: TFT on January 23, 2007, 06:08:30 AM
(http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/01GJVjc3.jpg)